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Good News

People are losing their jobs and the dollar is diving into the black abyss. On that news, I expect rampant lotto activity today. Despite Europe being down, I fully expect idiotic QE2 fueled buying today, ahead of tomorrow’s BEARDED CLAM speech. Now, in the event we trade down today: “The Fly” will kick back, relax, and drink pina coladas all day long. There is never a reason to worry in America, for this is the land of FREE LUNCH and jackass political parties.

As an aside, YHOO must fend off any retarded overtures by AOL. The morons at AOL timed the top in the market, back in 2000, via buying Time Warner. Without a doubt, they are trying to jinx the market, yet again.

ALL ATTEMPTS TO JINX THIS MARKET MUST BE “FORKED” ON SITE.

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16 comments

  1. Jrod

    Ding

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  2. WTF

    Scott is right. The market is government-controlled. Fucking commie market and economy ARE HERE!

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  3. Bullish

    So my dog got sprayed by a skunk last night… Had to make her sleep in a cage in the garage… Before i left her for the night i whispered in her cage, “don’t worry pup, QE2”. She went to sleep in comfort.

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  4. J

    The market can’t hold up with the banks now going spastic to the downside but then again this is the world of QE.

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  5. Red Dude

    There’s only one political party, the screw you party, and like a boat sailing against the wind, it merely tacks left, and then right, and left… It would be tough to still label this ‘democracy’ if they appeared as they are, one party, but really, who are they fooling anymore? Apparently some.

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    • go2mars

      One of the best analogies I’ve heard. At least China is taking the straight line to whereever it is going.

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  6. The Fly

    Can someone please tell BAC “QE2”

    Thanks

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  7. panamaorange

    That giant bearish “complex head and shoulders” is alive and well, in the daily chart of oil.

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  8. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    CRTP looking like my lotto tix

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  9. Mr_max

    Thx to Rajin’ I was perfectly timing YHOO this time buying on 5/10/10 a Call option 18/3/11 @15.00 that is taking the fast elevator now.

    Sorry Mr. Fly but I sometimes don’t understand your comments! They look very criptic to a non native speaker…

    It would be great to understand when to jump out of it!

    Thx

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  10. stinkystank

    you get me so hot… please bring that sweet little potty-mouth back to us

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