I’ve purchased a real jungle type gorilla (not the zoo type variety), and will set him loose on the NYSE trading pits, with explicit sell orders on my behalf. Failure to recognize my “Trading Gorilla” will result in the immediate, and likely extremely punitive, lawsuit versus the cowards and species discriminators over at the exchange aka “the old boys club.” Let it be called the “old boys club,” plus a few “jungle variety gorillas.”
Krull, regarding the markets: This is too fucking funny. My favorite part is at the end. You will know what I mean, when you see it.
[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hreceqzr98Q&playnext_from=TL&videos=7THvSujWcT4&feature=sub 616 500]LE UPDÁTE!
That video was so unintentionally hilarious, i laugh cried. You’re on a roll M. Le Fly.
Times like these you forget about a pullback. Ya you go full rambo throwing everything you can get your hands on in the shopping cart then bam!!!! Your money is gone and you have to pull all you put in your shopping cart back..and you walk out of the pigly wiggly filling like a smuck.
Sanity is fart better than a rich fool.
Lemme guess.. he gets the axe in under 24 hours.
STILL MAD OVER RW?
Absolutely.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hreceqzr98Q&playnext_from=TL&videos=7THvSujWcT4&feature=sub
Fuck that was hilarious. Krull is so great, especially when he’s angry or being fucking ridiculous.
I imagine Karl lives under a rain cloud somewhere in that lawless swamp. Someone should get one of those huge daisies from the allergy commercials and hit him with it.
Nevermind the Gorilla, when’s the fucking Pelican coming back?
He can take over Gio’s blog
I agree. There’s been more interest in the fucking Pelican than anything else on iBC as of late; bring that deep-billed motherfucker back Fly.
Seriously. This shite [sic] will come from nowhere.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jojNzvtP6LY
DENNINGER AT TEA PARTY
KLASSIC KARL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Klmj0zjEc&playnext_from=TL&videos=5iCLo34q2uw&feature=sub
Fly- Do you have a job for me, too?
http://www.televisiontunes.com/Magilla_Gorilla.html
LOL at Krull and Denninger.
Almost as creepy as The Fly’s robotic voices . . .
I am stealing that, so sue me.
“Full Rambo” with nuclear charged bow and arrows.
Oh isn’t it so easy to make a call now AFTER Google earnings and AFTER futures are down tonight.
Don’t make it sound like you knew where tomorrow was heading numbnuts. Obviously you bozos are basing it on whats happening 7 hours after the markets have closed and futures are giving you direction.
And don’t say you got short positions on because nobody is going to believe you. Majority of you got stuck long after the bell. I know. I can tell by your pumps.
I’m still net short this market. Long only a few select names.
So suck ass
And yes I have been taking my ass kickings in stride. Lots of small losses , but ready for the big win.
This market is built on shit!! Even if you’re not a true bear, but you can see through all the bullshit in front of us, you would at least have some protection. I mean, at least owning some far out dated far out of the money puts on the SPY, Something???
Still? LOL that means you’re a loser both in your “limited selection of longs” and in your shorts.
Fucking genius is so confused he doesn’t know which way to lean.
The only ass sucking going on around here is your own. You should spit out your ass for a second and take a deep breath.
Better to be stubborn than rich
Tell me your positions. TNQT? FTK? Some dumbass longs you followed Fly in? Bowowowowahaha you numbnuts he’s fading you. I’d suggest you buy some protection tonight via the way of ES shorts just in case your pants falls down below your ankles. I know Le Fly is confused because he is posting more irrelevant crap posts to hide the fact he doesn’t know WTF is going on. He was touting VXX weeks ago and this has been a fucking fade ever since.
This post is indicative of that – has NOTHING to do with the market And BTW, the guy above with the stretched face couldn’t make a call if his life depended on it. I know.
Nice hearing from you.
You’re banned.
How are those longs doing FLY? You dumbasses I told you all to get short last night and I get banned for that SOLID advice. Stupid shits.
shut up.
Time to load up on the GOOG and crAAPL bitchez! Buy the dips, it never goes down.
Now here’s a rocket scientist that is hyping for everyone to go buy AAPL at all time highs – and calls that a dip. December 2008 was a dip dumb dumb.
(not advice)
note: disclaimer added due to retards.
hey asswipe, you really think the market is going down tomorrow? and you also think that of us two that i am the dumb one? i’m guessing your school bus was of the short variety.
Pumper.
In case some of you people are wondering: NO, this site is not for you; it’s for me. Therefore, I post what I want, when I want to, however I please. If you do not like it, go waste your brains away on a fucking moronic twitter feed.
gravatar bitchez!
nice work…
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scum sucking gravatar bitchez!
edit: fark! I guess i am a short bus rider too.
Some people never learn. And such people, at will, shall never view this site again!
Off with your mustaches. Deploy the Pelican to dispatch the barbarian hordes at the iBC gates!
Deploy the Pelican??????????? WTF
RDubya’s back ????
It’s about fucking time.
Wait a second . . . that’s a fucking stork!?!
AN R.W. IMPOSTOR!
R.W. is still at large and missing.
FREE R.W.!!
Please tell us you didn’t send him to the tea party to nab Karl’s blue blazer. Not that it would be a bad idea. Actually… it all makes sense now. The top hat and glitzy cane are truly fitting dress for the PPT– but to police ibc…you’re right– R.W. needs that blazer of authority and truth.
I have no idea how long it will take before you decide to reinstate him to his post– but how are you supposed to continue to manage all that you have on your plate and also have to oversee all the banning duties? Pelicans are known for their ability to watch over dark waters 24/7 then instantly dive for that one fish who rises to the surface. Just give him the species description, he’ll be on it, and you can say goodbye to that part of your job.
That Krull is some funny sheet. Cute kid, to boot.
(His wife must be good looking)
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how much does a seat on the NYSE cost these days? It’s gotta be more than 10k; i cant remember the exact quote i heard last time i was down there, but it was pretty low considering how much dough you big swingin’ Ds throw around.
Had 6 clients call me (within 30 minutes) to ask if we owned or should we buy Citibank (when it was over $5), they seemed somewhat upset when I told them no.
The last time this happened was SIRI during the Howard Stern craze (above $8/share).