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My WNR is Bigger Than Yours

It didn’t matter what WNR’s intra-day price was today because it’s going higher. Even though she gave back some gains, I remain stoic in my belief that it will erect again, north of $20. In addition to that, I have FORM sprinting higher. People, this is classic buy the blood trading. There are few reasons to buy, multiple to sell. I am saving myself from making errors just by avoiding short selling. No matter how bad this tape looks, I will not short it. Period.

I got VLO and TER about to rip the tits off you short selling dicksuckers. Sadly, I am out of OPEN, as it creeps its way past $100.

I am long some airlines for a hedge. Basically they are doing exactly what they should be doing today: down. “The Fly” is readying his space rocket to laser beam your house into dust.

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50 comments

  1. chivo

    u that fat?

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    • The Fly

      170lb

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      • Juiceyfruit

        5’3″ & 170 = fat

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        • A Monkey Named John Holmes
          A Monkey Named John Holmes

          I always pictured the Fly as 6’5″ & 170. So, there is a 3.1416% chance his WNR is bigger than mine.

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        • The Fly

          My cock is 5’3

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          • SteveTheNeighbor, Jr.
            SteveTheNeighbor, Jr.

            I just found a copy of Good Housekeeping. My WNR is 16.5 centimeters, I think. Do I use a tape measure or a ruler?

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          • A Monkey on the Olympic Games Committee
            A Monkey on the Olympic Games Committee

            Hence the saying, “too big for his britches”

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          • ernie catface

            OK – you brought the suject of private part size up, so this is something you should know, and most appropriate on the occasion of her passing:

            Last year Liz Taylor checked into a renowned plastic surgery clinic for some “reduction work” on her most private of parts. Upon checking in she gave strict instructions that NO ONE was to know she was having aforementioned surgery.

            Upon coming out of the anesthetic Liz noticed (2) bouquets at the foot of her bed. She flew into a rage and called for the nurse. “Didn’t I clearly tell you that NO ONE was to know I was here, who are those flowers from?” The nurse replied “Oh Miss Taylor, the bouquet on the left is from your doctor. He was so honoured(sic) that you allowed him to work on your privates the he just had to express his gratitude with flowers”. Liz thought for a moment and said “Well if they’re from the Doc I guess it’s alright, but who is that huge bouquet on the right from?” The nurse replied, ” Oh Miss Taylor, those flowers represent such a touching story. They’re from a little 9 year old boy in the Burn Unit and he wanted to thank you for the new pair of ears.”

            Now that’s some size.

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          • Baron de Rothschild
            Baron de Rothschild

            5.3 cm

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          • J. Livermore

            My balls are 170 lb

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      • SteveTheNeighbor, Jr.
        SteveTheNeighbor, Jr.

        Sometimes that happens to me when I look at my Dads swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated or the Victoria Secret Catalogue that arrives at the house. I am so ashamed. But, I didn’t know it was called a WNR. Wait until I tell my health teacher in school. Coach Dumbrowski, the health and sex ed teacher, will probably give me an A when I call it a WNR on the test tomorrow.

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      • jay316

        Ask me about my WNR

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhBhLrli7OI

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  2. MOOBS

    Why is that man not wearing a shirt?! I WILL NOT PLAY THAT VIDEO!

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  3. A Monkey Named John Holmes
    A Monkey Named John Holmes

    “My WNR is bigger than yours”

    I doubt that.

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  4. Cheese

    With a PPT name of “MOOBS” you should know…..

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  5. checklist

    It is definitely true that there are more reasons to sell. I have buy o phobia, but also a truck with large tires

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  6. WTF

    Thanks Fly, now I know how short selling dicksucker with tits to be ripped looks like!

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  7. scott

    Your all really filthy today.

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  8. Real Texan

    Just for information purposes, it appears that the $RUT has formed a Head and Shoulders pattern. I have not checked the DJIA or SP500 for confirmation.

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    • Po Pimp

      Trading supposed H&S patterns has been real profitable for bears the last 2 years.

      Sarcasm dripping.

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  9. Po Pimp

    Investors are flocking to Japanese stocks in the wake of the costliest natural disaster in history. Exchange-traded funds that hold Japanese stocks brought in a record $1.2 billion the week after a devastating earthquake and tsunami hit Japan and caused the worst nuclear crisis since the Chernobyl disaster, according to TrimTabs Investment Research.

    Considering the good old US of A is the greatest and most innovative country of all-time, I think we should come up with the mother of all disasters to continue our bull run.

    The new manipulation game… destroy your infrastructure to make your stock market go up. Looking forward to the Strategic Air Command deciding to use cities like Des Moines for bombing practice. Who needs a bunch of Des Moines dipshits any way? Fuck ’em.

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    • Jakegint

      Related but off Topic: Is not “Trim Tabs” the absolute worst name in the history of investment research?

      Every time I see that name, and I mean every time, and it’s gotta be like — what? twenty years now ?, I think to myself “Diet pills.”

      It’s like a weight loss program for fat phuck investors or something.

      ___

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    • SAC Monkey

      SAC is in omaha…too close to Des Moines for bombing. What city do you live in?

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  10. JMaN

    Any thoughts on AXTI?? Looks like it could rip some shit…

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  11. heaterman

    Tons of snow here. If NYC had this much Obama would declare a state of emergency.

    Road graders, not snow plows were out on the expressway today on the way home from Lansing.

    BTW……..Speaking of Lansing…….It’s becoming apparent that we have a real live executive sitting in the governors chair here in Michigan. Finally.

    This guy is intent and intense about remaking our state and there are no sacred cows that do not have a big red bullseye painted on their hides. By the time he’s done, everything to do with government in this state will have his fingerprints on it. I am going to begin looking for opportunities to invest in this state because it is going to get a good swift kick in the pants and it’s going to move.

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  12. Taco

    hi ho SIIIIILLLLLLVVVVEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!

    told ya

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  13. Baron de Rothschild
    Baron de Rothschild

    IPO – 1/19/2006 – 22.50 Million Shares @ $17.00/share.

    After Hours: 17.00 Up 0.34 (2.04%) 7:58PM EDT

    Long time coming, baby.

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  14. johnny2time

    For those that like to buy Chinese burrito panic, here’s some certified clean winners = LIWA, PUDA, and yes CBEH. Keep selling me your FEAR!

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  15. JTU

    Since Feb 24, 2011 (1 month)

    EXK up 45%
    AG up 37%
    SLW up16%
    NGD up 23%

    Astounding!

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  16. Geoduck

    WNR showing some shrinkage today so far.

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