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I’ve Been Bailed Out

I did not plan to be part of this rally; it just happened. As the stock Gods would have it, “The Fly” is being blessed with outsized gains in numerous positions.

Despite having nearly 40% in cash and 24% of assets in VXX, I am up 2%+ for the day, thanks in large part to “big dicked” gains in FTK, GLW, SD, iBN, SHLD and TEVA. In addition, I started a position in MMR, in for the fucking squeeze, Jack.

What’s important to note here, as always: “The Fly” wins all the time, even when it appears he is losing in the most heinous fashion ever. Do not bet against folks who put crop circles inside of your bullshit farms.

Into the final hour of trading, I expect to be blessed with even more exuberant intra-day gains in FTK.

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30 comments

  1. TheV.King

    V.King(ed)

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  2. arch

    im in for the sell off led by FAS soon

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  3. T MOE

    I called this summer rally with earnings, weeks ago. But fade it will. The fall will be brutal. I sit on monds of cash and wait for the next chance to pounce.

    Oh anyone see ISLN. Hell I told you fuckers to load up over a year ago.

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  4. Still Hurting

    FTK 2010 = MVIS 2008

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  5. Weezy

    Warning to newbies who follow these blogs. You will not trade and find yourself sitting in cash if you keep listening to these fear mongers. Its amazing these guys do not lose, which is a bunch of BS. I told you about the falling Axe pattern a week ago on DJIA. Keep it simple here folks we will challenge the highs of 04/26/10.

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  6. Woodshedder

    That gave me a tingle up and down my leg.

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    • The Fly

      Get a diaper.

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      • Jakegint

        I believe Stretch Armstrong was referring to a “tingle” not a “tinkle.”

        ____________

        Speaking of Slope of Dopes, my curiosity was piqued by this morning’s effrontery. It turns out there’s a guy over there impersonating you… or at least a facsimile.

        He’s got your old “Tophat Man” avatar and he’s calling himself “Tophat” and claiming to be in the following stocks:

        “Longshot pick is SMTX. Also holding FTK, GLW, SD, iBN, SHLD and TEVA.”

        Looked pretty freaking familiar, and only a PPT member has access to your stock picks… I know SMTX is not one of them, so therein may lie a clue….

        ________

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    • ChrisMatthews

      Hey, that is what happened to me when I had an Oabama-asim

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  7. dave

    In order to be up 2% on a 1/3 (apprx) allocation to equities, your stocks would have to be up 11% on the day. Just Sayin…

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    • Russian Saylor

      amen to that calculation lmao

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      • The Fly

        At the time of this post, VXX was down 1.

        I have about 40% long, directional bets in FTK, SD, SHLD, IBN etc. Some are weighted more heavily than others. Because of the limitations of my longs, some longs are very overweight, in comparison.

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  8. Sam

    Le Fly is generating what HF buffoons call alpha via his illustrious stock picks.

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  9. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    I know the top line econ numbers were “better than expected”, but they are still deteriorating. I can’t believe the market is rallying this ridiculous.

    Also, the reports are actually in some ways worse if you look into the details.

    These are some dangerous games being played. I am going to move largely to cash in my discretionary funds and take a big loss on the day in the process.

    I am going to hold some september SPY puts. I will hold them until and unless i see private sector employment growth.

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  10. Asteroids

    It takes massive balls to be long over weekends. Bravo to those that made money. I’m off to the beach for a few weeks. I suggest you gentlemen cash out as well. Plenty of time to make money later. Remember this market is in meat grinder mode.

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  11. arch

    is every body happy ???all complacent ?? counting your $$$$ ??? thats good..real good….

    cause im planning on plundering your accts tomorrow… again

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