Ladies and Gentlemen of free America,
You need to take out your blue blazers and put them on, for this market is about to get the Thanksgiving kicked out of it. As we speak, Senator Jakegint is cutting back on household expenses, in anticipation of demonstrative losses. From what I have gathered through iBC’s Security Apparatus, Jakegint has stockpiled three months supply of tv dinners and Woodshedder has secured one year’s worth of pork belly rations.
This distresses me a great deal.
Asia is getting put in its place tonight and Godzilla has emerged from the Sea of Japan and is now stomping out buildings and eating people like candy. The middle east is “going Hitler” on its citizens and NATO is busy sending emails to one another in Libya.
Rumours of a “double dip” of sorts has appeared in all of the popular trade journals and Chinese CEO’s are closet homosexual/terrorists, operating here in the US to pilfer our dumbest investors for the benefit of The Communist Red Fuckers from CHINA (TCRFC).
I’ve done the very best I can with the tools available to me. I’ve all but put the entirety of my sanity and chips into refinery stocks; yet they still trade lower because when the Earth is vacated of human life, gasoline sales will plummet.
Having said that, I tend to act against my better judgement. I’m heading off to Japan now, where I intend to slay Godzilla with a gravity hammer. After I am done, I will return to the states for a snack, then proceed to catapult diseased corpses into enemy cities.
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Señor Tropicana, en fuego. Bien hecho.
God-ZIRA!
Rawwr!!!
I forgot my secret decoder ring. Must be at the bottom of the mini-wheats. Lately I’ve understood Gint’s blog word for word. You on the other hand.. are raving, stark mad.
Must be all that idiot medicine I am taking.
mmm… Mini-Wheats…
Godzilla legs taste like chicken. The brain served in shell with white is excellent garnished with fava beans.
Of course in Louisiana, we would serve it in gumbo with a Falstaff while seated in a motel chair on a barge floating down the Red. Aaron Neville in the background. Best of luck with the hammer and Godspeed, Mr. Fly. Bring the wife something nice. I would like a Godzilla claw necklace and a higher stock price for WNR.
Thank you. I will send you a postcard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bhoWfC1L9k
This market needs a big down open for a change instead of all of these fake 30-50 pt up opens that fade in the first hour.
It will be obvious to everyone and the HFTs to buy the big down open, especially during an option expo week.
I deeply regret to have missed the SAM (Space Alien Magician) & the IBC community while away at another casa. Another inspiring post! Be well Herr Fly, so much the better.
I live in Honolulu, HI. This weekend I was at the Yardhouse having a beer at happy hour. A gorgeous japanese woman was sitting a few chairs down from me weeping. I asked her if everything was okay? I figured she lost her friend shopping or some other ridiculous shit. Over the next 20 minutes in her best broken english she proceeded to tell me she just fled Tokyo the day before leaving behind not only both parents but her grandparents too. She left because she was scared for her life. She said she wanted to have kids someday and staying in Japan would most likely destroy her chances for any healthy offspring. Her parents work for the government so they had to stay behind and her grandparents are too old to travel. She also continued her story by saying all the news broadcast here in America was all complete bullshit. The American media is sugar coating what is really going on over there and that she prays for her country and the people. A few beer in it, I really didn’t take what she said to heart until just now when I read the latest headline on Yahoo: “Japan ups nuke crisis severity to match Chernobyl”
Holy fuck, that bitch was serious!!
On another note- Japanese tourists make up an ass load of $$$ for our local economy here on Oahu. Over the last month, they’ve been MIA and this place is starting to feel the pinch!
Now I know you made that story up, because the American media never sugar coats anything, They always tell it like it is, especially when it comes to newsworthy stories that affect the people living in the United Socialists of America (USA).
This country is going down the tubes like a cheap backstage hooker at a Chucky Sheen concert.
Sorry to hear about your Japanese friend.
my god thats horrible…
so did you get her number?
Nuclear Waste Water will make Godzilla impossible to kill. If China Steel Names will roll it will be a perfect night. Did you see UK sales tonight, yuck.
Jacob “Roggeveen” Gint is preparing his rations and heading to his island on April 24th while Woodshedder is busy walking barefoot to the general store for molasses popsicles.
I’m looking into NUVA at the moment.
Refrain from besmerching Sr. Gint. His sound money policies and longing for the gold standard are to be commended.
You must realize by now that The Coinage Act of 1792 imposed the penalty of death for anyone who would otherwise embezzle money from the Treasury, or debase, or defraud the money.
…we now call those miscreants Chairman of the Federal Reserve, and shower them with compliments and kudos instead of a hangmans noose. Times have changed indeud.
http://www.constitution.org/uslaw/coinage1792.txt
By the Code of Hammurabi and through the index finger of God/Ben almighty, by the methods of law and commerce to govern the ancient lands- if anyone opens his ditches to water his crop, but is careless, and the water floods his neighbor’s field, he shall pay his neighbor corn for his loss. The commodity lifting gifts we bestow upon our exporting neighbors are fair payment for our flooding. It is their demise they do not allow their citizens to, shall we say, irrigate.
Cancel all orders!
Fly, nobody even knows what you’re talking about
This is for my entertainment, Sir, not yours!
Never forget that, ever.
I do. Anyone that was half awake during the Flash Crash also knows.
I don’t like the stench of this whole situation…me thinks i will lose a lot of coin today.
/ES is down 6 points. This is not “end of the world” stuff… yet.
various forms of positions i have are all tearing me a new one….short treasuries, long copper, long ES….ai ai ai
What fly is trying to say is that Starbucks will buy GMCR thus making me rich.
And beer. Don’t forget the beer.
Molasses beer?
sarcasm, indeud.
We need some pomo from Ben right now.
How about TCRFC T-shirts?
Gravity Hammer, well played.
Sometimes when a fire alarm goes off it’s only a test and sometimes its a malfunction. Would you guys just jump out the window upon hearing the alarm?
Forget it, don’t answer that.
Should we adding to our WNR here on any pullback?
Run for you lives… And don’t look up!
Let me say again….don’t look up, and run for dear lif.
Godzilla is about about to put his footprint on you.
Screams and people running..
Carsony you’re Fucked!
AAPL rallying this morning…look out for the squeeze.
Isn’t the short % in AAPL about 0.00005%?
and the crack spread continues to increase….http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/quote?ticker=CRK321M1:IND
Hmmmm… If Godzilla is here Rodan & Mothra can’t be far behind. They love the radiation. Time for a sandwitch.
What up cant read the comments,
Where do i pay,
Hve to read the comments,cant sleep@night.
Fly its you.
God dam budget bullshit. Godzilla needs to come here and kick some congress ass and clean house.
Or
Could it be the tcrfc know something we don’t like time to dump the USA bonds they hold??
Or
Hell aren’t we do for a correction or could it be QE will end in june and the smart are getting out.
I think the fly knows but he’s not telling