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The Middle East is on Fire

I am distracted by all of the news flow. There are reports of mass casualties in Syria, just because they opted to protest—peacefully—over the killings of many innocents in Daraa. In addition to that, there are reports that dozens have been injured in Amman, Jordan. Again, they are simply protesting for freedom. Although I am cynical about the demands for freedom, truth be told, those governments are the bane of society. They need to be toppled.

So, being the conqueror and liberator that he is, I am going to start a petition to convince BARACKS O’Bama to send our invisible planes into all of these smoldering venues, in order to liberate the armed civilians in these heinous nations. He can bring his French poodle along if he likes. However, I feel it is our duty, as space aliens, to fly our rocket ships over there and drop our sophisticated ordnance on their heads. After the dust settles, like true space invaders, we can ravage them of their natural resources. Pick them dry.

This is not a callous exchange, but a fair business transaction. Freedom for oil. Who’s in?

In other news, the market continues its trek to 14,000. Big gains can be found across the board. If you midgets are not making coin in this market, join The PPT and 12631 for one month, then get back to me. We are minting money.

NOTE: On a personal level, today’s move in WNR affords me a fully loaded Cayenne. Shooting for a Mayback by days end.

Top picks: WNR, OXY, X

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27 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is God.

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  2. Maximus

    fese middle feasterners are famateurs. fese ftypes of fings will nefer happen in my kingdom

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  3. chivo

    a cayenne? wtf? banned.

    at least go for the panamera

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    • Quint

      The only thing worse than a Porsche SUV is a 4-door Porsche! They were created for men who couldn’t justify a Porsche to their wives.

      Man up – it’s 911 Carrera Turbo or you mine as well drive a mini-van.

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  4. JakeGint

    How to play a pullback in OPEN… if you are lucky!

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  5. JakeGint

    WNR = full retard.

    Cayenne = full homo.

    (note, if you were talking about the hot hot peppahs, accept my apologies)

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    • The Fly

      Isn’t OPEN faddy for you?

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      • JakeGint

        Extremely.

        Quick trade only, do not try this at home, etc.

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        • JakeGint

          Truthfully, not so much “faddy” as “barrier to entry deficient.”

          On the one bright side of the spectrum, they are purchased by Facebook or Google.

          “And there was much rejoicing.”

          On the other, darker side, they are “Facebooked” and “Googled” and maybe even “Twitter-Apped” to their doom.

          “And their was much weeping and gnashing of teeth upon the people.”

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        • JakeGint

          Please “unmoderate” my follow up comment, thanks,

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  6. Frank Gamwell

    Disappointed, Would like to see some falafel jokes in your ME commentary

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  7. The_Real_Hmmm

    LOL at BARACKS. Bo knows business.

    Great post minus the ‘Mayback’ misspelling- you’re not in North Carolina yet. I think it’s a travesty we’re not over in the sandbox exchanging freedom for terms of financing. We’re going to get out-Rothschilded by the fucking IMF.

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  8. go2mars

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUzwu0BrdYw

    Check out this Egypt interview.

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  9. Hickamus

    At WNR’s rate of decline you’ll be lucky to get a smart car

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  10. RB

    That Ceyenne is starting to look more like a Nissan Leaf. Still respectable i guess…

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  11. The Fly

    We all are jokers, aren’t we?

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  12. carnahan

    Two days in a row that WNR gains evaporate as the day progresses. Doesn’t look like it wants to head up….

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  13. Rand

    If bush was still president we would already be there kicking ass and taking names.

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  14. trashed

    Don’t listed to these jerk offs. WNR and VLO going much higher. VLO has two refiners on the west coast which might be better for playing the Japanese. But WNR will squeeze the shorts eventually.

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  15. Trading Nymph

    Fed Heads Talking today….QE3 not sounding so good. Eur/USD back under 1.4100 and maybe, just maybe the Ben B put is history??????

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  16. The Gnat

    LOL, Gas (RB) futs crushed!

    The Gnat

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