Not too much different than “surprise sex,” North Korea has shit upon your Thanksgiving Day dinner. That’s not black truffle on your dinner plate!
There are no words or explanations for sudden war, just days before America’s most holy holiday. It’s like a sick joke of sorts, upping the level of difficulty of this tape by a factor of 1,000. ,”Sure, let’s throw those baboons a fucking war to deal with, sponsored by a fucking lunatic with nuclear weapons,” said the perverted stock God. I guess this is how the playbook goes: FULL EMPLOYMENT via egregious war. What’s next, dust bowls and locust swarms?
Sell all Korean names. I have a post with keyword and domicile search up in The PPT.
Lucky for me, I step into today’s trade with a 35% cash position. Do not envy me, good sir, I am simply above your pay grade.
With all of the bullshit taking place in Ireland and now Korea, it’s probably best you avoid the market in the near term. Granted, I will not heed my own advice. I will likely buy some shit today or hedge via FAZ or SCO. Nonetheless, things are about to get interesting.
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“North Korea Jump Rapes the Turkey Gods”
Gobble Gobble Gobble!!
Pussy.
We sell weapons to both sided until they completely destroy each other. DOW surges to 20,000.
“…just days before America’s most holy holiday.”
Yes.
How dare they do this a few days before the holy day of Black Friday.
How do you rike dem appers, Fry?
Funny. I envisioned a Korean version of Matt Damon saying that to me through a window.
HA!!
Korea is being pushed by China in order to prop up the falling dollar – take that Bearded Clam!
I believe that. This is all China-US.
North Korea is to China, as Israel is to US.
and as turkey is to germany. n korea IS china’s attack dog
Yep, China and North Korea are BFF’s for sure.
It’s just a little skirmish on a nearly deserted island, it will lead to nothing. Buy this dip.
one innocent civilian is dead, and homes destroyed does a skirmish make?
Kim Jong is very iLL…need to send him some cruise missle therapy…fuck his puny nukes- USA got de beeeg hydrogen weapons plus neutron shit…lets just do it and move on…sorry to South Korea about the nasty residual radiation…couldnt be helped.
Luckily, I enter the day with silver and gold positions up to my tits and elbows.
How you like DEM APPERS, Hans Briiiiiixx?
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Top 5 greatest movies…..Speaking of Top 5 that’s the number we are up to on The V.King’s list.
Today’s prize for the right answer is……..Jakegint will autograph any book of your choice.
Today’s contest will end in like an hour for The V.King has meetings today…..good luck to all.
Gimme Shelter- Rolling Stones
No…but close
“Sympathy for the Devil”- Stones again
1 guess per day
Sorry.
I just wanted the Jake G. autograph so bad.
You’ve got it any time, TC.
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I have a little dreidel
By Herman Cohen and the Catskills Five
The live version?
Satisfaction – Rolling Stones
he said MOVIES..i’ll toss ya one….true grit. lets see if the o-bom has any.
highway star deep purple.
Crap. Missed that part as was so used to best songs from previous days.
Boiler Room.
I also want Jake’s autograph badly. I’d even buy a new hardcover of “The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream” for that purpose.
I would autograph it in fresh merde.
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Top 5 Greatest Films (Non Zombie movies):
1) The Usual Suspects
2) Braveheart
3) The Godfather Part II
4) The Fly is God
5) Glengarry Glen Ross
Top 5 Zombie Movies:
1) Zombie (1979)
2) Night of the Living Dead (1990)
3) Day of the Dead (1985)
4) Zombieland
5) Return of the Living Dead (1985)
Shawn of the dead didn’t make it? Boo-urns.
Shaun not as funny as Return or Zombieland, but still quite awesome. #6 or #7 I would say.
Where’s Cuckoo’s Nest?
Where is Gladiator, Unforgiven and L.A. Confidential?
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Hey I only put five. I agree Cuckoo’s Nest and Unforgiven are in the Top 10.
