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China’s Stupid Market in Bear Mode

It’s official: the fetus soup lovers from the Orient are in a bear market, now down more than 20% for the year.

In other apocalyptic related news, the price of sugar is now in a fucking depression, as the entire world, in unison, kindly declines that second lump of sweet cancer at their local coffee shoppe.

Finally, just in case you missed it, Samsonite Hamburgalar’s take on the EU bail out.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQ4DO8b3CY 616 500]

Still feeling lucking, punk-bitch?

UPDATE: Get one. Indeud!

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30 comments

  1. BernieCornfeld

    No more burritos for you! Wait unti we find out their accounting is fucked too!

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    • omfgitsjd

      Perhaps China will announce that it will seek statehood and become 51st state of the US.

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  2. tradingnymph

    OK now I have a Question …….In the past, when this happens, China Rolls over and yet we are melting up….what normally happens next?

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    • The Fly

      Ask Mr. DevilDog

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      • tradingnymph

        Here Doggie, Doggie…….where is that darn dog…..If Mr DevilDog also has an aka living in Singapore, I already have…..ouch

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        • Yogi & Boo Boo
          Yogi & Boo Boo

          TN, You never had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Devil Dog, his extremely large positions in inverse ETFs, his S&P @125 call, and his Dodge Viper, did you?

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  3. scum bucket bitchez
    scum bucket bitchez

    You need to kick back in a brand new Hancock & Moore leather recliner with a glass of very old, very fine scotch whiskey and chill the fuck out. Life is too short to spend every waking minute agonizing over some chinese made busted ass flexsteel knockoff with a fistful of artificially sweetened (caffeinated and carbonated) swill juice.

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    • The Fly

      That’s a good suggestion.

      Now here’s one for you: go fuck yourself inside a Jennifer Convertible pull out bed, then get your fingers caught in the gears.

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      • Treepart

        “Scrotum and/or Vagina caught in the gears” offers more comedic punch. Or better yet, ‘Uncircumcised European cock caught in the gears”

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  4. tradingnymph

    Again thank you for the VXX

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    • FIG = Fly Is God
      FIG = Fly Is God

      Get a set of balls…….

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      • tradingnymph

        lol…..lame on so many levels….you need something in the head, not the legs to play in this game.

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        • FIG = Fly Is God
          FIG = Fly Is God

          I got a Fly on my head……… what more do I need…….. what game is being played? Cartoons?

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  5. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    < SGG = < CPO

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  6. sailorboy

    isn’t shanghai near where it was bought on its last major dip in sep09? can’t wait to see if those buyers come out again.

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    • tradingnymph

      That was yesterday, it’s 40 pts under tonight so far going into their lunchtime.

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  7. YaBollox

    That’ll teach those fuckers to keep the Yuan tied to the dollar.

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  8. JakeGint

    Indeud…their are still heroes out there.

    Get lucky.

    _____

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  9. noodleboy

    jake when do we print 2k?

    also I feel like some sweet and sour soup right obo now

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  10. Po Pimp

    What the f’ just happened? /ES went from like -6.00 to even in what seemed like 2 minutes. Earl’s shootin’ up too.

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  11. slim

    Yawn….

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  12. Prospectus

    Found a poster featuring The Fly’s dog: http://www.boingboing.net/201005111620.jpg

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  13. J

    Just bought some EWG the DAX ETF on the back that i think the German stock market will do well as the ECB will end up running totally inappropriate monetary policy for Germany and over heat the markets there.

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  14. GETGroup

    Is this the best place to say “nailed it”?

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