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He Who Laughs Last

Any of you fuckers want to doubt the sublime harmony of mathematical precision aka The PPT, now?

I didn’t think so.



Live Crash Coverage:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsCeSkthACM 616 500]

El Erian on the Greek crisis:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbS7fCMPT48 616 500]

Cramer on The Procter & Gamble Company The Procter & Gamble Company The Procter & Gamble Company [[PG]] today:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4jotxBOhNI 616 500]

Classic Krull

His experience in today’s bloodbath.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqKAPRWFKZ4&feature=watch_response_rev 616 500] [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH9BsfyI3JI&playnext_from=TL&videos=75Z8e4640mA&feature=sub 616 500]

MOOBER’S Vid of the crash, as experienced in The PPT (Thanks MOOBS!)

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131 comments

  1. Rand

    New york times say something happened in chicago to cause the free fall today, they say investigation ongoing. Funny, its in obamas back yard.

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  2. Rand

    Japanese market taking another plunge, hows tomorrow going to be?
    Me, i am gearing up for my second job, in the poorer districts of louisiana, and it makes me think, it could be worse.
    So, hows your day going to go tomorrow?
    Its always greener somewhere else. The fly is right, there is a better day coming.
    Hows your day going to go tomorrow?

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    • Dave

      My day is going to go like this: I’m going to short a stock or two that I will have researched tonight. I’ll use trailing stops in case of unexpected fuckery, and then I’ll watch the show. If the stock I short declines as anticipated, I’ll visit its message boards and read a little of the lamentations of the longs. Then maybe I’ll go out for a leisurely lunch. Maybe sushi, maybe Brazilian, I’m not sure.

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  3. Le Fly

    Mukchuck

    Pick a stock then leave a wall note on the lower right of page. Uset notes are stock specific

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  4. HuggieBear

    This is no time for gloating, i need direction.

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    • The Fly

      Japan injects 2 trill yen into mkt

      Huggie

      I give guidance all day every day. You simply choose to ignore the stock Gods.

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      • HuggieBear

        Fair and correct. Truthfully, you are generous with insightful and accurate advice for no apparently good reason. I didn’t mean to suggest otherwise.

        And your current tactical direction is “do not buy”. Great, and probably all i really need to know.

        That said, I’m interested into some strategic insights, or a little more about the “why” and what might cause that tactical direction to change.

        I realize i should probably just come here and get my daily marching orders but i’m the inquisitive sort.

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        • The Fly

          I am building a top 10 buy list, with the sincere hopes of buying the margin liquidations of many of the good folks reading this blog.

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          • HuggieBear

            Perfect, now thats what im talking about.

            Because if im not buying now, i need something to look forward to.

            And you know as well as i do, the opportunities will most likely prove fleeting.

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  5. disaffected

    Please, look in to your time machine and tell me when the ‘contagion’ will spread to the United States and how should I prepare myself….TBT, Gold?

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  6. JimH

    Any of you want to doubt the final confirmation of the myth of the rational market theory???

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  7. francesco

    2.04 is a number supposed to scream BUY
    by the way ..

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  8. francesco

    ..and you know better then me this market is not a market to buy now ..

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    • The Fly

      2.04 is extreme oversold. However, that does not mean you go out and buy right away. A bounce is near and it might come tomorrow. Who knows?

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  9. Need some more cowbell
    Need some more cowbell

    What a day….. Perhaps all that is needed is a little more cowbell…… Fabulous SNL skit … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mie9hhQTUM

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  10. scum bucket bitchez
    scum bucket bitchez

    I have a number in mind but it damn sure isn’t 1125.

    LULZ

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  11. Leo

    LOL couple days ago you are talking about the PPT approaching the oversold level and now that we get a megacrash we are supposed to praise you? Come on…

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    • HuggieBear

      Don’t be an idiot. He’s been taking heat for weeks for being too conservatively positioned, which has now resulted in him being positive on a -4% day.

      I dont think the PPT is supposed to be able to predict that the monkeys in Greece were going to riot or that the broken robots were going to go HAL on everyone.

      The guys calls have been right and he’s had the nerve to stick with them even when he looked like a numskull and a half-wit.

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      • Leo

        But the PPT told us nothing useful in this case so why point to that instead of his positions and super calculator brain? Sales, that’s why. Weak.

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        • Yogi & Boo Boo
          Yogi & Boo Boo

          Look – PPT was screaming caution for the whole last portion of the move up. It was spot on during the entire bear market rally since March 2009. If you lightened up you were safe. If not you got hurt. What’s so hard to understand?

