iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Snooze Fest

Back in the old days, the old fuckers at my firm would be nodding out in the boardroom right about now. They didn’t give a fuck about decorum or work ethic because they had $20 million in their trading accounts. So, on slow days like this, they’d snore at their desks.

You need days like this, in order to lure in buyers. I’m not having a particularly good day, as most of my positions are down. However, as long as WNR stays erect, all is good.

Right about now, “The Fly” needs to be in his automobile going 195mpg down the wrong way of a busy avenue.

See you fuckers in about an hour.

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22 comments

  1. Old fart

    Naptime is my happy hour.

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  2. wilmer

    Fly- wtf happened to the post updates on the right side for each blogger? That was extremely convenient.

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    • The Fly

      I seized that convenience from you since you are undeserving.

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      • Bullish

        Careful, the UN doesn’t like dictators that take things away from their small plebs. Could find tomahawks dropping on iBC headquarters.

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  3. al-Gaddafi

    As you can see by my outfit, I am practicing for my upcoming appearance on Dancing With The Stars. No napping for me.

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  4. asteroids

    I’m up $400 for the day on a quick flip. Not great, but “a profit is a profit”.

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    • Random

      In this environment, that is impressive. Provide consistency with your formula and you are over $100K.

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  5. Analyst Bomber

    a long time ago, in a universe far far away, i saw some dude doing 195mph on the wrong side of a mini-highway in deep dark texas, ran a red light straight into someone stopped on the other side of the intersection. pieces everywhere. i didn’t sleep well that night.

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  6. ruggyup

    Almost even on the day. But, I tend to think of myself like Herr FLY’s reference to WNR.

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  7. One Upper

    Is something wrong with your vehicle? It should be doing 267mph…

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  8. Baron de Rothschild
    Baron de Rothschild

    MOTR up over 12%!!!

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    • Mark

      CEO on Cramer tonight. Chart looks interesting though. Potential double bottom?

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  9. Trading Nymph

    I was thinking the samething…very dull day for us bears too.

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  10. Bear Killer

    Careful with your speed Fly. Bears like Trading Nymph may be jaywalking.

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  11. ogma107

    Snooze fest? WNR and VLO are trying to DP my ass going into the close.

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  12. Juiceyfruit

    snooze fest fo sho … tell me about it

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  13. TheV.King

    Hey Fly,

    Remember that really old tall italian guy who had the Vatican as an account.?? How about that crazy french bitch with the mouse in her desk??

    V.King banned but not forgotten

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  14. The_Real_Hmmm

    Holy fuck I sold MCP too soon. Would have been up 20% (sold at +11%) on the stock and +1500% (sold at +440%) on the options OVERNIGHT!

    Battlescars bespeak bewilderment I guess.

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  15. Frog with Head Made from Cement
    Frog with Head Made from Cement

    We’re crying rivers for you. Only up 440%, So sad.

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  16. the Bull

    Excuse me Senor if I may be so bold, um, you’re opinion on the 4.858% decline in crack spreads today?

    Long HOC and IOC after earnings drop.

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  17. Frog with Head Made from Cement
    Frog with Head Made from Cement

    By the close/Sell the Open worked again. We’ll see about tonight/tomorrow.

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  18. drummerboy

    gpl,ico,pwav rippin tits 3 days in a row

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