Coming this Friday, in the midst of nuclear catastrophes and war, the February employment data will be released. Based upon on the laws of BARACKenomics, I expect to see nothing less than fantasy. With the Federal reserve busy pumping away at the U.S. economy, raping the dollar of its dignity, I sense a surprise on the horizon.
What this country needs is hope, then change, then lobster rolls with warm butter lathered sloppily into American faces. We need to make believe shit is good. Therefore, we need to report a falsified jobs report, in order to placate those pesky republicans who want to fuck with earmarks. The democrats must fend off their detractors by disseminating positive news, in support of the current regime. This has been done before. Please study the rise of the Bolshevik Party. Thanks.
As you well know, the Obama administration is giving war a chance, for humanitarian reasons. Do not be fooled by his dumbo-like ears: he is a great man. He is saving countless of innocent and helpless armed rebels from certain demise. Moreover, he is punishing an evil dictator, who hogs light sweet crude, and doesn’t share that shit with others.
The TIME IS NOW, FUCKERS, for falsified economic reports to be distributed ad hoc. Are you man enough to play the game? Will you be there when the clowns nose is punched in and only jelly squirts out?
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First says: first
Ok, second
Space helmet has been on this entire week in anticipation.
The aluminum colander is more effective.
Could ADP be correct for once?
“”The ADP report showed that U.S. private-sector companies added 201,000 jobs in March, while its details illustrated a “solid gain in small-business employment””
We will add a record 1 million jobs in Feb.
1 million.
screw that
406,318.9318
plus one monkey will have gained employment pushing a mop
Is this the monkey?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpIq_hg4J1g
Yes, yes it is
This one gotta a real job. And the pay is good. Someone needs to get a meeting with him about his 401k.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsaEvyHNZGs&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Revising upward too?
got a call from Chairman Bernanke. He said that we arent done going up yet.
Actually if we get a great Non Farm Payroll NFP on Friday. They will be doing the “Happy Dance” until everyone realizes that with employment getting better the QEing has achieved its goal and talk of exits and rate hikes will come on radars…finally.
Nope.
QE ain’t done yet until dollar is completely debased. It might be called something else. But hey… Why stop something that is creating jobs, liquify markets and doesn’t create inflation. It’s perfect and we love it. All those social services are paying themselves up. If anything we need to increase printing, social services, and gov stimulus of all kind.
Be well.
Knock, Knock….Who is there….Inflation,…..Inflation who. IMHO look at the container ship rate over the last year, etc…FED has stronger employment data and inflation coming, that doesn’t equal QE forever.
Life is just a fantasy
Can you live this fantasy life
Outasite
Buy your kicks from the man in the white
Feels alright
Powder pleasure in your nose tonight
See the men paint their faces and cry
Like some girl it makes you wonder why
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GylirgHFqeQ
Aldo nova. Don’t even have to click the link!
right from the first few words.lol
Sang that all the time in 6th grade, had no idea what the words meant….
Can’t wait to see Steve Liesman’s face when he hears 1 million jobs created in Feb ’11. Gonna be classic. He will just look square into the camera and flick off Rick Santelli, then call him a bitch.
Dark. Probably spot on.
Fly!
I am a Canadian who owns a substantial part of my portfolio in American stocks. I am getting whacked on the strength of the Canadian Dollar versus the U.S. Dollar. Do you still think that the U.S.Dollar will eventually gain strength?
Move to america
Lol. Yes, indeud.
As a fellow patriot I ask you, why?
10% of my portfolio is in USD. It is margined up to the max like it’s funny money.
Sorry to give you the bad news dude the USA is broke.
So what do think the dollar is really worth.
The end of QE2 and a gradual rate hike are bullish for stocks. Either way, bears are on a one way street toward bankruptcy.
its coming sooner than people think.and then it will be ben’s job to suppress silver and swap spots with jp morgue
Love MWW right here. Buying it. Normalized quarterly earnings during better times are $0.30/Q and FCF is growing Q/Q. Its 5 year average PE, despite being over a volatile time from trough to peak unemployment, is 20.5x and if you use a 1.20 FY eps, one could value it at $24-25.
Agreed.
“If you are going to tell a lie; tell a big one.”