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        • HuggieBear

          Bullshit, the PPT has read extremely overbought for a while. Any monkey who would have lightened up as a result would now be a luck MFer who missed the biggest crash since ’87.

          I dont think anyone is saying its flawless but lets not mischaracterize where the PPT would have had someone positioned during this hellstorm.

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    • The Fly

      IT NEVER REACHED THE OVERSOLD LEVEL. I do not edit these charts to fit my bragging. Those are all instances , no editing.

      FUCKFACE

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  12. Gold and Sacks Robots
    Gold and Sacks Robots

    You guys didn’t read the fine print on page 42 of the contract???…40 points a day goin up, 400 points a day goin down.

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    • Caligula

      Stairs up and elevator down

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      • MA 161-180 A.D.
        MA 161-180 A.D.

        Caligula was very tall, with spindly legs and a thin neck. His eyes and temples were sunken and his forehead broad and glowering. His hair was thin and he was bald on top, though he had a hairy body (during his reign it was a crime punishable by death to look down on him as he passed by, or to mention a goat in his presence).

        Scripts say epilepsy, or some other physical cause, violently affected his mental state, and he became totally irrational, with delusions not only of grandeur but also of divinity.

        Caligula had a life full of trials, tribulations, truth and consequences………..

        I love Roman history…..

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    • HuggieBear

      Yeah WHAT THE FUCK

      Let me tell you something, 40 points a day isn’t going to cut it going forward. I’m sending over my people to renegotiate my contract, i want no less than 80 points per day, including a 300 point upfront bonus on May 7th.

      Additionally, I would like a guaranteed delivery of bonus points, minimum of 250, between 12/26 and 1/1 of each and every year.

      Failure to agree to these terms is likely to result in some form of litigation or other persuasion.

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  13. The Fly

    If anyone reads that chart and thinks it offers no value to market timing, then you are, without a doubt, a fucktarded goat fucker.

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    • HuggieBear

      I think that fucked-up broken robot candle from today may be skewing the score…

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      • cebu sun

        I wonder if the Chicago denial of stock orders was a telephone switching problem: when the JPM etc robots find a trade i presume it’s robot dialed and executed. if the market phone is busy it disconnects and redials immediately. Do-loop ad infinitum. Multiply by 500 robots and you have massive congestion.

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  14. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Question now is will we bounce off the 2.04 hybrid. If that happens there shall be no doubt from anyone. Based on Hybrid we should be buying this dip.

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    • HuggieBear

      Someone recently asked a timely and prescient question as to what le fly would have done when the PPT reached oversold scores during the 2008 fuckery. I never did catch the answer….

      from today’s guidance it seems a temporary override is in effect.

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    • HuggieBear

      is that the sign of the devil there or what

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    • wilmer

      How the fuck do you untangle that? You can’t.

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    • Doc

      Bears make money, bulls make money, PIIGS get slaughtered?

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    • The_Real_Hmmm

      Excellent, this saved me alot of research time. Thanks.

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler
      Mr. Cain Thaler

      Thanks, I’ve been looking for something like that for a while.

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  15. wabisabi

    he who smelt it dealt it.

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  16. Gold and Sacks Robots
    Gold and Sacks Robots

    Fly, GMXR @ 7…yes,no, not yet???

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    • HuggieBear

      Fuck GMXR

      I dumped that shit today.

      My single worst loss.

      With the market plunging like this there is better shit to buy if yer going to be buyin’

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo
      Yogi & Boo Boo

      FWIW – I bought a tiny bit today for May seasonality.

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  17. dave

    Where is CAs tab?

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  18. tom

    can you explain how the number work is brief please in the ptt??

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  19. rookie

    hey fly,

    please advise on your GS position… i bought in @ 151…. exactly the same price i sold it at 4 years .. funny how things come full circle.

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  20. The Fly

    I am long 6,000 GS from high 153’s. I will add another 4,000 shares , as needed. Basically, I NEED some long exposure, in order to not get VXX raped if the market reverses. GS is one of my core longs.

    The PPT is FAR MORE than the bullshit that you little idiots play with. It took 9 months to develop and we improve upon it every single day, for it is my obsession. The algorithms are very sophisticated, much more than you can ever understand. I do not tell you this to sell you anything. For fuck’s sake, I am practically giving it away. I tell you because it works.

