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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Jobs, Corn Cobs, PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Poor people did not find work last month,  as indicated by today’s jobs report. To combat that plethora of “bad news,” I offer the following dialogue to be copy and pasted onto your respective, and ever so gallant, twitter pages.

#POMO, #QE2, #MERGERMONDAY, #SIDELINECASH, #WINDOWDRESSING, #NOINFLATION, #GLOBALGROWTH, #COCAINE  and #BEARDEDCLAMS $$

Once you tweet that, you will feel better about yourself and your outlook on life in general. Should you “endure” 15-30 minutes of stock market losses today, FEAR NOT, for the Federal Reserve has your back. In the outside chance that the market really sours today, FEAR NOT, for MERGER MONDAY is literally right around the corner.

In all seriousness, this market is not going up on fundamentals. It’s all cupcakes and frosting on the ground— and we are like hungry dogs licking it all up.

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32 comments

  1. Bullish no More!

    Fly wins again!

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  2. WSJC

    Eatin’ “samiches” all day.

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  3. TheArtist

    don’t forget #TheBilderbergGroup and #SarahPalin, you new world order leaders….

    ha ha ha

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  4. Bo Beach

    I look quite dandy in my top hat today, if I may be so bold.

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  5. Skippy

    “t’s all cupcakes and frosting on the ground— and we are like hungry dogs licking it all up.”

    ARF!!

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  6. TheArtist

    DRYS

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  7. surplusdroids

    Indeud.

    If only there was underlying fundamental support.
    We need a huge market. It used to be housing.
    We need something that touches vast swatches of the American populace and could be securitized by the street.

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    • TheArtist

      TULIPS!!

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    • Gracias por tus sesos estupidos
      Gracias por tus sesos estupidos

      CO2!!!

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    • surplusdroids

      We do have a lot of CO2. Capital Hill is the largest producer.
      In fact there is so much supply the price will be cheap.

      Maybe we could securitize cheap labor in a hope to return to a manufacturing based economy?
      Oh wait..the Chinese already dominate that market via large iron-toe boots and rice rationing.

      Maybe IPad backed collaterallized debt obligations?

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  8. TraderCaddy

    LOL at chip stocks (SMH,SOXX).

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  9. Le Fly

    Indeud

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  10. Brandtrader

    a quién le importa?

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  11. TraderCaddy

    Chip stocks are the Cam Newtons of the market.
    Most dislike them but it keeps performing.

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    • Po Pimp

      I hope that cheating fucker takes care of business Saturday so my Razorbacks can go to the Sugar Bowl. Then I hope Oregon blows out his knee in the first 15 seconds of the BCS game and Auburn gets shit-stomped by 30+. I mean I want it Nebraska vs. Florida 1996 Fiesta Bowl or Miami vs. Texas 1991 Cotton Bowl beat-down bad.

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  12. Mr. President

    FTK…wow…

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  13. Colonel von Ryan

    Even Drudge headlines and weak job numbers can’t keep me from making money…

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  14. Jason

    AMED is one sick puppy. Hope you jettisoned the dog Fly…

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  15. Hank Moodster

    WASP

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  16. riverpod

    Are you still holding PSUN?

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  17. madrid

    For the love of midget barbers and crossdressing werewolves, where do you think this stuff up?

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  18. Dan

    hey fly – noticed Q is being taken over – dead money???

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  19. Dan

    Q being taken over – dead money????

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  20. Cascadian

    Speaking of Cam Newton, apparently is is legal to have your Dad shop you around, if you don’t know about it. USC and Reggie Bush never knew.

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    • Quint

      Yeah, that should curtail the fraud that is the NCAA (aka Semi-Pro league)…can we now quit calling them “students”?

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