iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Off With Your Mustache

This is a public service announcement:

You fucking bet against Reverend Bernanke and now find yourself without mustache and chest hairs. Let this be a lesson to your bearshitting non-believers: as long as the sun and the moon exist, stocks will trade higher.

Thank you for playing.

Good day.

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28 comments

  1. stinkystank

    haha, no doubt… how’s that robe treating ya?

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  2. Gravestone Doji

    FIG.

    In The Bernank We Trust

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  3. AlphaBetaBanjo

    Cars and Jobs for all

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  4. stellio

    Hey Fly, I like your pick from about a year ago.. It looks like SQM will be another CMI!! Have a great day.. Ciao!

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  5. The Big Ragu

    I’m liking CSIQ.

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  6. TheArtist

    PCX on the move

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  7. Sierra Water

    For those who enjoy TA, check out the daily chart of GMXR with 20’50’100’200 SMAs.. It don’t get much better in terms of a set up.

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  8. Sierra Water

    Also, CHOP & CPSL.. Built a position in both over last week..

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  9. Quint

    Up 2% already this week…on the short side…booyah! And looks like another opportunity coming soon.

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  10. TraderCaddy

    I lost my moustache about 40 years ago when I also cut my flowing hippie hair.
    Yes, it’s true.
    I confess that I voted for George McGovern.
    He was going to give all of us $1000 each because we were cool.
    Then I got a job and voted for Gerald Ford in the next one.

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  11. riggedgame

    Lotsa effin’ bulls bellowing here today!

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  12. Yabollox

    Motorboat, motorboat…..

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  13. J Livermore

    Recalling a question posed to a one Mr. Doug Kass during the rally of 2009, “How’s that fucking top treating you Doug Kass”. Deja Vu all over again indeeeuud.

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  14. jennie vicious

    SPEAKING OF MUSTACHES!!

    i think everyone who can’t grow a mustache needs one of these! and i’d be happy to make them! 🙂
    http://www.etsy.com/listing/64503415/moustache-neckwarmer

    xo jennie vicious
    VICIOUS THREADS

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