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    • rookie

      thanks fly – the more i come to this site the more i am becoming a believer ! a few more good calls from you and i’m signing up….

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      • The Fly

        lol.

        only do so if you think it will help you. Aside from the tool, we have a real time user notes section too \, where we all shares trades

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        • muktukchuck

          Monsieur Le Fly — despite my high 3 digit IQ (88.3) I haven’t determined how to post a user note, please enlighten me.

          Endoscopy — glad to hear you’re up to snuff. I had my endoscopy and colonoscopy in the same session, if they used the same scope I hope the got the order right. Stay away from the anti-inflamatories — they put holes in your guts.

          p.s. Got the spam protect score right on the second try.

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    • MX2101

      Based on what Fly has said, this web site is very small compared to his other professional activities. I think he is quite generous and devotes much time and serious attention to this site, undoubtedly not in proportion to the income from the site.

      In other words- many of you are very lucky Fly even bothers to do this. Most people would not, if they were in his situation, I think.

      Btw- The PPT site is populated with gentlemen and ladies who are collectively demonstrating a strong market hand, with style and civility. This is in addition to the PPT tool, which is a world unto itself.

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      • MX2101

        rookie-

        I should add that your trades are your own and YOU are responsible for them, no matter what someone said to do, even at a pay site.

        With an appropriate effort on your part, you can use the PPT tool to find your own trades.
        It is all about improving your edge, not following someone.

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  21. sailorboy

    broken trades?!? broken market. assuming uncle b is still in charge, we are almost guaranteed to be an upmarket tomorrow and likely through the following week.

    obama wants to put hedgies out of business? the best way to do it is to squash volatility right here and right now. the number of negative derivatives put on today is mind boggling. everybody on the fucking planet is short now and no one will buy stocks in a “deflationary” stock market unless they think the bottom is in.

    assuming uncle b really is still in control of this shit show, the question is how long he takes to put a bottom in. today? tomorrow? soon.

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  22. Goldie

    Did I miss something? What happened to chart addict?

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  23. Tony

    The lesson from today is have an open GTC bid of 0.02 on every stock in the market. some hedge funds got blown out today, thats for sure.

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  24. JROD

    When the fly was buying @11200 I warned this blog not to follow suit. When he bought yesterday I did the same. You want direction: here it goes
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    PLUNGE

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  25. Le Fly

    If u are long, sell

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  26. Purdy

    “We are Japan”

    Yeah, except that the Japanese sell their zero interest debt to Japanese citizen/savers …we, on the other hand, spend everything we make and are reliant on foreign governments wanting to keep us being Japan.

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    • quacker

      When the stock market dropping 1000 points many sweet old grandma’s will be interested in buying something perceived to be less volatile…. i.e. us treasurys, MBS, etc

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  27. j

    Any of you fuckers want to doubt the sublime harmony of mathematical precision aka The PPT, now?

    I didn’t think so.

    Sorry Ms Le fly, but I don’t get your point. The market has broken right though the trendline. Is that what you’re suggesting?

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  28. Dr Fly

    No.

    I’ve been warning of this , backed by 3.00 PPT readings for more than a month now. I just felt it was incumbent upon me to rub it in.

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  29. QJ

    I mostly trade futures and I bought into ES 1150, and when the market turned down I held the position looking for a bounce. But the futures started lagging and then just collapsed. From 2:40 to 3, everytime I refreshed my account I was loosing 2-3%, it was just devasting, my whole account was falling apart. I thought I would lose everything. Fortunately, the market turned quick and I was able to sell, but this market is completely rigged and I am done with it.

    QJ

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    • omfgitsjd

      Today must have been emotional rollercoaster day.

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    • Po Pimp

      Days like this make me happy I don’t trade options and don’t use margin. Bad enough as it was, I don’t need to be magnifying my dumbassedness.

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    • QuietStorm

      “and they we’re all at TEN DOLLARS,,,” fucking classic face.

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    • tradingnymph

      Who’s this Krull person? BTW Shanghai Comp opened to test it’s Sept 2009 low…but so far it is holding that support going into their lunch break….UK election buzz all night…OZ is back up over .8900…If Shanghai holds support we will probably chop around 1110 tomorrow, after the move we had today…market needs to rest imho

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      • Po Pimp

        Something about that lunch break thing they do bugs the shit out of me. It’s another thing that I classify as “beyond retarded”.

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        • tradingnymph

          I know, it’s kinda funny, everyone stops trading mid day and goes to lunch…markets stop. Anyway, so far it is holding that key support….but getting weaker into the close.

