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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Rollover, You Bitch of a Dog

Nice meltdown action in European markets, oil and rotary phone maker RIMM. But “The Fly” has more important bad news to lament over. Late last night, Mrs. Fly approached my person and said “you do know you have to shave that thing? We have company coming Saturday.”

Say goodbye to the beard.

Great men, like Ben Bernanke and Prezident O’bama have beards. Why can’t I? I suppose it wasn’t meant to be?

CPI data came in cool, at 0, when you strip out food and energy. But who gives a fuck? It’s all about ignoring valuation and buying shit ’cause it’s up, as is the case with gold.

Sure, keep ignoring valuation; see where it gets you.

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47 comments

  1. The Zombie

    The Fly is GOD!

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  2. Maximus

    Prezident O’bama…..lolzzzzzzz

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  3. BernieCorfeld

    Maybe she didn’t liek the rug burn anymore…oh..and yes, this market is about to puke

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  4. Dr Fly

    Nah, she said ” you look insane”.

    So what? Wtf

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  5. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    some one needs to PUNCH Art Hogan in the nose…..

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  6. SteveTheNeighbor

    Thanks for nothing neighbor Mrs. Fly has called Mrs Steve about the shaving and Mrs. Steve is now on my case about shaving my beard.
    See you Saturday.

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  7. omen

    “CPI data came in cool, at 0, when you strip out food and energy”.. Hmm… So, one interpretation of that is “once you take out the parts which went up, the rest stayed flat?” Interesting approach… 🙂

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  8. History Lesson

    Silver and gold have entered into an unsustainable “bump and run” technical patterns which will result in a collapse of price, likely to below where the latest move up began.

    More details on this pattern are at —
    http://stockcharts.com/help/doku.php?id=chart_school:chart_analysis:chart_patterns:bump_and_run_reversa

    Central bankers are in full control of the price. They repress the price within certain technical boundaries and when the demand is high, they only let it rise in accordance to unsustainable price climbs which result in a lower price in the end.

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    • JakeGint

      So central bankers have a handle on the POGt, despite their historically documented penchant for selling at the bottom and buying at the top?

      (No doubt this odd behaviour can be easily explained as “obfuscating the deep, dark conspiracy. “)

      __

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      • History Lesson

        PPT is owned and operated by central bankers. PPT floods market with gold and silver worldwide to control price. Central bankers also set the price of gold and silver on the spot market, at the open.

        Seems like absolute control to me. What else is there?

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      • History Lesson

        Great job using the word “conspiracy” to automatically degrade ideas you deem inferior to your own. You should get an anti-conspiracy gold star for how smoothly you reach for it. The best brainwashing is the brainwashing that’s seemless and automatic.

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        • drummerboy

          oh,you mean the same type of brainwashing of americans that the government has put upon its own people for yrs, especially in the public school systems since the forties. hahaha, to become obese,and talk senselessly on a cell phone all day long about nothing in order to fill the coffers of telecom companies,which are nothing but taxing bodies for the federal and state gubmints………..fuck history,this is the brainwash de’jur of now………..

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        • JakeGint

          Yes, everybody is against you, as you are the only one that has not been subsumed by the Pod People.

          Why is it only Mom will listen to you, and even for that, only dinner orders shouted from your basement apartment?

          _________

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  9. Dr Fly

    Omen

    Yeah, i know. Strip it all out

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  10. bloomberg

    What the fuck is wrong with Bloomberg TV?
    CNBC is unwatchable because of all the bullshit they say there.
    and Bloomberg:

    what the hell.. the voices on those women makes my ear drums crack. from Betty liu, to laura to margaret.
    WTF dudes… get someone with a voice that doesn’t resemble a cat being driven over by The Fly’s massive SUV…

    so what do we watch now?

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  11. Dr Fly

    Watch scott bleier!

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  12. bubo

    1130 is breached so now we should go directly to 1200.

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  13. Dr Fly

    Halo Reach?

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  14. The Zombie

    Absolutely, Sir. That and Bioshock 2: Minerva’s Den

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  15. FIG

    Sorry Fly, the PPT has been directed to never allow the market to go down until it reaches the dot com highs. Get ready to lose every cent you have in TZA and VXX.

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  16. Dr Fly

    Fig

    If u were near me, id set u aflame

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  17. Dr Fly

    I’ve been playing Halo with my son. I even have my own profile. If you see it, you will know its me.

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  18. Cascadian

    Crap– up again!

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  19. Dr Fly

    Tom keene blocks me on twitter. I must have insulted him somehow

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  20. TraderCaddy

    Just a bunch of noise until consumer sentiment comes out at 9:55.
    Hopefully, it will take the market higher and then it would be a good fade for a daytrade.

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  21. Dr Fly

    I should start one, with mr bleier as host.

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  22. Mr. Cain Thaler

    You should shave just enough to rock a fu-man chu, Fly.

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    • drummerboy

      are you kidding. steve the neighbors’ wife,is gonna ask mrs. fly for the clippings. so steve can sell it on e-bay

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  23. TraderCaddy

    And now if INTC starts to do a Costanza and go up it’s all in SMH.

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  24. anonymousR

    It’s amazing how you can’t say the reverse… “honey can you lose that 5 pounds you’ve put on in the past week, we have company coming over”

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  25. The Zombie

    Dumas, no need for me to blog (nor should anyone else) when we have this blog. I live for this blog.

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  26. Peanut

    Man, that Xerox pop up ad is sure annoyning… I can’t seem to get by it to scroll down!
    Hope they are paying the Fly big time, cause it sure does work!

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    • The Fly

      Peanut.

      I will disable it. You have NO IDEA how bad my ad guy is. For all the traffic that iBC gets, the ad revenue is so pathetic, it’s really not worth keeping. A real sore point for me.

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      • drummerboy

        fucking,demand,demand,demand.asholes,dont they know that cramer lost all the people who made his site,now all come here.fucking tell them that,then have them go check the traffic @ stock pickr in the last 15 months…………

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