Fuck Egypt. That’s all I have to say about the topic. I don’t care about their problems or lack of freedoms. Get in the way of the Suez Canal and I would like to see them conquered, Roman style. Enough about conquered peoples. I have important shit to talk about.
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iBC is happy to introduce two new tabbed bloggers: Mr. Caine Thaler and Analyst Bomber aka AB aka Robert (from PPT). Caine is a no brainer, as he is the grand supreme champion of the Peanut Gallery, winning the title numerous times and he is a gentleman. Analyst Bomber will rip the spines out of the sell side analyst community; because that’s what he does. I am happy to bring these two gentlemen on board, especially so that they may bowl on my competition a little bit more.
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I got to buy stocks. I already did the silver shit on Friday, via EXK. But with 30% cash and the markets selling off due to cavemen burning down their huts, I sense this decline is a laughable buying opportunity. Needless to day, I will be dip buying tomorrow. Ultimately, we’re all playing stupid games here, trying to outfox one another. You motherfuckers are all cautious and shit, like little bitches in a haunted house. Well, BOO, ’cause I intend to step down on the pedal tomorrow, leaving tire marks on the faces of those who bet against me.
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Welcome aboard Mr. Cain Thaler and Analyst Bomber.
good ones
Wow, congrats guys. Should be awesome.
“You motherfuckers are all cautious and shit, like little bitches in a haunted house. Well, BOO” Giddyup!
Nice! someone seems absent from the list there…..
Hail Mr. Cain Thaler and Robert!
As I have heavy metal BULL HORNS positioned LEAP’s on SLV, I must begin thus on thy fine coronation dealing in divine enshrining matters of Baronial proportions fitting for those in things of crowns, scepters and velvet; namely, true white gold, a la SILVER. Open question: why (public silver) mining corporations over ETF’s mining corporations? (IF A SMART CRASS, READ HERE) Please insert dagger into your duplicitous trap if it knows not but how to eschew shrapnel). Cheerio then.
Congrats to the new bloggers – looking forward to reading them.
Starting to look like the dip buying needed to be done Friday.
Good hires…..Dr. Fly…..should be interesting day tomorrow.
BTW big time snow coming I mean BIGTIME….don’t forget $CMP hundski time.
How bout a contest or a cartoon or some shit…..I demand to be entertained by the the blogsphere[sic]
You missed Po Pimp as the quality choice IMO. Far superior in content and STYLE.
Po Pimp was chosen, but declined due to schedule.
Thanks for the kind words, but as Mr. Fly points out I had to decline due to real-world work schedule issues.
As usual Fly made the best picks. Congratulations to Mr. Cain Thaler and Robert.
Po has “real world work,” unlike us career bloggers and money managers over here.
Thankfully there are still a few spots available for those of us whose work results in tangible goods.
Don’t get me wrong, I would ditch this gig in a heartbeat if I could. Unfortunately I:
a) Don’t have enough captial to do so at this time.
b) Am not good enough at trading to do so.
B kind of leads into A.
@Po – as I’ve mentioned previously, you would make a great tabbed blogger, BECAUSE of the real world gig. A lot of us are in that position. Appreciate the candour(sic) and humility in b); refreshing – no?
@Po – I almost forgot. Having spent last week in Asia, it’s got to be a bit of handicap trading from those time zones.
PWER reporting after the bell tomorrow, are you still holding it?
If it dips anymore tomorrow would you consider it a buying opportunity?
Sold it. You should read me more often.
When Robert starts blogging, ask him. He is an expert on PWER.
Congrats to the new bloggers!
kick ass. Congrats Mr. Thaler & Mr. Robert.
Fuck the new bloggers.
I only read you Fly. Why read “hamburger” posts when I can come here and read “Prime Filet Mignon” posts in here?
Any smart gentlemen should come to the same conclusion.
Carry on!
Banned!
I did not write BANNED. Whoever pretends to be me will be BANNED, ironically.
Perhaps you would consider extending that rule to all names being hijacked on a regular basis.
Hahhaahaha.
Men, be advised that Delta Force is already on the ground in Egypt barking out orders and lasing targets should shit hit the fan. AlJazeera has been kicked out so the Brotherhood doesn’t gain a toe hold, they are being rounded up in record numbers as we speak. Two carrier task forces have been tardily sent steaming toward the canal with Force Recon Battalions in the below decks prepping for any contingency. Remember, Might is Always Right, even if it is late in the arriving.
Dow to resume normal operating procedures in the morning. Company dismissed.
Far from kicked out: http://english.aljazeera.net/watch_now/
Any word of Star Wars lasers being used on ships there Col.?
Yes, see tonight’s blog post for the full explanation of awl this bullsheet.
As for this:
Well, BOO, ’cause I intend to step down on the pedal tomorrow, leaving tire marks on the faces of those who bet against me.
Bring it on. We’re still in nosebleed territory above the 200 day. Expect the Clubber Lang Paradigm, as early as tomorrow afternoon.
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No one is even talking about you. It’s like you are in a funhouse full of mirrors, swinging at your own reflection, as I watch the spectacle from the penthouse.
It’s all fun and games, until someone loses seven figures.
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Put a daily chart of the Naz futures on your screen and look at the period June 2010 to Feb 2010, and then compare it with the period October 2009 to April 2010 – very similar price structure. The key is what happens next.
I assume you mean Feb 2011?
Futures just went Magic Johnson
Living in the past … Kobe doesn’t bring home the bacon for ya?
Kobe doesn’t have HIV so the joke no work.
Going Greg Louganis doesn’t have quite the same ring, does it?
Mode of transmission and pimp-ness have a lot to do with it, yes.
What? Sudan?
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703833204576114060505183884.html?mod=WSJ_hp_MIDDLENexttoWhatsNewsSecond
That’s actually a good thing.
See “The Mouse that Roared” for further explanations of all this me-tooism.
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EPI (india etf) looks very attractive at these levels
but, TUR turkey also looks ready to surprise the shorts soon
Here is a CGI simulation of what a turkish stock squeeze may look like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l72gxO2l2E
THat is some funny shit. You see the RPG? Lol.
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my wife is turkish! she cried and cheered while watching that
long COP
Don’t get all hot and bothered about the hot winds of Democracy running through auld Aegypt.
It’s more likely just a polite phone call to make sure our Insurance Premiums continue to be paid.
And on time!
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Classified photo of Dr. Fly screening a potential blogger candidate…
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/news/00026797.jpg
Welcome and congratulations Mr. Cain and Robert!
That’s a very close mustache likeness, actually.
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Congrats gentlemen, all the best…
No way I was going to sell anything Friday
Thanks very much.
INTC halted.
AMD up over 4%,
Hmmmmmmmm.
Lower revenue.
Chipset errors.
Ruh-roh Raggy.
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get ready for more pain. the fun hasnt started yet.
Reading the price action today is too easy (fingers crossed).
Tech bad.
Large banks good.
XLF on dips for daytrades.
long COP, long NBR
short CRM, NKE
Pretty little Eph-woman Erin Burnett fired upon in Aegypt!
Who says these little stock-pumper babes don’t do hard news?
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Convo went something like this: “What? Shots? Like, erm, GUN shots!? Oh! GUYS! THIS IS SERIOUS!!!”
Fed says there is now “not enough inflation.”
Gonna have to agree – Lockhart can keep talking money into my account via RBOB & Crude.
Oh, and, the send more rocks – that shit’s not hurting either.
We may not want to go Roman on Egypt. Rome is not looking too good these days.
And, if history has any merit, the troops can be besieged. Plus I’m not sure help will arrive from Asia Minor this time.
Egypt says it has not and will not use force against the protestors.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBtYLBQPRGQ&feature=player_embedded#
1:20 & 2:40 slightly contradict that statement
What will they say if Obama administration tells Mubarak to leave?
Congrats to the new Tabbers. OK, Eur/USD had their end of the month pop over the payment BoE has to make to the ECB and IMHO China leaked their PMI data last night. With all that bullish stuff out, why would anyone stay long going into China Shut down? I still don’t see any restocking yet and IMHO China will probably raise interest rates while their Market is closed (Feb 2-9th). Too many people took out money to stick in those Red Envelopes (gift in China) and China Govt has a vested interest to make sure the Money goes back into the bank, plus that rally in commodities last night is just messing with their Control of Prices they are talking about. Time will tell. Yes, the Shanghai Copper Stockpiles were lower, but so are the ships bringing it in…