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iBC Presents: Brimstone, Young Man, Brimstone!

I hope to receive numerous Oscar nominations for this short film. While watching, be sure to pretend you are French, via wearing silly hats and drinking copious amounts of Bordeaux with cheese niblets.

Bravo!

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59 comments

  1. Rand

    I was in louisiana this weekend, and saw that old fuk at the lake. Good movie.

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  2. Le Fly

    D bone

    I agree. No one is harder on my writing than me. A work in progress. I have some good ideas for next week

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  3. Father Know Best
    Father Know Best

    The movie should be rated R
    I sat my 5 kids in front of the tube
    to watch, and had to shut in down for
    cause of all the bad language.

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    • huh?

      you just figured that out tonite?

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    • Alvari40

      I saw that crazy neurotic fuck from Who Wants to Be a Dipshit do a stand-up routine in Tahoe a couple of years ago. He got no further than 5 minutes into his show and tallied up 5 “Fucks”, 3 “Assholes” and a symphony of jerk-off references when he spotted a family (children and all) 5 rows in. After washing his hands, he kicked the entire family out of the show after asking if anyone saw the warning on the marquee at the entrance. True story. Funny stuff. BTW, kids were giggling all the way out of the theater.

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  4. Father Know Best
    Father Know Best

    Lol

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  5. Le Fly

    Hey, are you fucking nuts? Dont you see the parental advisory pick on the front page? Everything i do and say
    Is double r rated.

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    • ottnott

      “Everything i do and say
      Is double r rated.”

      Especially what you were doing with your hands behind the desk at the 1:50 point.

      You need to get an intern for that.

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  6. Le Fly

    Pic rather

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  7. David Blaine

    Good video to watch while sitting the john

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  8. The Zombie

    Awesome!
    The Fly is God!

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  9. D-bone

    Could have been better.

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  10. The Zombie

    Devil Dog is one old fucker. Oscar noms for sure.

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    • J

      Zombie:

      That’s a longest thing on record that you’ve ever written? Yes?

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Not really …. he just looks that way since losing all his father’s $ on FAZ & SRS, seeing his Viper repo’d and his wife’s tits drop as much as the market rose. … he’s really only 34, such a travesty.

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      • Lessons from Devildog
        Lessons from Devildog

        A shame indeed.
        Loosing a lot of your own money is bad for your health. No doubt, loosing a bunch of your family’s money is even worse.

        DD was/is a fairly smart guy, but there are millions of smart broke guys. He made multiple critical mistakes. He was too damn hard-headed. He had his plan for what was going to happen,
        but refused to heed any contrary information. Mother market doesn’t take kindly to that kind of thinking.
        He bet the farm, no hedges, and lost. Fly did warn him.

        In 2 or 10 years he may be right, but he won’t be participating, from the sidelines.

        Fly,
        I was hoping you’d throw in some D-dog-isms like: such as: Write it down!
        He was subdued in the movie. In real (ibc internet-life) he was downright militant.

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  11. Pete

    LOL
    I looked forward to this all weekend (yes my life is pathetic right now)

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  12. mrkcbill

    “I fucking hate you with all of my life force”

    genius at work

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  13. TraderCaddy

    State Farm is getting ready for Hurricane season.
    They just cancelled one-fifth of it’s policies in Florida beginning 8/1/10 (beginning of the active season).
    Just got notice of almost a 50% increase of my homeowners premium (1 claim for $1200 in 30 years).
    Pricks and I am dumping them for my auto too.

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      But are you long the stock?

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      • MX2101

        That would be the insurance company version of heads I win, tails I win.

        I applied for disability insurance. Now they are “studying” my application and have not indicated when or if a policy will be issued. I think they will delay processing six months to see if I have not disclosed something.

        The agent says the policy is in force the moment I apply, but I think that is incorrect.

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        • uh huh

          The policy is in full force wrt them collecting your payments.
          If you make a claim, well, that would change things.
          heads they win, tails they win – that is the insurance business

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  14. StockPickingChicken

    State Farm is garbage. Why any person goes with them is beyond me. I guess they’ll find out if “State Farm is there…” When they need it most.

    Hint: They won’t be.

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  15. Larry

    Yep, a reel classic.
    A nomination induede.

    Haven’t watched a film this good since Bridge on The River Kwai.

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  16. scott

    riveting…

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  17. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    OEW Weekend Update:

    “On the very short term charts the SPX/NDX are now the most oversold they have been since the downtrend low in February. Quite an options expiration! As long as the SPX holds the OEW 1187 pivot range we expect the market to recover next week and make higher uptrend highs. Once it gets back over SPX 1200 it should gather upside momentum to reach the next OEW pivot at 1222. After that we’ll review the charts to see if one of those larger percentage pullbacks would be next. Extremely oversold conditions are often good buying opportunities in bull markets as long as the market holds support levels. When support levels fail better buying opportunities often occur only days later.”

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    • TA

      I have no respect for EW but if we really do recover the highs, all bets of continued downside are off.

      I just don’t see high odds of that happening especially if Obama starts beating various members of the XLF with the ugly stick.

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    • Po Pimp

      One day down 1.5% and the market is its most oversold in two months? Well I guess that makes sense considering we’ve only had like 3 down days since then… least that’s how it feels.

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  18. dishobgyn

    Dr Fly
    one shall not quit his day job for hollywood

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  19. Hammy

    if only they could draw a tat on the left side of the chest

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  20. slim

    “..while I bank so much coin my neighbors think I have a printing press….”

    Love it. Was the old guy Karl Denninger?