Put. That. Coffee. Down. !! Zombieland? Really? What about 28 days later? Coolest zombies ever!
The Turkey Gods will kick little Kim Jong’s arse, but good.
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If the weakness this morning is all due to Korea, why were the Asian markets down over 1.5% long before N.Korea even fired the first shot?
Yup, I think it’s mostly THIS:
http://noir.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=azhrH1JXLdhg&pos=3
Without them, where’s the growth gonna come from?
to the Korea’s,
…let the games begin.
GDP revised up in 3rd quarter to 2.5% instead of 2%. Hey don’t laugh, it okay news.
This is bullshit. Nothing is going to happen. Kim’s young kid just wants some recognition on the world stage, that all. The kid is feeling his oats and dad thought it was a good idea to let his have a play around.
Anyways, dad needs some money and the South was been mean in the festive season.
PKX is a buy!
Glad i bought some SCO yesterday although oil seems to have a serious bid at 80so not sure if we’ll drop below unless the report is weak.
do you people think market tank because of korea war? i do not think so
No it’s tanking because of the higher GDP. Everyone was hoping for it to be revised down below 2% and it unexpectedly rose from 2% to 2.5%. So everyone’s selling on that good news. Korea is a positive.
what do you mean by “you people”?
Not sure, but I don’t think he wants to hear from the goats or the jack asses on this site.
Just humans.
Or maybe he is a Korean bigot and means us Americans, Aussies and other non Koreans.
this fucking Japanese yen defies gravity. the area next to them is possibly going to be nuked and … Yen strengthens.
Island of safety?
Win a Jakegint autographed book of your choice today only….
How? Guess the #5 V.King Rock and Roll song correctly…
Memory Motel- The Rolling Stones
Nautical Disaster -The Tragically Hip
That’s # 1
It’s Back in Black
PAINT IT BLACK, biznotch!
Paint it Black may very well be the best Stones song evah.
Ovah heah.
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I am listening to it now on Pandora – Gimme Shelter
Scissor Sisters – Take Your Mama
The Soft Parade, by the Doors
Time to take the risk off, take profits, enjoy a long weekend, football and turkey…then come back on Monday and re-evaluate.
Through the early fog i see..
A vision of the things to be..
Suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes, ..
Lets bring back the good old days!
All we need is Mac Arthur, and Ike!
Mobile army surgical hospital.
And while we are making a black top of korea, lets pick off a few others too!
PSUN what a pick
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2010-11-23/macau-s-october-visitor-arrivals-summary-table-.html?cmpid=msnmoney
Here’s some bad news for you Macau gambling types.
South Korea seems to be making up the largest growth prospect right now. India is a distant second.
The LVS/WYNN lovers may wish to reassess some prospects.
5 minutes
My cash is now trash…
Ladies and Gentlemen iBC is proud to showcase….
The V.King’s TOP 10 Rock and Roll Songs
#5 Sympathy For The Devil (special thanks for Trader Caddy for throwing everyone off by guessing twice)
Rolling Stones
The lyrics were inspired by The Master and Margarita, a book by Mikhail Bulgakov. British singer Marianne Faithfull was Mick Jagger’s girlfriend at the time and she gave him the book.
The original title was “The Devil Is My Name.” Says Jagger: “Songs can metamorphasize. And Sympathy for the Devil is one of those songs that started off like one thing, I wrote it one way and then we started the change the rhythm. And then it became completely different. And then it got very exciting. It started off as a Folk song and then became a Samba. A good song can become anything. It’s got lots of historical references and lots of poetry.”
Other historical events alluded to in the song include the 100 years war (“fought for ten decades”) and the Holocaust (“and the furnace stank”).
I am so ashamed.
Really wanted that Jake G. signature.
I know it will be worth something once he is made Sect’y of State under the Chrisite-Rubio administration.
If I had won I was going to get him to sign an Obama autobiography.
Sold AMZN holding LNG bought some TTM
Sold AMZN holding LNG bought some TTM
TSLA winship continues…
I believe now would be an appropriate time for a “Team America” video clip….of a certain short psychopath with a bad accent and shitty haircut.
