Poor people did not find work last month, as indicated by today’s jobs report. To combat that plethora of “bad news,” I offer the following dialogue to be copy and pasted onto your respective, and ever so gallant, twitter pages.
#POMO, #QE2, #MERGERMONDAY, #SIDELINECASH, #WINDOWDRESSING, #NOINFLATION, #GLOBALGROWTH, #COCAINE and #BEARDEDCLAMS $$
Once you tweet that, you will feel better about yourself and your outlook on life in general. Should you “endure” 15-30 minutes of stock market losses today, FEAR NOT, for the Federal Reserve has your back. In the outside chance that the market really sours today, FEAR NOT, for MERGER MONDAY is literally right around the corner.
In all seriousness, this market is not going up on fundamentals. It’s all cupcakes and frosting on the ground— and we are like hungry dogs licking it all up.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter
Fly wins again!
Eatin’ “samiches” all day.
don’t forget #TheBilderbergGroup and #SarahPalin, you new world order leaders….
ha ha ha
I look quite dandy in my top hat today, if I may be so bold.
ha… that was great.
“t’s all cupcakes and frosting on the ground— and we are like hungry dogs licking it all up.”
If only there was underlying fundamental support.
We need a huge market. It used to be housing.
We need something that touches vast swatches of the American populace and could be securitized by the street.
What is the BAC spot price for a pool of 100,000 prime rated tulip
seeds? I have a seller. 😉
We do have a lot of CO2. Capital Hill is the largest producer.
In fact there is so much supply the price will be cheap.
Maybe we could securitize cheap labor in a hope to return to a manufacturing based economy?
Oh wait..the Chinese already dominate that market via large iron-toe boots and rice rationing.
Maybe IPad backed collaterallized debt obligations?
LOL at chip stocks (SMH,SOXX).
a quién le importa?
Chip stocks are the Cam Newtons of the market.
Most dislike them but it keeps performing.
I hope that cheating fucker takes care of business Saturday so my Razorbacks can go to the Sugar Bowl. Then I hope Oregon blows out his knee in the first 15 seconds of the BCS game and Auburn gets shit-stomped by 30+. I mean I want it Nebraska vs. Florida 1996 Fiesta Bowl or Miami vs. Texas 1991 Cotton Bowl beat-down bad.
Is this MVIS?
It’s volume picked up this AM and the stock went straight up from the opening.
Another hope and prayer?
Even Drudge headlines and weak job numbers can’t keep me from making money…
AMED is one sick puppy. Hope you jettisoned the dog Fly…
Never owned AMED.
Apologies my good man. For some reason thought you bought recently..
Are you still holding PSUN?
For the love of midget barbers and crossdressing werewolves, where do you think this stuff up?
hey fly – noticed Q is being taken over – dead money???
Q being taken over – dead money????
Speaking of Cam Newton, apparently is is legal to have your Dad shop you around, if you don’t know about it. USC and Reggie Bush never knew.
Yeah, that should curtail the fraud that is the NCAA (aka Semi-Pro league)…can we now quit calling them “students”?