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Single Best Idea for March

APC.

Historically, APC outperforms in March, up 20 of the past 23 years, with an average return of  6.2%. Plus, I know you chart-chomping cowards like it here, about to break out from the 20.

Thank me later.

NOTE: I’ve yet to buy any.

NOTE: All seasonality data derived from The PPT.

NOTE II: Sunday is the last day to join the 3rd Annual March Madness Contest, in The PPT. Winner takes home $1,000.

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23 comments

  1. Steve Place

    March 80/85 bull call spread weapon of choice

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  2. Gwar

    Zombie sucks

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  3. One Upper

    Yes I like armoured personnel carriers (APC). I line up all of my servants at the manor, and use them for traffic cones on my slalom course. They really need to stop complaining when they lose a foot or leg when the tracks rip them off. It is hard to find good help….

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  4. Quint

    My pick is in…FISH…I’m sure I’ll take a first round exit like some crappy Ivy-league team full of white guys.

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  5. J Livermore

    OMG…my secretary is snapping her gum…driving me fucking NUTS !!!

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  6. ANGRY LESBIAN

    FWLT.

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  7. Mexican Rape Tree

    Do we have to pay tax on that $1000?

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    • ecchymosis

      ” Only the little people pay taxes” – Leona Helmsley

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    • Pete

      Yea you do. You are not “Rich as Fuck” so your not entitled to avoid paying taxes on it. Go work for your money and stop begging. Infact stop asking for so many benefits. You do not deserve it. Only people in offices making above 100,000 in management positions that dont know what the hell they are talking about and do not have ground fucking experience in the field but will make stupid ass decisions deserve to not pay taxes.

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  8. Caesar, Who-lius

    Does that mean that the odds are higher of a surge this March? It’s just an example of survivorship bias.

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  9. carsony

    cnxt..that stock has been crushed over the last few years..looks like it’s coming around.

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  10. Mr. Slow

    I pick SOXL for today. Those Congressmen sleeping in the office may have to pay taxes for receiving a benefit. Hahahahaha.

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  11. JimmahCarter

    Do not fear the Muslim Brotherhood. I know them and can be a good friend. Besides I am making much $$ on crude and I have tilled over my peanut crop and planted cotton.

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  12. Frog Wearing an African Tribal Mask
    Frog Wearing an African Tribal Mask

    B. S. there. Jimmy Carter is not a friend of the Muslim Brotherhood. Your name is not JimmahCarter. Why don’t you just use the handle Glenn Beck, when you write about your conspiracy theories that say that everyone you don’t like is in a massive conspiracy together against you. Just because you don’t like 2 people are groups, does not mean they are in a conspiracy against your own group.

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    • JimmahCarter

      And the higher price of cotton is a conspiracy between Glenn Beck who is long the futures, Goldman Sachs, and Lindsay Lohan who I lust over. Oops, forgot to add another conspiracy. Bill O’Reilly and Rachel Maddow are going to get married soon and then plot the takeover of the Long Island City Council.
      If I can think of any more conspiracies I will let you know.

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