Thanks to the Federal Reserve, we have no inflation. Having said that, we also have inflation. Not to confuse your dog brains or anything, but inflation is not what you think it is. Real inflation is something that only the Chinese and the Indians have to deal with. Here in America, the Federal Reserve defeats all forms of inflation with their “inflation laser beam” guns.
Year to date, cotton is up 42%, tin 21%, nickel 16%, cocoa 11%, coffee 8%, corn 8%, uranium 6% and cattle 5%. Hell, Brent crude is up a fuckload too, as well as all forms of heating oil, lending (mind you) to terrific crack spreads for the refiners. Should these spreads sustain, shares of HOC, VLO, ALJ, DK and TSO will continue to soar.
The dollar is down 0.4% today, putting it down 10% over the past 9 months.
What does this mean for a fucktard, such as yourself?
Well, for one, the idiot clothes you wear will have to go up in price. And, the next time you book a trip to Europe, prepare to get fleeced. Higher commodity prices is a not so subtle way of governments telling you to go fuck yourselves. Pay the toll; shut your fat face. Speaking of fat, you really need to stop eating so much. It’s making the price of rice go up.
The only logical thing to do, when faced with such egregious forms of “non-inflation,” is to milk the farmer, ahead of the planting season. Farmers will be spending money like rappers this spring. Count on that. Just going off the back of a napkin here, I reckon the shares of AGU, MOS, DE, CF, TEX, CAT, BG, MON, ANDE, LNN, VMI, just to name a few, are going a lot higher. Ya’ll fuckers need to recognize this shit right here and stop thinking you are outside the bun. You stupid motherfuckers: you are the bun and Bernanke is hungry for some burger. All of you are simply afterthoughts in the big scheme of things.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter