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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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iBC Several Years in Review

Many of you new jacks on this site have no idea who “The Fly” is, with regards to his pedigree and stock market prowess. Over the past 15 minutes (I read at a 800 word per minute rate), I reviewed some of my posts on FlyonWallstreet.blogspot and here, dating back to 2007. First of all, let me say this: if possible, I’d like to travel back in time and punch the ears off of that jackass who was scribbling shit here, claiming to be “master and commander of the internets.” Happily, I declare to that wretched Fly of 2007 that “I am, indeud, the only true and living master and commander of the internets.” Moreover, I can’t read too much of my old writings without getting a headache. I must have been hopped up on some plutonium powered mustard gas or some shit.

But the facts remain: yes, I nailed the crash of 2008-early 2009. And, yes, I nailed the reversal in 2009, making over 60% in ’08 and 90% in ’09.

All of that is besides the point I am trying to make. Sometimes, due to the inadequacies of  internet communique, my message gets drowned out by the sound of hookers howling in the dark. Most of you are not very sharp and often times get distracted by silly pictures and/or the hairs on your balls. You throw your entire life savings into the market and try to hit grand slams on a daily basis, as if this shit was little league with the bases loaded all the time.

As much fun as you may think I am having here, this is not a fucking game. I spend 18 hours per day studying ways to get better and it’s not enough. There are always trades that could have/should have been made and losses that should have been taken. The stock market is an exercise in imperfection, where one asshole is pitted against the other to see who’s worst. Every so often, a real winner emerges and he is lauded as the next Jesus Christ, thorned crown and all.

Aside from the jokes and the adolescent banter, I am trying to cultivate a culture here that cannot be duplicated elsewhere. A corporate work ethic with an independent/entrepreneurial spirit aimed at dominating the stock market, rendering all other financial sites/services obsolete. I’d like to think I have a solid staff of writers, who are able to navigate any market. But the truth of the matter is, some are better than others and some do not belong here at all. Remember: it’s work ethic and market prowess that is required, not once a week posts of how awesome you may or may not be. I will dip you in fire and spit out your liver (yes, I am chewing on it).

Having said that, I am interested in bringing on another blogger, or two, into the fold. I would like nothing more than to offer a tab to a responsible and professional trader, one who isn’t looking for fucking hand outs. Once again, if you’re interested, post your thoughts and trades in the Peanut Gallery. If you stand out, you might be selected. Most of iBC’s bloggers were chosen from that forum.

Finally, the markets are in the process of digesting recent gains. I do not expect much volatility in the near term and will stay long until proven wrong.

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43 comments

  1. Po Pimp

    Probably second but I’ll call first.

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  2. TJWP

    Fly I aspire to be like you in many ways. Then, much as you would, I would set out to destroy you.

    I have learned a ton from you and made some money in the process. Thank you.

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  3. Eagle999999999

    Always enjoy reading your post, will shoot some thoughts over from time to time.

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  4. Dayman

    What’s better than throwing dirty snowballs at MTA employees?

    CPE’s daily chart.

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  5. plato

    “Remember: it’s worth ethic”

    Only because I listen closely, Senor

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  6. checklist

    i read some old fly circa 07… i am not sure that the writing style was any worse, i enjoyed it. congrats to all you guys on a successful website.

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    • checklist

      My fav post by you so far. I can relate to looking back on myself with annoyance… but its what made me I guess. And 07 fly must not have sucked, or ibc wouldn’t have come to be

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      • Woodshedder

        2007 was the year of the MVIS gap and crap. Hence the graphic chosen on the main page with the cell phone broadcasting via lasers the iBC logo. Fly nailed MVIS from early on and knew enough to bail on the company when mgmt. became incompetent.

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  7. Bubbles

    “some do not belong here at all”

    Looks like it’s good bye to Danny and Gio. What we need is another Chess. One without a premium service but the same skill and work ethic.

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  8. flyaway18

    Some people get up during the night to pee or get a drink of water. I get up to read Fly, lol. Thanks for being so entertaining!

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  9. Woodshedder

    You’ve (we’ve) come a long way, baby.

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  10. hisurf

    “…where one asshole is pitted against the other to see who’s worst.”

    Describes golf pretty well, too.

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  11. Woodshedder

    I would like to suggest that if there were someone whose name could rhyme with Pain Whaler then maybe he/she would make a good potential new tabbed blogger.

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    • cebu sun

      F.P. Whaler. Yeah, The Fudge Packer. Didn’t he get caught cheating…and packing the voters box?

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  12. Trading_Nymph

    Fly……If I wasn’t so fixated on understanding the Macro Bubble the World Govts created and how it pops, I could go back to my old days of Fundie and tech analysis of individual stocks and writing about that…that was a lot more fun, but this Macro thing has me so obsessed. Tomorrow, eur/usd is in rally mode over gossip of Portigual Auction being rescued by hedge funds, so euro and Oz in rally mode and everyone is giddy happy. Yet, going into a day without POMO it will be interesting to see if the sellers come in and take profits on the eur/usd leading into the ECB and BOE rate meetings on Thursday? Biosteel in China did raise rates for Feb, but not by much at all because demand decreases over Chinese New Years normally.

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    • Bullish

      I could go back to your predictions 6 months ago. Yikes!

      Maybe baking cupcakes would be a good new obsession to consider.

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      • drummerboy

        i tried tellin her that 4 yrs ago…….it didnt sit that well rofl

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    • ruggyup

      Just a voyeur? No trade? Just thinking? Twitter?

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    • Yabollox

      I’d vote for nymph, but she always seems to draw a bunch of negative feedback. I don’t really get it. She has rigor to her study of markets.

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      • Trading_Nymph

        I do seem to draw neg feedback all the time…not sure why.

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        • Po Pimp

          Probably because you have admitted you have been watching this bubble since April 2009. So, if the bubble popped today and the market dropped 35% you would be break-even. That’s after waiting 2 years. Even if we went to the March 2009 lows you would be up 23%… again in 2 years.

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  13. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Well said Doctor. Many are called, but few are chosen.

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  14. drummerboy

    most people dont know how to put in 110 hr.wks.in any extended time,in any part of their lives.its 6:14 am chi time,i’ll go downtown this morning,and be back way before open .and dude,you aint lettin anybody go. why break up one of the best bands on the nets?

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  15. Bullish

    Merideth Whittney has lost it, someone pass her a glass of koolaid.

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    • drummerboy

      poor girl,ever since she started her own bidness, the street has been hate’in on her.

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      • Yabollox

        She went negatory against the big money and the powers that be. And she was wrong.

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  16. A Monkey with a Hand Out
    A Monkey with a Hand Out

    What stock should I buy today?

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  17. NEP

    Buy some NEP right now. Busting out!

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  18. GYSC

    Wow, what an opportunity! Too bad I stink at this stuff but should be fun to see all the submissions made.

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  19. Mortimer Duke

    I’m waiting on the report from Mr. Beeks before I buy anything.

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  20. The Earl of Braveflaps
    The Earl of Braveflaps

    Pain Whaler indeud.

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  21. go2mars

    I woke up this morning, on my usual thin skim terrarium hurtling through the vacuum of space, called by some ‘Earth’, only to discover that my entry into VER was sub-optimal, and I have no more cash to buy more. One word: “Ugh.”

    Carry on.

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  22. Quint

    Site needs more bloggers who focus on sector fundamentals…less technical analysis…but the sectors could be more broad covering 5-6 sectors that sell-side reseach normally covers…say tech, industrials, healthcare, emerging markets, financials & consumer/retail. Just my opinion.

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  23. Fly Leech

    I like your picture of the Microvision projector in the phone. Is that a nod to the past or the future?

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