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The Magic Penis is Coming

BAC got “BAC-ATTACKED” today and no one even cared. People looked at BAC, then the other banks, and then bought more VMW—trading at 1 billion times sales. Bernanke is coming, boys and girls, and he is armed with a magic stick. He will waive said stick and declare “QE2,” then all will be well and all will reflate.

Cotton is soaring, ripping tits on the way up, as the fashion industry panics over lack of supply. Very soon, we will all be wearing MC Hammer pants, made from silk, because there will be no cotton left. BAL is your direct play on cotton. Every commodity is going up, due to the Fed’s deliberate plan to bankrupt the middle to lower class. Let’s be honest here, I would enjoy the novelty of paying for a $100 heirloom tomato. However, that type of action will put everyone on government assistance.

Rates ripped higher today too, sending TLT packing. I guess the economy is coming back, in a reverse sort of way. It doesn’t matter.

All that matters is there is money out there to be won. For the day, I bought BRCD and CSIQ, fully believing that the BEARDED CLAM will whip out his magical penis and make this whore of market go higher, sometime very soon.

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21 comments

  1. chancethepug

    first

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  2. scott

    Amen to that, Brother!

    “The cost of everything we need is going higher and the value of everything we own is going lower”

    A winning strategery…

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  3. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Indeud. Dead Googley bears lying all around Jellystone park.

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  4. longnek

    My ass still hurts from the vxxing I took.

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  5. razorsedge

    sold brcd above 6, on the rumor ibm might buy,,,,new rumor may take it higher

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  6. xxxHuggieBearxxx

    i bought brcd on a rumour they would be bought at $8 some time ago….i won’t be doing that again. That there is a rumor mill trap…

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  7. razorsedge

    ftk today @ 1.70, small to start

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  8. flyaway18

    Nothing wrong with a little magic wand and a Big O,
    Isn’t that right Russian Saylor?

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  9. Bullish

    What’s wrong with silk pants?

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  10. Helicopter Ben-jammin' aka. Bearded Clamfucker
    Helicopter Ben-jammin' aka. Bearded Clamfucker

    CNBC Breaking News!

    Bernanke says to Bears “FUCK YOU YOU’RE DEAD!”… “And did I mention?… QE2 Bitches!”

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  11. BDubbin

    Fly,

    How much money do you make if I click on that retarded VectorVest ad?

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  12. pistilstamen

    Nice double entendre.

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  13. EasyMoney

    I just removed the SELL and SELL SHORT key from my direct access daytrading platform………..
    They were just getting in the way of my BUY BUY BUY buttons.
    Market is never going down again anyway so I just thought I’d remove them.

    QE 3, 4, and 5 around the corner. Just loaded up on $50 tomatoes at my local Fry’s store so I can sell them tomorrow to you for $75. Going to save a few Benjamins to wipe my ass since toilet paper is also starting to get too expensive. ————THANKS Bubble Benny!

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  14. Helicopter Ben-jammin' aka. Bearded Clamfucker
    Helicopter Ben-jammin' aka. Bearded Clamfucker

    Bears how does it feel to be OWNED by the BEARDED CLAM?

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  15. go2mars

    Ever seen a slum in one of those unsightly, “poor” countries? Well you will soon. And you won’t even have to travel. Thanks QE2+

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  16. EasyMoney

    My 2010 end of year plan: I still own two homes here in the USA. My credit is perfect and my FICO is in the 800’s. 1 home is paid off and the other is half paid off. Take out 2 second mortgages on both for as much as I possibly can. (tell the banks home improvement). Max out my credit cards to the limit with cash advances. Liquidate all U.S. assets here and move overseas. (New Zealand/Australia). Leave both my homes and credit scores to the Bank vultures. Since there are absolutely no dire consequences whatsover for being a complete financial moron and irresponsible jackass, then my new life overseas remains intact. God Bless America!!

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    • go2mars

      Wow. Might as well just kick your neighbors kids in the face while you’re at it. You seem to have little regard for them and their house price.

      “We’re trying to build a society here people!”

      Though you certainly have a right neigh, obligation to be frustrated and angry.

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  17. Larry

    Huey Dewey and Louie are now doing the QE2ie!

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