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  30. No One

    He is doing well considering he lost couple hundred thousand.
    You know we’re going up tomorrow.

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  31. No One

    Funny how no one complains when the market’s been going up every single day.
    That glitch has been going on for a year….

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    • tradingnymph

      No One, I don’t think it is a glitch of course but that stupid program trade following close of Oil Trading or whatever…but you watch it too huh….you could almost set your watch to it. Of course it was never like this, it was sort of like super turbo which set off everyone elses black boxes…with 70% plus of all trades being done by high speed computers it is really kinda assulting to even suggest it was anything else.

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  32. mhass33

    In one of those clips they say “circuit breakers dont kick in after 2:30”. what is that a reference to? before 2:30 circuit breakers would prevent such a collapse?

    if that’s the case then bleier’s consipracy theory gets even more interesting…

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  33. YaBollox

    PPT nailed it! It was so accurate, I’m thinking it may have been an inside job. How fat are PPT’s fingers?

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  34. Tony

    was today’s market action part of the “financial terrorism” drill for NLE10?

    The action was too perfect. All sellers and zero buyers for about a 5-minute period, so trades gapped down all the way to just a smidge above the circuit breaker (would have tripped at 1053 on S&P). then kept gapping up as there were no offers and bids came in to move the market back up.

    did GS & JPM use a planned NLE10 drill to start dumping part of the TARP stash they bought in March ’09? someone knew about this, because there were ZERO bids on the way down from 1100-1060 over the course of a few minutes. the buyers simply vanished at 2:43-2:46. spreads were 10 handles wide! bid 1060.00 ask 1070.00 that is completely illiquid. look at the T&S data on the full SPX contracts.

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  35. TA

    That Krull shit is serious fucking funny
    Thanks Fly, considering the day we had you totally made it

    We’re back to Mar 2009 levels on the McClellan if anyone is wondering
    And yes I bought a few SPY calls just as the water started rushing down the drain
    This is great http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppEJ8r7bQ2o

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    • JakeGint

      LOL… sounds like Vincini (sp?) from the Princess Bride…. “NEVER match wits with a Sicilian in games of DEATHHH!”

      _________

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  36. JakeGint

    If you want to stay safe amidst the shit storms you must save your pennies… for pennes!

    ++++++++++++++++++

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  37. kushzilla

    lol kroll

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  38. thehavocmeister
    thehavocmeister

    Think, McFly, think.

    Everything has now gone macro. Best bet for the money is volatility. You pukes should be buying more VXX.

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  39. MOOBER

    I made a little video of what was going on in the PPT today, if you’re interested:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbynkUDnd7I&

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  40. FEMA Camp

    We’re baaccck

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  41. elan

    i understand FLY saying dont buy now, and cramer saying dont buy…but what about us FOOLS who are already INVESTED , and are getting creamed..obviously I dont want to sell my positions now?

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  42. Buckeye Bob

    Futures are moving all over the place tonight, the big V is back,at least until the good jobs report and ppt get to work in the am

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  43. thehavocmeister
    thehavocmeister

    The blood’s not running just yet. But soon, though.

    CBs have been amassing EUR over the YEARS because of antipathy towards the USD. That’s all about to unwind in a big way. EUR to parity with the dollar as wave after wave of selling pummels it down. Where do you think they will run to?

    Stocks are screwed. As investors panic, Obama’s treasury will sell all $2 trillion of those bonds this year, after all.

    A market meltdown will help perpetuate bonds sales and deficit spending. Odd, no?

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  44. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Is it just me or did the “widely held” stocks seem to tank more into the panic than others … ETF and Index selling accounting for that or smart $ getting out as I read elsewhere?

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  45. Damon

    Big gut punch, as I predicted last night.

    You think the man behind the curtain gives a sh-t?

    However, no matter how it finally gets spun……they can’t be happy to see the black box doing what it did today, with all their uber-advanced math al-gore-rhythms, or not.

    I think that “the man” will find a way to turn this into a buying opportunity….somehow.

    God bless The Fly and the PPT.

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  46. omfgitsjd

    Someone needs to explain how the f&%K EXC went to zero today and then bounced back and how our system could allow that kind of thing.

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    • Gold and Sacks Robots
      Gold and Sacks Robots

      We just call it majic…Fly didn’t even have time to throw up poof wizard before he would have had to take it down and post a rally monkey…now even the internet is too slow for the times we live in

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      • omfgitsjd

        Well, I can tell you that I’m heavy in EXC. I don’t care who did it, but I do care how the system allowed such a homofied event to occur.

