UFO Style Trading (fucking space rockets)

I sold out of KEG earlier, above $15. Now look at it. I sold out of MOS before the “fuck you, you’re dead” silencing. And, as you know, I sold out of AGU yesterday. You can’t fuck with me. I’m too fast and my space ship will vaporize your asses UFO style.

I’m large into shares of APC, CLR, BZ, ATPG, NGD and new addition AG. I am making so much fucking money (pause), my arms involuntarily punch strangers in the face when I walk the street.

Going into the weekend, I am liking silver the most. I own EXK and AG to represent my silver interests. There is some fucked up shit going on in the silver complex, all to do with rapid dollar depreciation. Do yourselves a favour [sic] and get some. Brother Jake has been trying to warn you, not so much different than his idol Al Gore warned you of melting ice.

Check this out, I am going to make so much money in AG (pause), I’m gonna take 1/100th of the proceeds to buy my very own ninja hitman.

I booked the profit in MOS, due to today’s tragic decline in cotton and pervasive weakness in Ag.

I bought AG for the silver squeeze. And, I added to my APC and BZ positions.

UPDATE: I added to my APC and CLR positions. And, I doubled my BZ.

Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks because of this post, the next time you are out on a “hot date” you will suffer from “erectile dysfunction.” And, you may lose money.

I sold out of my KEG, north of $15.

UPDATE: I sold out of GNK and IPI too.

Most of you know I tend to avoid holding stocks during earnings. However, when I do, more often than not, I find myself counting lots of big ugly faces, shortly thereafter.

Top earnings pick, into next week: BZ

Boise is a paper and packaging company. Once you start to learn about the market and how cycles work, you will realize that paper companies are early cycle plays. As end user demand upticks, paper companies tend to ramp up fast. It is my belief, we are still in the early phases of US expansion. As such, expect paper companies, like BZ or MERC, to handle earnings expectations easily.

Considering the strength of the market, I find no reason to sit on the sidelines. I mean, what’s the worst case scenario: you make a trade and it goes wrong? What the fuck, you never lost money before?

A great man once said: “no balls, no babies.”

Most of you know I tend to avoid holding stocks during earnings. However, when I do, more often than not, I find myself counting lots of big ugly faces, shortly thereafter.

Top earnings pick, into next week: BZ

Boise is a paper and packaging company. Once you start to learn about the market and how cycles work, you will realize that paper companies are early cycle plays. As end use demand upticks, paper companies tend to ramp up fast. It is my belief, we are still in the early phases of US expansion. As such, expect paper companies, like BZ or MERC, to handle earnings expectations easily.

Considering the