Do you want to know how I make more money than you every single year? The answer is simple, yet multi-layered in its artistic complexities. First of all, my genetic make up allows me to retain more information than you. Also, I am able to read at a rate of 800 words per minute, touting an IQ of 155. Secondly, and most importantly, I choose the sword every single time. While you ball jugglers worry about life from your apartments made from shit, “The Fly” is making money off Libyan “Jack in the boxes” (anti-aircraft guns shooting from ambulances), as if that shit was a catalyst.
Most money managers can suck my dick. For the most part, I decline speaking to anyone or listen to their idiotic thoughts, regarding stocks. If you know me and I ask for your opinion it is because I respect you. The rest of you are simply bowling pins in my way.
I am a fucking live cannon ball, piercing through your barriers.
For the day, I pressed higher to the tune of 1.2%, spearheaded by the advances in BORN, EXK, CLR (sold at the highs), AG, NGD and APC.
Disclosure: 95% long, foot firmly pressed down to the floor, into stock market nirvana.
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I sense you don’t miss the City.
Fly, did U move out into the country? I missed that. I heard you were in North Carolina, but it does have some sizeable cities.
Oh, I get it now. NYC is “the city.” Everywhere else– LA, Minneapolis etc. is rural.
The Fly is God.
He is also gay, unless he is referring to anyone other than FEMALE money managers in the above missive.
There is no such thing as a “female money manager.” LOL. That was funny. Good joke.
They only know how to miss-manage money.
Just wondered if when you wrote this post you stopped and considered how a “money manager” would feel if he read it.
It comes across as pretty hurtful. Just saying.
-DT
Yeah, it must be hard for you money managers to be singled out that way, especially seeing how Fly is so complimentary to the rest of us.
I think he’s an equal opportunist when it comes to hating everyone.
I know that I am hurt. Fly has sullied my fine reputation. My clients may now start to leave because of Fly’s disgusting characterization.
Where do I send my money to open an account?
Bernard Jerkoff
c/o Butner Federal Correctional Complex
1000 Old NC 75
Butner, NC 27509
Pleased use my Number 6969 on all checks and correspondence.
You will receive an audited report every quarter from my auditing department headed by David Berkowitz, CPA,PHD,JD, and MD.
There will be a small annual management fee of 147% every year.
Thanks for your interest.
Very humorous thread. Now go away.
Good thing I collect swords.
Can I interest you in AGNC, CIM or NLY ?
NLY good dividend play
nice fuckin song literally
Still no SLW?
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Tempted to buy fcx…
No question that reading, retention and IQ are a major assest to the money manager but one of the most important characteristics of a trader is the gut. The gut is developed over the years combining the IQ, reading ,retention and experiencing specific cause and effect situations. When those situations occur again, make the best of it. When the Greece “crisis” hit and the market dropped, load up the truck. When QE2 kicks in, go 5% cash. And don’t give a fuck when your position is down 2 million because you KNOW its going to recover to plus 5 million ala FTK. (don’t hold me to those numbers). Your insults are hilarious and your instincts are honed.
If new money is moving into new sectors, my guess it’s retail…..the mall has been packed walll to wall….
More stock talk less small talk mombo jumbo…
You do not set the tone, reader.
Ya.. but I sure can carry a tune in a bucket.
Holy crap- I thought that video the other day with hair guy was weird, but not true. http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/02/28/11-year-old-delighted-named-worlds-hairiest-girl/
Big earnings win from AG
Officially BTFO, after hours-style.
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Fly,
I have once again strayed from the path of your teachings.
I have been taking risks without having the wisdom to know when to get out.
I have felt the wrath of the sword for I have 25% of my money in YRCW.
Oh the pain this should help me learn to crawl before I can walk in your shadow.
I was going to hold this one but will cut it at $2 to save 1/2 my investment.
I do think if i am lucky there might be a bounce close to 3………..
SLAP!
I must be dreaming
Grasshopper
The money was never yours in the first place! It belongs to the Federal Reserve
Grasshopper, consider this a learning experience– seriously. Every time you think about putting a huge percentage of your money in a single highly speculative stock, think back and remember it. This will help you out a lot in the future.
Fly you are so lame. LOL.
and u suck
No, I suck.
I can’t find my way out of this credit crisis.
I wish I was a teacher.
Then I could protest and go on strike with my cheesehead friends in PackerLand.
Bernank,
Whenever I deal with salesmen, politicians or appointees, I always ask myself 3 questions:
1. Do I trust them
2. Do I like them
3. Do I believe they know what they are talking about.
No.
No.
And, no….
to you.
Be gone. I do not want to do business with you anymore. You have already done enough damage that is irreversible.
….And quit peddling your crack cocaine to Wall Street. Lord knows they are always looking for a quick fix.
leave crack cocaine out of this.
Winning!
“I am on a drug,” Sheen said. “It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
— Sounds like Charlie might be an IBC reader
Thanks to the PPT, I’ve spent, I think, close to the last 24 months, effortlessly and magically converting my $85 Million in tin cans into pure gold.
-Charlie
Long live Bud Fox and GG.
Bud: “Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.”
Gekko: “It’s not always the most popular person who gets the job done. ”
Sheen: “Look at the Goddesses… . They melt your face off.”
Classics. Long live Hollywood royalty!
Hi Ho Silver
Been a fun ride from $13 the past couple of years.
Be the maze and stay your hand from the tremors!
Buncha wooses.
Hey! Is that one of those Kardashian sistahs??
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“I’m different,” Sheen said during the interview. “I just have a different constitution. I have a different brain. I got tiger blood, man.”
–But does he have an IQ of 155?
Sheen said he did not know where his words came from.
“It comes from my grand wizard master. I don’t know. Stuff just comes out and it’s entertaining and it’s fun,” he said.
-Le Fly aka Grand Master WIzard?
Grand Master Flash, perhaps?
Go BORN go!