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Stealth Rape

Quit getting all jelly ass on me and do what you were born to do. Well, actually, don’t do that, since most of you were born to mow my lawn. Today’s sell off came as a surprise to many, mainly because we like parties. It’s human nature to enjoy a good cocktail party. We dress ourselves up like penguins and walk around with top hats and canes, whenever invited to high end NYC soirees.

Some of us mingle amongst the crowd, complimenting each other about the “luxurious and decadent design” of pocket squares or prep school blazers. Others, lurk in the background, plotting to exact revenge on the person(s) who sent out invitations. We all have a role in this stupid world. Some are commissioned to hoodwink billions into war. Others, on the other hand, create scams based upon peace. As for me, I just bank coin.

Life is nothing more than a series of coincidences exacerbated by our actions.

If you find yourself getting ham and egged today, long equities into a sell off: chill the fuck out and put things in perspective. We are 100’s of points higher than the recent lows and most of us have solid YTD gains. Today could be the beginning of a severe sell off, or a one off event. Either way, it’s important to be in control, instead of relying upon hopes and dreams, like most fucktarded money managers featured on the teevee.

CDS spreads are widening for Ireland. Does that mean Ireland “is next”? No, but they are at risk of being “stealth raped,” pardon my terminology. What to do, what to do, what to do?

One word: HEDGEYOURSELFBITCH

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61 comments

  1. Dirk Diggler

    Longs know cesna pilots on a first name basis.

    Nice tap dancin’ today sir Fly.

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  2. A Monkey With no diapers
    A Monkey With no diapers

    Second!

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  3. jg

    genius.

    “Today could be the beginning of a severe sell off, or a one off event. Either way, itโ€™s important to be in control, instead of relying upon hopes and dreams, like most fucktarded money managers featured on the teevee.”

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  4. kouchuu

    caught with my pants down on this one ๐Ÿ™

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  5. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Should have hedged myself yesterday…Was hoping to wait until monday. I hate buying next month-out options the day before OE….BUT, this is the second time i tried to make it until Monday and got ape-raped.

    fuck

    now i suffered the raping AND i’m buying next months puts…double ape-rape…but ive got to…what if fucking monday turns into October 1987.

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  6. muktukchuck

    PPT’s dance today has been interesting, maybe sublime. I’ve shortened up my stroke waiting on the 3-2 pitch with $$$ on base. Wagers to be placed in the last hour today – risque, non?

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  7. Rand

    “We are an express elevator to hell, going down!”.
    Exerpt from aliens
    I get to kick obama in the ass when i get there too!

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    • Dirk Diggler

      Obama has nothing to do with any of this. He’s sticking to the script written by the 12 guys who run the world. If you want some asses to kick, start with Frank, Summers, and Paulson – aka the agents of doom.

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  8. gs

    either way, you were raped less than 24 hours after you said you were all in.

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    • Dirk Diggler

      Unlike your mom, not able to un-rape herself the night you were conceived. Fly made a mistake, sacked up, fixed it.

      /too far

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  9. Gregor

    As usual there’s a quiet genius in your short posts, and this one especially. I favor the idea that the person who plots revenge on the Invitation sender on a Saturday night, will have to face a number of indignities come Monday morning. Oh, and BTW, it makes sense you’d like Boston. We can actually claim some moderate level of intelligence up here, don’t you know. (Snort).

    G

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  10. tw

    “Life is nothing more than a series of coincidences exacerbated by our actions.”

    Outstanding.

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  11. Vegas Martin

    Senor Tropicana, I wanted to get your thoughts on playing NVDA to the upside via options should this market reverse. NVDA reports on August 13 I believe. Iโ€™m thinking of picking up a bunch of $12 options for the August 20 expiration at a mere $0.13 right now. The stock has been over $12 for almost a year until it got raped in April. Good opportunity to pick up a nice bounce if the earnings are good. Your thoughts?

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  12. TheArtist

    this leg down will be followed by one more leg up, then it is down the elevator shaft. I will sell my FAZ and DRV one more time, then buy it back one more time and this next time I will hold it for a good long while.

    The next leg up will trap bulls into believing we are at a bottom and they will jump in feet first long, and be clown raped like the last tulip buyer of 1637

    carry on.

