iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Yes, Indeud, I Would Like You to Perish

I don’t give a shit again. I’m throwing fear into the pile of shit, better known as my neighbors front lawn. Gold is getting face boxed, while stocks hold gains. It’s “risk on” bitch and there is nothing you or your stupid friends can do about.  Truth be told, I have numerous enemies hiding in various domains around the internets. These miscreants watch me very closely, waiting for an opportunity to say “AH, HA! I fucking knew it. You suck balls.”

No Sir, quite the contrary. You suck balls, indeud. “The Fly” doesn’t stoop down to your low levels. Hell, I wouldn’t even beat you with my top hat, for fear of getting it dirty. People wear white gloves when they visit iBC, but defecate on your blog. You are outmatched, good Sir, and do not have enough howitzers to challenge a person like myself, let alone myself. So, do humanity a favour, shall we, and stick a dagger in your head now, in order to expedite the inevitable.

I am buying large amounts of OXY, for the hundred dollar roll. And, I added to FORM. In addition to that, I started a small position in AMRN. It really isn’t my style. However, I am interested in squeezing the shorts over yonder. Finally, crack spreads are ripping to the upside, now up 4%. They were down 3.5% earlier.

LONG WNR and VLO in size.

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9 comments

  1. JTU

    Ha!

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  2. TheV.King

    Ha!

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  3. Cascadian

    Dumping my ebix murder hole. Fucking liars.

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  4. genghis khan

    Monseiur LeFly- are you now of the opinion that the reactors in Japan are no longer going to explode? I thought you said just a few days ago to sell everything? This market blatantly reeks of manipulation, day in and day out.

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  5. A Monkey with a Nuclear Dart Board
    A Monkey with a Nuclear Dart Board

    Those reactors already made enough of a mess to require a huge cleanup, thry don’t need to explode, in fact that would suck really, really, bad.

    Long PESI on the assumption that they will ultimately have to go over there and tell the Japs (not racist just and abbreviation) just how fucked they are.

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