    In my neighborhood, you know that new street they were making a few months back, because all the existing lots and houses were sold at HIGHER PRICES than 2007? They’ve now sold that new street out. No joke, sold signs up and down the street. Street so filled with subcontractor cars you can’t even drive through it. So this weekend they are paying another big crew overtime to build a SECOND NEW STREET, this one even bigger that the last.

    Recovery here preceded the national recovery 4-6 months. I think this puppy is going to the moon soon.

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  21. jimmie

    fuggin epic bra

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  22. JakeGint

    LOL.

    Is it all over then?

    Are you serious, brah?

    ________

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  23. Po Pimp

    Oil plunges below $82 on volcano

    Swear to shit, oil speculators have to be the biggest knee-jerk reactionaries in the financial industry. The financial media does its part to spur it on. Just think, back in early February oil was falling under $75 and heading to <$70. Here we are two months later and oil PLUNGES below $82. Give me a fucking break already.

    But the best was way back in the great days of ’08 when oil was running up to $140. Back then all it took was a report of two redneck refinery workers from Pasadena, TX being too hungover to show up for work to add $10 to a barrel of oil.

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  24. Botepman

    Dong!!

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  25. j

    Shittybank reports net income of 4.4 billion and beats estimates by a mile and a 1/2. This is going to be a very interesting market today.

    tail and head winds.

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  26. j

    Never thought I see the day that Shitty bank would turn the market up from a slide.

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    • FIG

      The shitty bank didn’t do anything. Its now pretty clear to me what is going to happen here. The market will remain buoyed up. Those bots that GS and other have are now being controlled by the government in an elaborate scheme to somehow try and keep our economy afloat through everything. They are going to pass financial reform and prevent the market from falling at the same time. There is no telling how long this can last, but I would say until the tea partiers get so pissed off about it that they revolt. That will be years, most likely around the 2012 election. So, I see this market trading sideways from here on in. I am sticking by my SRS and ES. I sold NG on Friday.

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      • j

        FIG:

        Shitty had a bumper result. It was out of the ballpark and although it was long delayed it had an effect.

        By the way can you explain why you think ES is a100 dollar stock.

        Thanks.

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        • FIG

          Sure. Basically, at this point, the economy is ruined. It has been for years, and in 08, it was supposed to completely implode. Since then, all of the too big to fail organizations have been cooking their books with the assistance of government regulators. That is why I say Shitty bank didn’t do anything. As for ES. I gave it a $100 price just as a benchmark. I honestly don’t know how high it will go. However, my take on the situation is this. The days of big oil are over. Oil can no longer be found as easily as it used to. In addition, the third world is now using oil based products more than ever before. Something needs to change to provide the energy for a huge world population going forward. The big change will be that governments will now support nuclear power generation rather than making it harder for companies like ES. This means that governments are going to support nuclear power, and the big winners will be nuclear companies. ES is uniquely positioned in this space, and they are going to become one of the big winners in the new nuclear era. I honestly can’t tell you how high the stock will go, I do know it is severely undervalued right now for the money it currently brings in. Once the contracts start pouring in, I figure it will be taking off.

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          • j

            Thanks… I’m long of ES and USU.

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          • FIG

            It is hard to value these companies going forward. There are a lot of things that could happen in the marketplace that could hurt these companies. However, I think the government needs for nuclear to happen, so no matter what, they are going to keep these companies around and have them grow. I know you may think I’m nuts for saying these things, but that is where we have come now. The government has no choice but to go nuclear, so they are going to do it, and companies like ES and USU will profit. I like ES more than USU because USU is limited to the US, and they have no dividend, making the stock much more volatile. ES is the AREVA of the United States in my opinion.

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          • j

            I agree with the nuclear angle which is why I got in. I think it’s the only way to go if you want plentiful energy and eventually a really cheap source.

            I read today that the US would require something like 750 reactors to just keep things as they are in terms of energy consumption. That’s a big fucking nut to crack..

            Take a look.

            http://rogerpielkejr.blogspot.com/2010/04/krugman-removes-all-doubt.html

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          • FIG

            hence my $100 price target on ES. Thanks for the link. Time will tell.

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  27. degenerate

    Rumor has it that L. Blankfein was seen at the Aqueduct raceway over the weekend trying to hit the superfucktard to raise some cash.

    Gettum up Lloyd!

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    • j

      LLoyd’s fucked. It couldn’t happen to a bigger arsehole. He ran the currency side at one time and they were the biggest fuckheads on the street while he was in the market. He’s a first rate prick and he’s a goner.

      Good riddance to a shit head.

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      • mrkcbill

        j…love it when you start posting mate… means VIX gonna go up!

        Got anymore BA picks?
        I’m gonna buy some MSFT this morning.
        Fucked around with Mobile phones all weekend. These guys will get more than their share.
        $40 stock easy.

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        • j

          I fucking hate microtheft. I wish they would go broke. Had a problem with their software last week where I had a box telling me to phone them as there was something wrong with ID data and the sacks of shit wanted to charge me 80 bucks to help me as a result of a problem they created with the ID. They truly are worthless sacks of shit. I’d never own that fucking stock.. Ever!

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  28. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Mr. Obama goes to Wall Street Part Deux. The saga continues…

    But seriously folks, Democrats are feeling the power not in a way since probably the Johnson Administration in the 1960’s. If you think the war on Wall Street is over… Just sayin’ If it pays dividends (political that is) it’s fair game. Trade accordingly to the new rulz.

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  29. panamaorange

    Im still swing short, but on an intraday scalp basis—
    XLB should have a nice temporary bounce into close

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