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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Drama Queens

Quit being so fucking dramatic. Most of you people make me sick to the bottom of my stomach. If given the chance, I’d vomit on all of you, exorcist style.

There is nothing to make out of today. Quit getting all Sir Francis Bacon on me and fuck off. The market will do EXACTLY what I want it to, specifically for the purposes of supporting my unbridled spending habits. If you don’t believe me, come spend a night out on the town with me and Mrs. Fly.

For the day, I was up again, pushing my YTD gains upwards of 45%.

Top picks: NVDA, CIEN

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44 comments

  1. James

    Sure. What does Mrs. Fly look like….

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    • Taqiyya

      The wise man says after aperiod of time certain, all married couples start to look like each other. Answer your question? Of course the same dumb shit wise man says the same thing about you and your dog so let that be your guide.

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      • SteveTheNeighbor
        SteveTheNeighbor

        I can answer that question as I am Fly’s neighbor. She is very very good looking and nice too. She makes sure the illegal Mexican gardeners that Fly has hired have plenty of water on hot days and makes sure the shed they live in, which is located on Fly’s property, is properly cooled and heated.
        She also drives Fly, Jr. and Steve, Jr. to their after school activities and always picks up the empty beer cans Fly tosses out on the front lawn.
        Although you didn’t ask you should know that Mrs. Steve is very hot. She was Miss Borscht Belt 1982.

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  2. jworthy

    Can you re-tell that story where you bought the whole restaurant rib-eyes, please?

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  3. xxxHuggieBearxxx
    xxxHuggieBearxxx

    Now you are just getting greedy….

    I am up something like 8% now, after having been up 85%. I am slow and steady trying to win the race now, however….i’d be happy with 20% at end of year.

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    • alphadawgg

      85% down to 8%?……and you haven’t fallen head first into any sharp objects yet?

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      • xxxHuggieBearxxx
        xxxHuggieBearxxx

        Was worse than that at one point. Went full retard. Anyway, im on the slow and steady path now. Was trading crude futures and picked a bad day to get distracted.

        I’m on the right path now though….slow and steady, slow and steady.

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  4. I Leech

    I’m on my way for that night on the town.
    I’ll even buy and shit.

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  5. The Fly

    This is why this country needs an armed revolt

    http://wcbstv.com/local/recycling.fine.discarded.2.1800611.html

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    • alphadawgg

      The stupid people are in charge. Another prime reason why I do not live in NY—or any other place that bans a man’s right to carry implements of destruction.

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    • ecchymosis

      It’s coming…It’s coming

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    • Prospectus

      Don’t worry, that shitbox will go full “Escape From New York”, sans Snake, within a few years

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    • damnitall

      After reading that article you posted I think the first line of your blog is most appropriate!

      …..Quit being so fucking dramatic. Most of you people make me sick to the bottom of my stomach. If given the chance, I’d vomit on all of you, exorcist style.

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    • omfgitsjd

      Truly egregious

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  6. No One

    “As the commodity price goes up, theft of that commodity goes up,” Sanitation Commissioner John Doherty said.

    Forget silver and gold.
    Garbage is the new commodity.
    NY is getting more and more ridiculous.

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  7. SunnyCHI

    I’m up 4000%… yeah, right….
    C, CLF, FTK, EWZ trading lower.
    I’m starting to smell shit… of the bullish variety. It’s starting to smell so bad that I ACTUALLY did vomit a little.

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  8. StocksRider

    Into the close – Booked huge gains on remaining longs!! Letting a small portion of longs ride. See my trading updates here along with links to current strategy – http://www.ibankcoin.com/peanut_gallery/index.php/2010/07/14/trade-updates-2/

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  9. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    “Most of you people make me sick to the bottom of my stomach. If given the chance, I’d vomit on all of you, exorcist style.”

    Must have been that Thai food you were telling us about unless you got some bad clams …

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  10. Yungmula

    Fly, tomorrow i call OB 3.20.

    NVDA, AAPL, LVS

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  11. shaz

    props for listening to local natives.

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  12. The_Real_Hmmm

    I did a profile search for 4G and found this interesting company: AVNW.

    Cash on hand covers their debt and more, cash flow positive, just appointed a new CEO and currently trading at $3.93 with a book value of $5.89.

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  13. arch

    im selling all my FAS right now…going 100% cash…

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  14. dougy kass

    bro!….. , “don’t call me bro!” , oh i mean, Mr. Fly…………. Local Natives, good choice…. that bird knock some good musical taste in your head.

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  15. Diver Dan

    I was up today. I did what fly said, so I was up today.

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  16. chessnwine

    America in 2010

    http://yfrog.com/9ehrzuj

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  17. helicopter ben rules!
    helicopter ben rules!

    It’s party time on Wall St. because of never ending ZIRP and the promises of more Helicopter money from out of control money printer Benny, but Main St. is totally and completely fucked and no amount of money printing is gonna change that. Money printing only means bigger bonus checks for the fatcat speculators. Meanwhile middle class America gets annihilated.

    “One can continue to hold the fantasy that an army of well paid massage therapists or clerks at Trader Joe’s can offset the impact of not just absolute declines in manufacturing employment but also absolute declines in manufacturing capacity. Holding onto that fantasy is much easier than recognizing that maybe, just maybe, the economic consequences of trade with China have been much more severe and long lasting than officialdom is willing to acknowledge. ”

    http://economistsview.typepad.com/timduy/2010/07/deficitwidens.html

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  18. Le Fly

    China gdp +11%

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  19. Bullish

    China GDP up 11.1, now let’s hear all the drama queens tell me how horrible that was. They are falling off a cliff!

    Anyone see what Singapore’s growth rate was the other night?

    The world is growing and there’s nothing the bearshitters can do about it.

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  20. Bullish

    China GDP up 11.1, now let’s hear all the drama queens tell me how horrible that was. They are falling off a cliff!

    Anyone see what Singapore’s growth rate was the other night?

    The world is growing and there’s nothing the bearshitters can do about it.

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    • helicopter ben rules!
      helicopter ben rules!

      Of course China is growing we send all of our jobs and borrowed money over there in return for ipods and flat screen tv’s… China is booming because the bankrupt US consumer got another cash advance from QE and Trillion dollar deficits and promptly sent the money to the Chicoms. The Ponzi scheme continues. Party On!

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  21. arch

    s&p going to 550
    dow going to 3500
    aapl going to $45.00

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    • helicopter ben rules!
      helicopter ben rules!

      Nope… the Ponzi bubble market will be pumped up at all costs. We will get Dow 30K but a gallon of milk will cost $30. Our currency will be sacrificed so that the illusion of prosperity can continue. Print print and print are the only 3 things Benny knows how to do.

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  22. StocksRider

    Enjoy this graph on china gdp since 1960 http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=ny_gdp_mktp_cd&idim=country:CHN&dl=en&hl=en&q=china+gdp+data#met=ny_gdp_mktp_cd&idim=country:CHN

    the only catch I just saw is the data is only through 2008

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  23. arch

    i will be deploying stocks of mass destruction soon…real soon

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