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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Busy Gardening

There is nothing like gardening in the cold air. While you drunken idiots run for the exits, Senor Tropicana is busy building his position. As we speak, his position is one of pomp and circumstance.

As the fragrances of candied sweet potatoes sweeps the country, so does stupid. This is the time of year when everyone is a rockstar. Nothing goes wrong because it can’t. So why fret over positions?

Answer: because stupid is sweeping the country like dark clouds of locusts, who are only interested in gray matter.

Yes, I bought size in CIEN and THQI. Yes, I am riding with PSUN to the sun, in my car made from dynamite sticks, into earnings. Am I scared?

Answer: No, because I can’t lose.

Do I mean that literally?

Answer: yes I do (see FTK).

See pal, life is all about kicking unsuspecting old guys, who are in wheeled chairs, down sewer pipes or  into oncoming traffic. I do not make friends with people; I defeat them. I do not reach out “the hand of kindess,” but bitch slap them.

If you want advice, heed this: stop listening to yourself and start paying attention to people who drive space rockets around at night.

Back to my garden.

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23 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Indeud.

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  2. Frank White

    Buying 2mm FTK here, market.

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  3. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I think FTK just lit another dy-no-mite [sic] rocket motor.

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  4. TraderCaddy

    I don’t listen to Ron Insana, a failed hedge fund manager.
    And I didn’t listen to him when he was on FNN.
    He always analyzed the obvious, after it happened.
    The Butterball Turkey should almost be ready to be picked out of the garden, don’t you think?

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    • Frank White

      This assclown was at SAC for all of 6 months and was kicked out.
      Fat smug little fuck. Talk about turning your talent or lack of into a dynasty.

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      • Frank White

        I put him in the same shit sandwich with Tony Dwyer who was calling for sp 1800+ just 2 months before the market got cut in half. Quitely dissapeared and now has been showing up again after a 90% rally. Assholes.

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        • logicalthought

          Hey Frank,

          Whatever happened to the sequel (actually, “prequel”) that Abel was going to make?

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          • Frank White

            Dunno Ferrara shot off his mouth about it 4 years ago never heard a thing since.

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  5. The Fly is God

    Dear Mr. Fly:

    Thank you for your brilliant calls of late. I am following you like a stupid ass kid, afraid not to follow you in fact.

    As a mere mortal, I am not worthy of the likes of you.

    Keep up the good work.

    Signed
    Wearing my Asshat in NYC

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  6. go2mars

    3.75! Yipes! I am officially going to sign up for your PPT product (later tonight) because I want to see what goes into your personal accounts next.

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  7. flyaway18

    Ain’t nobody here running away scared.
    I am a buyer on dips, period.
    It’s a bull market, you know.

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  8. The Fly is God

    WTF are you growing in that garden. I want some!

    Don’t fuck with the fly………

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  9. Colonel Von Ryan

    What a nice bargain hunting day….like pennies from heaven…

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  10. Trading_Nymph

    Now, I got that darn song stuck in my head again….everyone wants to be a Rockstar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmeUuoxyt_E

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  11. 180

    A revised meaning for the IBC dictionary:
    FTK’n – to bitch the other market participants.
    e.g. The Fly is FTK’n the market today.

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  12. stinkystank

    the insight contained in the post is overwhelming… i think i just blew a sphincter

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