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Entering the Sell Zone

As Europe deals with bad bond auctions, I am on the lookout for market deterioration. In order to get me to sell, I need to see fucked up price action in leadership stocks, as well as commodities. I might give gold, silver and oil a pass, due to mid-east chicanery.

And, I need to see both the bond markets and dollar firm up. In other words, I need to see Bernanke and his POMO ways take a breather, giving way to good olde fashioned deflationary vortex.

It’s a hard call, mainly because of seasonality. After all, we’re in fucking March, not September. According to the laws dictated by the seasonality Gods, we are supposed to trade up until May. However, we are dealing with a series of unforeseen events here that shit in the face of so called “seasonality Gods.”

In short, I’d love to see gorillas on cocaine ramp this market up, so that I can blast gangster rap music in my office, as I slap the shit out of low level employees with hot slices of pizza. But sometimes dreams do not come true, jackass. Welcome to the real world.

Speaking of which, Dykstra is back and crazier than ever. You’re all gonna suck his cock: the American ghandi.

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36 comments

  1. Quint

    That Dykstra video is classic…he’s our East coast Charlie Sheen…take that you Left coasters.

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  2. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Yep, you are onto something. The selling is just getting started. I would think gold and silver will fall too…

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  3. Raul

    Wutang killah

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  4. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    everything looking a little weak today

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    • riggedgame

      How can one person be so consistently WRONG?

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      • Real Texan

        I agree. This gay bastard is an idiot. The market always does the opposite of what he says, and he still continues to blog like he is an expert. Give it a rest Huggie.

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        • xxxHuggieBearxxx
          xxxHuggieBearxxx

          You give me too much credit. The market doesn’t do anything in consistent relation to what i say.

          In other news, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        1) everyone has cold streaks

        2) don’t count your chickens

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  5. pistolpetem21

    How many times do we have to go through this lesson? BTFD!!!

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  6. rookie

    screw it, i’m going skiing….

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  7. alan greenspan

    I have an idea. Let’s continue to pretend we know what the fuck will happen.

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  8. Jim Cramer

    Booyah! I knew Lenny would make it back!
    He truly is one of the greats!

    Take my word for it Cramerica!
    I’m just here to try and make you money.

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  9. ruggyup

    Minerva, my pet owl, is fluttering her wings. Be vigilant.

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  10. jimmie

    rofl^^

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  11. zzzdoc

    So what stocks or inverse ETFs would benefit in a market deterioration?
    I like to play FAZ, but is there something out there better than that?
    Thanks
    zzz

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  12. checklist

    I see, from his interviews on yahoo, that bill gross of pimco is buying treasuries again…

    Nobody more willing to lie and use the media to help his book than gross

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  13. Bullish

    LOL – That Lenny video is great. He should be the next guest on Sheens Korner. #Crazypeople

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  14. counter intelligence SPY
    counter intelligence SPY

    SPY just hit through the 132.28 area if resistance and may roll

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  15. carsony

    my thoughts after watching that video..first off, it ‘s sad to see a person come to that…my guts says he has been chasing the wrong thing first..there is a verse in the bible that says..put your trust in money and down you will go…don’t want to judge, and it can happen to anyone.

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    • alphadawgg

      ..it also says in the good book that riches are deceitful. If you have wealth, it’s not a question of IF you are being deceived, it’s a question of “to what degree”. Wealth has a way of clouding our perspective on life if we are not careful. Money, investing, trading, etc. are all about making a difference in people’s lives — yours, your family’s and the world around you. Where and how you place your emphasis, in this regard, defines you. Choose wisely.

      Here ends today’s lesson.

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      • zzzdoc

        Just beautiful. Very true.
        zzz

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      • Yabollox

        Most people are deceived to some degree, wealthy or not.

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        • drummerboy

          i do a lot of work for rich folk.they are disconnected to a degree, as you say. some are pretty blind.

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        • alphadawgg

          @Yabollox,

          Agree. Poor men suffer from avarice as easily as rich men.

          (I guess I should not exclude the ladies from this topic, for we all are subject to the same delusions)

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  16. Mother Market

    I’m dyslectic, bipolar, and starting menopause. Whatever I did yesterday means nothing today.

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  17. WTF

    Apparently MOS is still in the sHell zone, as if yesterday’s pinless hand grenade action was not enough.

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  18. Trading Nymph

    The Gods of March come from IMHO a strong China when it normally comes back from Holiday. So far these gods are not floating around there . OH OH check it out, Copper never has come back to its all time high of 10,000 tonne LME during the Chinese Holiday, it moved down and caugtht support in the 4.300ish area, then rallied up to test resistance and caught support today…Rajin Cajun has the Chart up in one of his recent blogs, He also has a very good chart on the USD just below it….yes, Scott B of course had a great copper chart up too in a blog on copper….Just one stupid bubble…btw Iron Ore spot out of India/China down to Jan price levels and 13th down day in a row…Shanghai Housing data showed a 60% drop in Feb….Car sales were down too per China Automative. Maybe the lesson is you can’t Fight the China Fed..OH OH, POMO, there is none on Thursday, but they announce their new schedule on that day…stupid POMO

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    • alphadawgg

      We just need April copper to hold the January 25th closing low of 4.23 before expiration. Stock market should trade higher, especially if we see closing contract highs in copper.

      Copper is one of the better economists out there.

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      • Trading Nymph

        Shanghai Copper Futures sold off HARD last night, China Trade data too this week. Copper has no fundie reason to hold support.

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        • Trading Nymph

          Plus, many global option ex days, ours isn’t towards the end of the month.

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          • Dr Funk

            How do you keep your composure? When the final minutes trading that everybody knows (except the media) pomo related. And every dow component somehow goes straight diagonal

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