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Orchestra Seating

I do not consider myself wrong, just a bit early. See, “The Fly” has reserved orchestra seating arrangments, while you are stuck in the balcony. As you know, the market should be lower by 1% plus, especially after Europe’s poor performance. However, investors are stuck on QE II, the end all elixir to everything short of brain cancer.

Early going, there is some decent dollar strength. But, as always, dip buyers are more interested in, well, buying dips. As a result, ALL DIPS SHALL BE PURCHASED, HENCEFORTH, no matter the expense. Oil is trading higher; and that’s a good thing. After all, winter is coming and the populace must be taxed, for the benefit of the government’s coffers. All praise the King, and all of his loyal subjects.

Speaking of which: I’m not so sure the dems will lose the senate. If the “spend and tax a little less” GOP takes control of the house, will it really make a difference, aside from gridlock? In my estimation, the damage has already been done.

In closing, I am still cash heavy and long VXX, TLT, FXY and short AEM. I must scurry about, as the symphony is about to begin.

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58 comments

  1. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Indeud.

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  2. Caffeinated

    FIU

    The Fly Is Unshaken, even if a bit stirred.

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  3. drummerboy

    well,just dont fall asleep during intermission,even though the piece is bethoven’s 9th(boring),cause by then,all the good sammiches are gone.ya know,mustard on the tux doesnt look good jumping back in the limo…..

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  4. TraderCaddy

    “The Fly” has reserved orchestra seating arrangments….”

    I am not sure I want orchestra seats for a Homosexual Opera (not that there is anything wrong with that) where the traders are sashaying in and out.
    Try and not get shomped.

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  5. The_Last_Puma_Punkanite
    The_Last_Puma_Punkanite

    Doesn’t matter who gets in, taxes pay the bills….

    Who wants to be the next “Most hated Ignoramus” to hold Office ?

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    • The Fly

      No WAY!!! I thought once the spend and tax a little less GOP regained power, they’d Direxion reverse all the evil stuff the dems did.

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      • Jakegint

        Certainly not without the sanction of the Bilderbergian Council Elders.

        _________

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        • The Fly

          We all know how fiscally conservative the Bush house and Seante were. I can’t wait for the redux.

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          • Jakegint

            Yeah, I wonder if that’s being addressed in the current campaigns afoot? How many RINO’s have been already displaced?

            Nothing happens without the imprimatur of the Illuminati, of course. Back to your gameboys, nothing to see here, nothing to do.

            Just “be.”

            _____________

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          • The Fly

            Yes, I will be much happier than you, especially since the fate of the free world does not rest on my shoulders. Thank you captain America. Thank you.

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          • Jakegint

            This is the root of your misconception– that something might be possible by means of a single or small group of individuals.

            Quite the contrary, only large movements have any consequence in this incredibly media oversaturated globe. That is why it’s incredibly important that you seek out and join your voice to others of like mind, rather than sitting back and cursing the darkness.

            Or the Council of Rome, or whatevah.

            ____________

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          • drummerboy

            hey jake,it must have been nap time for the illuminati when obama got in.and this is what they woke up to. but then again,when the slaves sang their tunes while pickin cotton,to reveal when the escape would be,obama did the same thing,he made all the blacks think they would get a check if they all voted for him.it was all over talk radio a year ago.

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          • Indie

            !?!?

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          • drummerboy

            what

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          • Jakegint

            You are not adhereing to the script, Drummer (and truthfully, I’m not quite clear on what your script actually does say) — Obama is just George Bush in different clothes, his love for abortion, predatory taxation, universal health care and industry nationalization aside.

            You see, it just doesn’t matter! Calloo Callay, oh frapjous day! Go back to your Playstations now and your mall internments…. the Powers That Be have it all well in hand.

            Or haven’t you noticed?

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          • Po Pimp

            I bought some of your most recently recommended stock. It better go up or I’ll burn your house down.

            Ask Matt Simmons what happens to people who piss me off 🙂

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          • drummerboy

            you mean the powers that be have all the money in their hand,,,and as for obuma, he’s still high on the notion that hes the first black ever to become the president. and like the lazy do nothing black side of him tells me. he dont give 2 shits about anyone in this country accept himself. playstations are for losers,and malls are for little girls.

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          • Vinnie

            Curses on the House of Boosh.

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          • Jakegint

            You mean “Bush-Obama” right?

            Seeing as they are the same and all.

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        • The_Last_Puma_Punkanite
          The_Last_Puma_Punkanite

          I can hear it now..”Well…we didn’t realize just How awful bad things were…this is going to hurt you a lot more than it will me..”

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    • drummerboy

      rahm emanual in chicago,and thats something to be afraid of

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    • riggedgame

      Limbaugh? “Family” guy? The guy who was reared in Missouri, and whose favorite college is Boise State?

      How gay.

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  6. YoZone

    I’m waiting for the fat lady to sing. I think I hear her warming up !!

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  7. ruggyup

    Minerva, my pet owl, tells me, “beware of the coda in this symphony”. When the shit comes down it will be a torrent from the balcony, thoroughly fucking the bag lunches brought by the orchestra seat sockless antibodies.
    Oh, nice view of the fat lady. I had a blind date with her in college.

