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Nonsense

Okay, it’s official: the market is really, really starting to bore me. The monotony of the market is grinding away at my fucking soul. It’s fun making money. But then it gets to a point like “where am I going with this?” I suppose you chart chompers have it easy, not having to ever use your brains for anything. In many regards, you are like dogs fetching bones.

Go find me another chart, boy!

No, but seriously, I need to unwind a little. I don’t want to slap people with hot slices of pizza or even cold slabs of ham anymore. Life is just not the same, when inflicting random acts of violence against people isn’t exciting.

I own X, OXY, airlines, refiners, blah, blah, blah. Maybe if I lost a million or two today, that might get me interested, like “hmmm, that was really fucked up” sort of way. The website keeps me busy, especially my new news idea. However, that gets repetitive too. Post a bunch of ideas, read comments from people halfway mentally retarded, laugh at said people–ban a few for life.

One thing that makes me laugh is the secret hatred so many third rate bloggers have for me. Really? I don’t give a fuck about you, not even a little. I rarely talk about other bloggers because it’s none of my business. People have to make their own life choices and I am not one to judge whether they are right or wrong.

I piss on your heads from my balcony.

Anyway, I am stepping out now in search of excitement. Hopefully by the time I come back the world will be on fire and the market would have flashed crashed a few dozen times, and shit.

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28 comments

  1. Bone Fetcher

    Got get another chart, got a get another chart, got get another chart…..

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  2. genghis khan

    This is definitely not a Fly post, the writing style is quite different from senior Tropicana’s. Who is this imposter? I say we shoot him, cut off his tongue, then shoot his tongue.

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    • The Fly

      Shut up idiots. You always say that. It’s me and will always be me. I’d rather light myself on fire than let someone blog under my name.

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  3. TraderCaddy

    I saw a homeless guy on the subway platform at Chambers St. station who was looking at what looked like a WNR chart. Was wearing a Bear Stearns hat.
    Everybody is a chartist today.

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  4. moolaheaven

    I love you FLY!!!

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  5. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    WNR analyst estimates are all over the place from 8 analysts. Range too wide….$1.20-$2.40. One increase in the last 7 days. Management needs to help guide to a tighter range and bring attention to this thing.

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  6. 1/2 mental retard
    1/2 mental retard

    I like cheese pizza no other topping please

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  7. Frog with Head Made from Cement
    Frog with Head Made from Cement

    Hope you find some excitement, Fly. There are many strange & exciting things going on in the world. I find that just watching people for a while can be fascinating. More interesting in NYC I would think though than in N. C., if that is where you moved to.

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  8. Geoduck

    Halfway mentally retarded??!? I feel like I just got an upgrade.

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  9. The Fly

    I am still in NYC

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  10. Xmas Ninja

    Why not join me fighting holiday season crimes? That is pretty exciting.

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  11. wilmer

    This is all part of The Ben Bernank’s plan. Just go with it, resistance is futile anyways.

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  12. shipwrecked&alone
    shipwrecked&alone

    Mr. Fly, do you still own MPET? If no, why?
    Bakken over 200k acres about to be farmed out. First well showed 7 pay zones.
    Timor Sea 7 TCF waiting Methanol Plant to China play.
    UK Markwood assets first well success showed “live oil”. Waiting plans to develop.
    Legacy assets in Australia.
    CEO owns boatloads of MPET.

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  13. J. Livermore

    My office secretary is in there chomping on a bag of chips. Eating them like the fucking butch cow she is !!! The sound is driving me absolutely insane !! SILENCE YOU !!!!

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  14. gratefuljed

    Maybe go buy a vineyard?

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  15. JakeGint

    Don’t believe any of that hog swallop about “the end of QE2,” as our friend Case Shiller has informed us this morning that “The Rain Will Continue!”

    The rain of Benjamins, that is.

    ________

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  16. lil homie

    The hell with it go drink a few and get you a mid day buzz.

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  17. jande9

    One of your finer posts. Buying and selling stocks is not an activity that is satisfying to the soul. It is simply a way to earn a living, nothing more and nothing less.
    Even though you deny it rigorously, using this blog to communicate with your fellow man, helping him (or her) try to make sense of the daily deluge of financial mis-information, must provide a certain satisfaction.

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  18. drummerboy

    time to throw a homeless guy in a wheel chair down a flight of steps no. then just leave a slice next to em

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  19. Frog with Head Made from Cement
    Frog with Head Made from Cement

    Compassion & good will toward others are considered to be flaws by most folks in the financial industry, so Fly has to be kind of under cover about having these traits. I think we all appreciate them nevertheless.

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  20. Trading Nymph

    ROFL….I soooo overslept today and couldn’t get my heart into it. I looked around at the tape and saw Casinos doing good, they always seem to be the loud drunk guy that comes just when the party is suppose to break up it seems. Someone spiked the copper market shich makes it look the like the spot is giving the market the f finger today. Iron Ore has India raising tariffs on Friday so some are buying before they do this…but gossip is about one region going to lift export ban (which they should cuz of depressed steel prices)….yawn…ok, roll to flat market.

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    • Trading Nymph

      What is cool it that US Dollar is still holding its last weeks key support, the 23.6% off the 2008 low/2009 high…bashing against the trendline down is hard so chop/chop until the “NFP Guessing Game” starts tomorrow.

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      • Trading Nymph

        Oh, I forgot to say why I was laughing at….I popped over here to see what Fly was excited about today and saw his post…totally amused me.

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  21. One Upper

    Fly…. I have wired an explosive device to one of the keys on your computer. This will add the needed excitement you seek.

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    • Po Pimp

      Wasn’t the ‘Scroll Lock’ key by chance, was it? No one uses that stupid key.

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