Joeseph Goebels, Adolf Hitler or Barack Obama, can’t remember which ( or maybe all)
How about 99.9% of all politicians, regardless of ideology?
How do you tell when a politician is lying?
Answer: His lips are moving.
It’s in the very nature of the job– moreso in a fake democracy/real corporatocracy like the U.S. Here, you have to please the voters to get elected, but the only way you can get your campaign funded is to screw the voters six ways from Sunday while catering to the Special Interest Groups that fund your campaign.
When the jelly squirts, I’ll be there.
If The Bernank offers up the QE tit for sucking, the market keeps going higher. If he tightens his wad, the market will see that as a sign of a sustainable recovery. Either way, the market goes higher. It doesn’t get any simpler than that. Coin will be banked.
This is the stuff economic recoveries and made of, like it or not.
Fly, you are at the top of your game tonight!
“What this country needs is hope, then change, then lobster rolls with warm butter lathered sloppily into American faces. We need to make believe shit is good.”
I love it!
Yo Fly! Your choice of muzak is really crap of late
Here is some real South African muzak, for your listening pleasures, and those of your house slaves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1eyyqDdNcM
I went to the site and it said “This video contains content from UMG. It is not available in your country.” I am in the U.S.
Civilized people do not live in Africa. Therefore, I opt out of clicking on said link.
Monsieur Fly
I have brooked negative comments about Africa for too long now. Click on the link, or my sword will taste the blood of many, many americans, in your name, until my bloodlust is sated OR my honour is restored, whichever comes first
The muzak video is tragic, but fucking funny
Frog, not my problem – you CHOOSE to live in the United States – find a way around the problem – yes, you can!
A top 5 post for sure.
It’s just that all of the good posts are done past my bed time.
At least I know why NYC people are up late – it’s all that noise outside all night.
Nothing in my woods but bears, fox, owls, and possum on the roof.
Don’t forget the gators…and I see you now also have a wild pig problem???
Had a bunch of wild turkeys in the yard yesterday – the walking kind, not the drinking kind.
He needs a couple of those Argentine Dogos to chase down those wild pigs.
BARACKobamics !!!!!!1111oneeleven!
Another Fly classic “giving war a chance, for humanitarian reasons”. I’m going to steal that one.
love the picture of the kid with pipe….
I am sitting on the sunny coast of southern Spain and that made me lol. thanks Fly
If you really are in Spain on the coast we all hate you. Loved Spain when I was there in 2005.
I held my WNR overnight.
I caught Steve,Jr. holding his WNR last night, also. He claims that Coach Dumbrowski, his sex ed coach, and his Uncle Fly said it was okay. Once in awhile is okay, but he seems to be a long term holder these days. Time to hide Mrs. Steve’s Coldwater Creek catalogues with their hot Romanian models.
Title borrowed from “Give War a Chance” by the MIGHTY, MIGHTY pen-person P.J. O’Rourke
Only top quality people in Africa
Deutsche Bank was clearly not happy with Senor Fly position in X.
Here comes the AAPL/GOOG rally just to screw with everyone who is hedging with the Qs.
“Korn/Ferry International (Korn/Ferry) is a global provider of talent management solutions that help clients to develop, retain and sustain their talent.” Sounds like a clown college worth 1 Billion.
Get in the pink sub, Commander Bernanke has given the order over the klaxons!
Dive! Dive! Dive!
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I thought that was a Kelsey Grammar movie?
Errr wrong. Monsiuer Fly
“Initial unemployement benefits are up 6,000 inside of two weeks”
Tomorrow, jackass
That’s wonderful. Kind of flat. Means the economy has bottomed but isn’t improving enough to threaten the largesse from QE 3 or whichever one comes next.
On Monday Obama says, “We will not have troops on the ground in Libya”.
By Wednesday, CIA sends teams to Libya…I guess they don’t count?
I heard we sent ninjas two weeks ago, however no one can confirm that for sure.
good friend of mine’s brother is one of a group of “first line” forces. supposed to go have dinner/drinks a few weeks ago. now, he isn’t in the country and doesn’t answer his cellphone. take it for what you wish….
If Fly is wrong (which is highly unlikely for Mr. Fly) my worthless unemployed day trader ass is cooked.