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  8. Malibu Braveflaps

    Steven Spielflaps presents George Hamilton and Malibu Braveflaps in: “Late for the High Latin Mass – on a Thursday”

    Nice to see you again, George.

    Nice to see you, too, Mel.

    Yeah – you look good, Georgie. I got plantations full of mahogany that don’t even come close to how dark you look.

    Why thank you, kind sir!

    Now:

    chick-chick

    Step away from the Ferrari.

    What?

    BANG!!!

    Jesus, Mel!!!

    Step away from the car, George.

    Are you insane!?-

    You took the Lord’s name in vain!

    BANG!!

    AHHHHHH! You shot me!

    Get off the fucking car!

    My moisturizer’s in there!

    What the fuck is moisturizer doing in my canary yellow Ferrari!?

    How the fuck would I know, Mel?!? THIS IS MY FUCKING CANARY YELLOW FERRARI!!

    crickets crickets crickets

    Where’s the valet, George?

    In the trunk.

    crickets

    Off you go then…

    ????

    Give my best to the twins.

    You shot me…

    Bleed on the car so I can tell ’em apart next time.

    JESUS CHRIST YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE!!

    BLAM!!

    THUD

    I’m late for High Latin Mass, Georgie – but I’ll pray for you.

    uohhhhhggggg… death gurgle gurgle gurgle

    In Latin.

    AND SCENE

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  9. TheArtist

    DIVE BITCH!!!!! DIVE

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  10. Geoduck

    I really needed to read that.

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  11. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    It’s one thing to be early Mr Matinee but don’t be tardy vacating those orchestra seats for the second show …

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  12. Willie With A Straight Cane
    Willie With A Straight Cane

    If i had a lot of money on the line. i would be booking some of those gaines, right about now.

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  13. Le Fly

    All due respect jake:

    I have greater things that occupy my time. I am a non believer. And yes, id rather believe in the fantasy of a evil genius bilderberg society than the pathetic idiocy that is present day american politics.

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    • Jakegint

      If it is “pathetic idiocy” then it is yours to change.

      You are the sovereign, not them.

      With that imprimatur, however, comes responsibility.

      Throwing up one’s hands is not an option.

      ________

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      • go2mars

        Whose is it to change?

        Stephen Harper was at the bilderberg meeting before he became Prime Minister of Canada.
        Obama was there before he won out against Hillary Clinton.

        There are many many other such examples like this.

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  14. No One

    Get to the CHAPPA
    NAWWWW.
    Ugh.

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    • DownTick

      It is about time for Fly to use that shot of Ahnold and bust out some Horatio Clawhammer cursing his way through DOW 10,000 Andrew Dice Clay style.

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  15. Trading_Nymph

    All great performances are worth waiting for, heck I have been in line outside of the theater for months for a great seat.

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  16. enigma

    I think everybody should do “the wave” at today’s symphony. Finally, a down day! Then again, we’re not done yet. More capitulation by the bears to come, if we do not end up red today. Just saying….

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  17. alphadawgg

    Last week’s broader market strength should be encouraging for those who are the unfearful, bullish minority. Today’s pullback to be expected as the market consolidates its gains and works at shrugging off more bad news.

    Advance-decline numbers are still good, as are new highs vs. new lows. Just know that when the broad market is improving while the indices are stalling, that is usually a sign that the overall market is building for another surge to the upside.

    ….and that means that “The Fly” ‘s vocabulary shall still be rated PG, per his gentlemanly pledge, no?

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    • alphadawgg

      It will also be interesting to see if crude oil can break above $83, which could eventually propel prices back to nearly $100 per bbl, further making the case for improvement in the global economy, sans a weakening dollar.

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  18. Rand

    I like the balcony, you can throw hot coffee on the folks below.

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  19. Mr. President

    Short NFLX.
    May God be with me.

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  20. WTF

    ACT 1: The King and His escort enter the suite, as we hear the orchestra play Ouverture from Handel’s Music for Royal Fireworks

    ACT 2: The curtains open, and we see the Wall Street’s Finest indulging in irrational exuberance, celebrating the end of the crisis and eternal growth of GLD and S&P. The orchestra is busy playing Giuseppe Verdi’s Drinking Song from La Traviata. The lights dim, end of Act 2.

    ACT 3: It’s still dark, but we can see remote flashes of lightning. As Wagner’s The ride of the Valkyries intensifies, we see Men-in-Blue-Suits with their Flying Bots attacking Day Traders. Dance of urinal shadows is reflected in mirrors as the black smoke inswathes the stage. The outcome is uncertain, and it’s the end of Act 3.

    ACT 4:
    It’s daylight. We see a battle field. Bodies in blue suits and random computer parts are scattered around everywhere. Everything is FUBAR’d. One by one, shaken-out people are standing up, looking around in disbelief. They gradually begin to understand what has just happened. 105 mm cannons from Tchaikovsky’s Overture 1812 usher in a new era. End of Act 4.

    ACT 5:
    Individual investors rejoice. Ode to Joy from Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9 ends the Act 5. The King stands up and leaves to the Royal Steakhouse to enjoy his feast, meanwhile throwing empty trash cans on hassling homeless people and punching mustaches of random strangers.

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  21. Super B

    Can any one share the Hybrid Score?

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