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    • omfgitsjd

      Yeah, I’m thinking this quarter is going to be a bit bearish to reflect the potential downside that exists for 2011. I’ve moved to the 30% cash side for the time being. There may be some upside rally left here, but I’m going to see how bearish this quarter can get and get back in at some lows.

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  13. HawaiiFive0

    Fly,

    Just noticed the PPt blueprint. Don’t know how long its been posted, but I plan to start trying it out on hypothetical buys and see what happens.

    Very cool!

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  14. HAL2000

    It’s philosophical Friday?

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  15. alphadawgg

    what to do, what to do, what to do?

    Maybe I’ll go eat a samwich….double decker pastrami with extra dijon….and an AAPL.

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  16. Purdy

    LT trend break in gold today. Lots of short set-ups in the diggers.

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  17. StocksRider

    fwiw, I told you folks to stay out yesterday before the market closed! Read that post with thoughts on what is going to happen next. It still holds – http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2010/07/15/whos-your-daddy/. The only change is that aggressive short based leveraged ETFs are being accumulated now. So get more careful.

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  18. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Nice post Dr. I too enjoy banking coin. As the Black Knight sez (sic) “I’ve had worse”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno

    Oh wait…

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  19. hubbs

    Fly – do you have a stop loss for NVDA? Thanks.

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  20. Le Fly

    No stop on anything, just allocation models

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  21. panamaorange

    Back into DDM at 41.28. Looking for at least one touch of VWAP in DIA , at 102.

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  22. lol

    Grabbed a lil silver today on a hunch

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    • gg

      i’m short slv, 17.75, looking to add more on break of 16.9….ur thinking bounce back to 18 or higher?

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  23. cw

    how you doin today mr. “all in”? ha ha ha.

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  24. noodle

    today record # of bannings?

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  25. Hammy

    soiree and hoodwink – cool words. i’m glad reading this sight will give me a smarter vocab too.

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  26. checklist

    We hit oversold per ppt today…

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  27. T MOE

    Stealth ???

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  28. Le Fly

    Start off by spelling site correctly

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  29. Le Fly

    Cw

    You’re bannes. Meet greg solomon

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  30. Trading_Nymph

    This is why you are great and I’m still learning……On Tuesday when the stupid short squeeze on the eur/usd started I was confused but didn’t sell and switch positions, instead I had to dig around for the reason for the total divergence and once I found the cause I waited for the squeeze to stop……Today the Eur/USD started to sell off, like it should have, and right at the 1.3000 level…Fly without even taking a breath switched positions….he is totally the Hot Guy at the party which everyone wants to hook up with….me I’m just handing out flyers to the next party.

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  31. Hammy

    today’s market reminds me of the alternate ending to charlie and the chocolate factory

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEgGE81joB8

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  32. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    They have stolen a full 2% from me today

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  33. noodle

    im up today

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  34. The_Real_Hmmm

    Covered GRMN and took a stab at AMED here. They’re in the midst of getting Sached a la the SEC, but I find their letter to the shareholders to hold some interesting points of contention; the lack of employee compensation incentive for home care therapy professionals to hit Medicare reimbursement thresholds being one of them. Also, they don’t order the therapy, the physicians do.

    They are trading slightly under book and are the leader in quarterly revenue growth YoY in their industry (+20%). Short % of float is 42%. With their FY’10 EPS from a week ago of 5.63 (now 4.70) with a trailing p/e of 5.09 and forward p/e of 5.87, you could put a price of $29-33 on it.

    Tight leash.

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  35. noodle

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u965-x-l3w&feature=fvsr

    happy weekend all

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  36. StocksRider

    Scored 119% gain selling the remaining BYD shorts. Posted my trade updates and current thoughts – http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2010/07/16/trades-updates/

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  37. tgarfield

    Just as something to consider. The market has been up a lot AND it’s OPEX which has sold down on friday about 11 out of the last 10 times.

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    • The Sandman

      What happens the following Monday 11 out of the last 10 times??

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  38. Asteroids

    I sense fuckery. Even though we are down big, it’s been very controlled. No sense of panic, no big gaps down during the day. Be careful, it could turn around on a dime. This market is meat grinder both up and down.

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  39. tgarfield

    low for today is in.

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  40. Ix

    Well, this is a fine how do you do. Now the children can only eat bread and air sandwiches next week.

    Oh, wait, I hedged. They can have bread and bread, I’m feeling magnanimous.

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  41. Bman

    I am shorting this market for the next few days. Bought some QID.

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