HOW YOU RIKE DEM APPERS, HAAAAANSSS BRRIIIIIX???
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From Team America: Cue violens….and now the orchestra……
Kim Jong Il: I’m so Ronery / So ronery / So ronery and sadry arone / There’s no one / Just me onry / Sitting on my rittle throne / I work very hard to be number one guy / but, stiwr there’s no one to right up my rife / Seems rike no one takes me serirousry / And so, I’m ronery / A rittle ronery / Poor rittle me / There’s no one I can rerate to / Feewr rike a biwd in a cage / It’s kinda siwry / but, not reawry / because, it’s fiwring my body with rage / I’m the smartest, most crever, most physicawry fit / but, none of the women seem to give a shit / Maybe someday, they’wr awr notice me / And untiwr then, I’wr be ronery / Yeah, a rittle ronery / Poor rittle me…
Kim Jong Il: Now you see, the changing of the worrd is inevitabre!
Lisa: I’m sorry, it’s what?
Kim Jong Il: Inevit, inevitabre.
Lisa: One more time.
Kim Jong Il: [shouts] Inevitebre! Jesus Christ, open your fucking ears!
BREAKING NEWS: Prince William to get married April 29th…Announcement to be made about the jawbone found in Aruba…
Must….hold….eleven….thousand……arrghh!!
See ya…
Check the VIX and lemme axe yuse an interrogatory. Ill winds blowing for the Euro, the Koreas ready to implode, and there is great concern over top music albums and, of course, this is all such a surprise, Netflix is repricing its goodies so, what will YOUR Fed do now? Huh? Tell me nothing and I tell you it’s a bit early to be doused in the Thanksgiving Pommard.
Who wants to be doused in commie wine?
Spanish debt auction disaster…Ouch yields had to double in order to get the auction done.
Was the turkey god really SATAN dressed in a disguise?
You will all go to ruin if you try to coddle your pet market positions. Every soothsaying TA is expecting small correction and then a resumption of the pre-Thanksgiving rally.
This global market is ripe for a clawhammer to the cranium. Stupidity can’t cheat sound wisdom.
http://blogs.hbr.org/cs/2010/11/the_hidden_risks_of_the_tsa_sc.html
Good article. So treu.
Not only that, how about, somebody else’s crabs, chlamydia, or yeast infection?
Does the TSA change their gloves?
I don’t think so.
The sandwich makers at Subway are more health aware than the TSA.
Never forget that one of Al the Kada’s goals is to hamstring the US economy. I would say they are doing a pretty good job. Better to ignore the bastards and tell them we will nuke Mecca during the Haj if they ever pull off another 9-11.
bought $DOV today at 54.38
Actually, I think the stopping by China Govt of Loans to Ag Speculators was a bigger attack on the market. But no one is watching that one. Buy, you know, you bulls are going to try a rally attempt off of FOMC minutes at 2pm, plus POMO profits hitting the market about a half hour later. BUT TOMORROW, no POMO and a tough bond auction could be fun.
Did the fly go down and hide in his luzurious bunker..line with fine silk, stratched out in his favorite leather recliner, while sipping on a refreshment.
Just for giggles
http://stk.ly/eTNLLc
Tick readings Showing bullish divergence all day.
Seriously these north koreans are cocksuckers of the first order
Think of it as a cry for help.
They are so ronery.
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if he’s so ronry, then we send him a wax version of elvis,delivered by no other than brill crinton. chop chop.
My dad would have agreed with that. He strafed a few back in the “conflict”.
How bad can a war be with N. Korea?
I have seen all of the MASH episodes.
There is golf in the brush, wild nurses like Hot Lips, fun guys like Radar and Klinger, gambling with Sgt. Rizzo, and football games with Hawkeye and Trapper.
The only enemy I recall was wrong way Charlie who couldn’t fly his plane straight.
Looks like fun.
Don’t forget about the Gin still!