iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Follow the Blueprint

What did you pikers do today? I bet you sat around the office, like plants, talking shit. I know how you fuckers operate, always wanting shit to happen for you, without putting in the effort. You want to know what I did? I made so much money, my hands are bleeding from typing in orders. I booked 25%+ gains in EXK and rolled into more NGD and started a new position in VCLK. Clearly, I am not fucking around here. Bet against me and you will get divorced, after your 2 star wife finds out you lost it all betting against Le Fly.

The whole blogging scene is pathetic. I bowl on all of you fuckers. From falsified research reports to obnoxious nonsense, the internet is riddled with mediocrity. Just in case you felt like snapping back, “The Fly” isn’t obnoxious, ’cause his swagger is real.

I moved up another percent today, putting my YTD gains at 5%. Slowly but surely, my plan is coming together. Gold/Silver are climbing and the dollar is spazzing out, fucktard style.

Look, I waste a lot of time with you fuckers, helping you make coin. At the very minimum you should show some respect when you visit iBC. Don’t click on my domain dressed like a loser. I expect all visitors to be dressed to the nines, top hat, white gloved, platinum tipped cane.

Into the bell, I was yelling at my trader for fucking up my limits. And, I chuckled at you cowards for sidelining yourselves during the best market in the history of the world.

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39 comments

  1. FrankWhite

    2 and 20 baby, 2 and 20.

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  2. zephler

    MOTR getting killed

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    • The Fly

      Well, I sold out a few weeks ago. Sadly enough, it’s still higher than where I sold.

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    • Geoduck

      Buy Buy Buy! Like Scott said, stocks that get pummeled on bad news bounce back within a few weeks.

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  3. White-Gloved Frog with Platinum Tipped Cane
    White-Gloved Frog with Platinum Tipped Cane

    What do folks make of this? Is it a contrary indicator, indicating we should all get 3rd mortgages on our houses for the cash, and then go long on margin?

    Goldman supposedly sitting on $170 billion in cash because asset prices are too high for them to want to buy securities.

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/41457059

    Goldman does occasionally predict something correctly, although most of their calls seem to be like the one for $200 oil when oil was at $140. Or like the Abby Joseph Cohen who usually predicts incorrectly but who throws in a correct call occasionally to confuse us.

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  4. maelstrom

    Your arms must be dislocated at the shoulder…all that patting yourself on theback… certain amount of strange visual humor tho

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  5. Pietro_F

    Hey, leave my wife out of this.

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  6. The Fly

    I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU WHERE YOU SIT!!!

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    • MDA

      Hey.. I wear underwear to every trading session now per your last request. What else do you want from me? Gimmie a break.

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    • discoordinated

      Neither do I bet against you nor is my wife two *S

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  7. White Gloved Frog with Top Hat and Platinum Tipped Cane
    White Gloved Frog with Top Hat and Platinum Tipped Cane

    But not me, huh, Fly? I dressed exactly as you asked– and believe me, it is hard for a Frog to get dressed to the nines. Quite difficult to find clothes in the proper size.

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  8. Teapotdome

    take me higher.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZkzcm7ubQg

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  9. discoordinated

    anyone think the upcoming White House proposals for stopping internet piracy will give a boost to microsoft?

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  10. Geoduck

    Microsoft can get no boost with this guy at the helm:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHCRimwRGLs

    White house likes google better anyways.

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    • go2mars

      Great vid. But whitehouse likes google better? Could you elaborate on that statement?

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  11. Colonel von Ryan

    My cane has an ivory handle the size of a light bulb but shaped in an octagon pattern. The handle is removable and reveals a 12″ stilletto with a needle point. Because you see, New York gentlemen of the 19th century defended themselves when acosted by ruffians, rendering them helpless with a slash across the chest. Some of you may not know that 911 was not available then, so amusedly, the would be robber bled to death on the street whilst the Constables kept the children away…

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  12. CultureBobbie

    Oh yeah man Fly is de best with the Dub like Prince Tubby!!! Irie man make me want to buy GANJA STOCKS!!! AMNG CMSI Fly is da bomb with the good NY Diesel …….. smoke on wit the Dub

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  13. jande9

    Anything priced in US dollars is going up as the dollar is spazzing.

    Commodities, oil.

    Currencies around the world are going up against the USD. Even the pound and the UK is in a huge mess, although the conversation in the UK around taxes and deficits isn’t quite as moronic as it is in the States.

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    • White Gloved Frog with Top Hat and Platinum Tipped Cane
      White Gloved Frog with Top Hat and Platinum Tipped Cane

      Nothing in the world could possibly be as moronic as conversation in the US around taxes and deficits. We take the Gold Medal in that here.

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      • go2mars

        You can have your gold medal. I’ll take the silver metal.

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      • Minky

        Some people seem to get all bent out of shape about $14 Trillion in deficits that swell to $65+ T when you include future liabilities for SS and Medicare. Go figure.

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        • White Gloved Frog with Top Hat and Platinum Tipped Cane
          White Gloved Frog with Top Hat and Platinum Tipped Cane

          And while claiming to get bent out of shape about that, they also demand tax cuts. Have their cake and eat it too. Go figure that.

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  14. theman

    that was very funny

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  15. Daxx

    Should we dress like The Fly while we trade, or should we dress in black tie while we trade? Are the two mutually exclusive?

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    • go2mars

      Depends if you’re in the mood for sandles and white robe, fancy dress, white suit with blue pinstripe, or bathrobe (for flinging balogna at lesser men).

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    • Minky

      Might I suggest cutting two holes in a heavy Korean blanket and draping it over your shoulders? I hear FLY is quite fond of that look 🙂

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  16. theedge111

    Rates are soaring and the volumes are putrid. This is the “perfect storm” for dominant robot trading.

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  17. Norm Duke

    “I bowl on all of you fuckers”

    clutch son clutch

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