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  47. omfgitsjd

    I meant yesterday, by the way.

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  48. omfgitsjd

    So is British Petroleum going to get away with taking a big dump in the gulf or what?

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    • DMG

      Of course they are. After closer examination, we’ve found out it is all Bush’s fault.

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      • riggedgame

        It sure as fuck was! Dickhead Cheney worked out this Gulf unrestricted drilling
        in his SECRET meetings with Big Oil to set future energy policy in 2001.

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        • TheArtist

          and don’t forget Cheney’s precious HAL are in it too.

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  49. Carsony

    Vxx thank god for my vxx, off setting my losses thanks fly

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  50. Gold and Sacks Robots
    Gold and Sacks Robots

    I think option premiums go up after this deal- who’s going to write puts or calls after watching their life flash in front of them,may even be bullish on equities as option investors return to plain common stock

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  51. Sack Johnson

    i think its funny that even when someone like me has a limit and open market order in to buy SPY when the fuckshacks are soldout of vaseoline (ice cube style) YET not one of my orders are actually pushed through because?

    i was trying to sell my SPY put option May 110 that fuck’t me like a jackhammering dildo it would not sell until after the erroneuosness had funnel’d itself into the vortex and purchased shithole’s amounts of fuckin illiterate ducklings stocks. color me retarded but i wanted in and couldnt get a buy to go through in anything DD, SPY, GS, etc.

    until after the retards had turned and coughed

    anyone know why people dont go to male gay BBQs?

    cause the weenies taste like shit

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  52. Yogi & Boo Boo
    Yogi & Boo Boo

    Greifeld is a tool.

    I guess he wouldn’t have limit moves on Futures either.

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  53. Cascadian

    Stupid! Bailing out Greece makes all this shit happen. Don’t do it! Greece should willingly sacrifice itself for the rest of the world.

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  54. Cascadian

    If you bot ACN at a dime, and sold at 30– they cancel the purchase at a dime and you are short at 30 on the open? Is that what I’m hearing?

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  55. Taqiyya

    What is the compulsion to ruin a perfectly good satire by including reference to Cramer, the prince of penile self adoration. Spare us. Ooops! Forgot I do have a delete button.

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  56. Sack Johnson

    anyone seen dip buyers or did the fire marshall exit them out of the country and exile them to greece?

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  57. Yogi & Boo Boo
    Yogi & Boo Boo

    Look – The big boys are drunk and playing with dynamite. Time for the little ones to stay inside and sit on their hands. If you don’t understand what’s going on you have no business entering orders. You will be decapitated.

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  58. MarshalN

    More fat fingers LOL

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  59. jjjsix6

    Now the hybrid score is 2.5. I guess I’m holding my shorts and puts a bit longer. Should I take some off the table? The market is already way lower than I really expected. 9.9 unemployment, this market is screwed. I DON”T KNOW WHAT TO DO! I’m up like 100% in a week.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo
      Yogi & Boo Boo

      You’re joking, right?

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      • jjjsix6

        No

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      • jjjsix6

        I’m not use to winning. Seriously, is this bitch going down more or am I just being a greedy bastard that needs some sense knocked into him. It’s a high quality problem.

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  60. ZenProfit

    Placing buy orders 59.9% from today’s open. Waiting for today’s 2:47pm “hiccup”.

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  61. Fat Finger Fred
    Fat Finger Fred

    I can’t wait until I get a page in the history books. Yipee!!!!!
    You know blaming thta on me is either the most retarded thing I’ve ever heard, or I’ll just make party time whenever I feel like it. Who wants discount stocks today? Hell, if it’s that easy lets make 2:30 every day party time. Buy some puts at 2:00, then when shit hits the fan… reverse and buy calls… fuck up all the computerized shit. Take that all you Hal 2000 fucks

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  62. Fat Finger Fred

    Forget a billion… how about a Nillion!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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    • lol

      Lets all put in a super large order for PG for $0.001… lets see if this fat finger shit works… I’m guessing not!

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  63. mustard seeds

    1987? Black Monday…? Too wierd….Daju vu and stuff….Kaiser your grandparents weren’t even born yet!

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  64. JT

    I was happy to be a part of the great manipulation experienced on Thursday. I will now remember where i was and what i was doing when the dow did its thing. And to think that i was making money all the way down. Thanks to my POS broker, i got no execution! 🙁

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