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Internet Morons

While you are over there trying to bet against me, I sit here laughing at you, for you are betting against nothing. It’s all a mirage, Mr. Quixote, as you race towards windmills and talking pelicans. I am still long my entire [[VXX]] position and I still have a monstrous cash position. The only difference between yesterday and today, I am long a fuckload of several stocks that are all advancing to the upside, save Fuel Systems Solutions, Inc. [[FSYS]] .

You need to remember something and remember it well: I’ve been banking coin in this market for over a decade now, with very little disruption. Every so often, I take a break, in order to feed into my many paranoias. But, generally speaking, I NEVER FUCKING LOSE.

Now I can see why you would be tempted to bet against me, since I am vastly superior to you in all facets of life. However, please remember, “The Fly” doesn’t hate you. He is just indifferent to your plight and couldn’t care less about your “new and improved investment strategy.”

As I sit here, munching on a salmon sandwich, crunching on a few chips, I am reminded of last night’s Fast Money, when I could not hear a fucking word they were saying because I was chomping on some chips. I was chomping on some chips then and I am chomping on some chips now, as the mustaches on my enemies faces grow larger.

In summary: bet against me; lose your fucking house. Watching teevee and chomping on chips is a bad idea. And, “The Fly” is going to win again, whether you like it or not.

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17 comments

  1. chessnwine

    The Fetus Soup was an inflection point for sure.

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  2. Random_Punk

    chips give me the shits anyway

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  3. noodleboy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju69PwaGZfM&feature=related

    nuff said

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  4. joe

    “He is just indifferent to your plight and couldn’t care less about your “new and improved investment strategy.””

    lol…What a cocksucker. LMAO

    Here’s something you always appreciate, advice:
    hold the remainder of your TLT. It will go up with this LAST legg-up og the market brought to you by APPL. Euro zone will fall appart in the next quarter and the HHendry approach will be helpful in creating coin! There’s only one currency to GOTO aand that’s the USD!

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    • The Fly

      ALREADY SOLD IT FUCKFACE

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    • Mr. Cain Thaler

      Until China unpegs the Yuan and you’re left looking like a jackass.

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      • joe

        Are you saying that you are not going to pay the $29 trading costs on an investment that you know it’s the right thing to do? nigguido!

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  5. Danified

    Too funny. Eating organic chips from Whole Foods? Fat free?

    Opened positions, added to positions, closed positions….. all and all a steady and profitable day.

    So many PPT’rs r in ETFC …. earnings out soon.

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  6. MOOBER

    Can I interest you in a Dorito?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgqnOqfehJE

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  7. Rand

    Cast the spell rope trick and go to that interdimensional space and let the world pass by.

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  8. Food Police

    The salmon is OK, but chips? Maybe Whole Foods chips are OK, but henceforth your salt intake is cut by 1/2.

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  9. Muir

    Excellent wisdom and judgement to be congratulated, my good sir!

    All save my one gentleman’s disagreement with you my good man, which so far, providence has demonstrated a hasty decision on your part.

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    • Po Pimp

      I saw that FTK closed down a whopping 0.04 today. You must be so proud of your $24 gain. I’m sorry, I was always told to not make fun of those less fortunate but your bravado about a 600 share short position makes me laugh.

      I

      Trouble

      Breathing

      Laugh

      Too

      Much

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  10. tradingnymph

    Any one else watching China tonight? Or just me……btw, Fly is so lucky to be doing this for 10 years…I so envy that…for me it’s not even 3 years yet…wonder what I will be like at that point? nevermind

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      It only gets better. Either you thrive and survive or you blow up and blow out.

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      • tradingnymph

        I have found my passion in life….some people paint, act, write….this is what I love….I don’t ever want to loose it…..it is one unbelievable fantastic journey already.

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  11. Gotham

    These chips are making me thirsty

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