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Garden Variety Sell Off

This sell off is bullshit. This is the sort of sell off that you watch with one eye, while viewing some stand up comedian make a jackass out of himself with the other.

Keep in mind, “The Fly” is not here for you. He just happens to be blogging here, putting his book out for the world to see. It may frustrate some of you to come here and hear the same ol’ bullshit, very Hugh Hendry-esque. But then again, I’m not here for you, am I?

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Infomercial over.

Into the bell, I’m throwing lemons at punk brokers, who think they know stocks. You fuckers don’t know the first thing about investing: go sell a “really neat mutual fund” to an older than fuck lady.

Be well.

NOTE: The near term fate of this market depends on what our elected clown-fucking corporate whores do with healthcare reform, obviously.

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88 comments

  1. Rand

    I will have a number 5 with nachos, and a bean burrito, make my grave a dr obama.

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  2. Rand

    VXX LOL, did you forget your meds this morning? Go to dr obama and have him drop your drawers and insert his manhood.

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  3. Rand

    God help us, Ben.

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  4. Rand

    Obama,
    Does detroit ring a bell, maybe zimbabwe? Or do the street gangs of los angeles change your mind? Perhaps it is the money it will take to fuel this nightmare called healthcare. It will only cosy 900 billion, that could resurect the money we need for retirement benifits when we retire. Not give us the police force that the IRS wull become, you can keep healthcare, bot for me, thanks anyway.

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    • Peacewager

      That’s $900 billion OVER TEN YEARS, you moronic Dipshitz.

      A time period in which we spend $9 Fuckin’ TRILLION on our Department of Attack.

      For no good reason except to pad the Generals’ retirement and enrich the “Defense”
      (oh what a fuckin’ Orwellian misnomer THAT is!) contractors.

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      • JakeGint

        Nine trillion?

        Interesting.

        I happen to agree. We should eradicate all extraneous Executive Branch departments, and change “Defense’ back to “War.”

        Phuck euphemisms.

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    • DPeezy

      I highly recommend Requiem for Detroit for a real eye-opener for those like me who may unfamiliar with the extent of the devastation in the Motor City.

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      • YaBollox

        The UAW blew up the auto industry, which dried up Detroit.

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      • Heaterman

        Had lunch with someone on the appropriations committee a while back. Seems Mayor Bing was in Lansing requesting an ambiguous sum of money for an equally ambiguous reason. Suffice to say the amount was well into 9 figures. Now a few weeks later the plan is seeping out. The powers that be want to bulldoze large sections of the city we’re talking many square miles) and turn it back into fields, farmland and parks along with namby pamby community gardens. Believe it.

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        • JakeGint

          Maybe a good idea, but why do you need gummint money to do it?

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          • Heaterman

            One of the comments supposedly attributed to mayor Bing was “to keep the streetlights on”. Draw your own conclusions………..

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          • JakeGint

            ROFL. And razor wire for the lettuce, no doubt.

            That was one BIG-ass rabbit!

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  5. Rand

    I have a better idea, why don’t you sit down with the medical colleges and doctors and fix prices, then we could have socialized medicine. Then tell the insurance companies they can go hang if they don’t play along. But that qould make you a dictator of canada south of canada. Do you follow? Its not enough to give healthcare to only 32 million people for such a steep price, you need healthcare for all at a price we all can afford-free!! Thats the answer you are looking for, not all this mumbo-jumbo about being the first of anything, by the way, were you not the 1st african american president? Don’t be the first to sink the US of A, please?

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  6. Le Fly

    2 cents is worth exactly that

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  7. Rand

    Its ironic, the folks who will fight health care are the ones who cannot afford to spend money on it. Go figure…

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    • dayman

      Let us eat cake!

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    • Heaterman

      I don’t think the majority of people are fighting the issue of healthcare reform so much as they are government control of it. Two very different issues and the first could be addressed without the last.

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  8. Rand

    I was an employee of a defence contractor, now unemployed. You can pay my healthcare bill, butt head.

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  9. scott

    easy there, flychicle. nobody calls me scotty and lives to tell…

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  10. Maelstrom

    Song was beautifully done

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  11. Rand

    Mine?

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  12. Le Fly

    Lol @ dept of attack

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  13. mrkcbill

    In a Hugh Hendry Voice say “Capicity”
    In a Karl D. voice “Hello Folks”
    In the Vince voice say “Stop having a boring life and get Scotty’s Newsletter” Taco, Fettuccine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini.

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    • DIA buying robots
      DIA buying robots

      OK might as well add….In a Howard Dean voice “and then were goin back to Washington DC to take back the white house.AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

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  14. Rand

    Don’t get me wrong, I am a life long republician that had a lapse and voted for the funny man in the white house. He paid me back by getting me unemployed, BAE Systems, and now wants me to foot his healthcare bill. I like to demonstrate where my foot belongs in his plan.

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  15. Bow Tie Fucker

    I think the market gaps up like 100pts to 11000 once healthcare reform is passed. Long live Pikers buying here!

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  16. Accountability

    Have a good weekend. The last time i was on broadway i ran into julia roberts. The truth.

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  17. Accountability

    Have a good weekend. The last time i was on broadway i ran into julia roberts. The truth.

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  18. steve

    About 15 minutes ago, I actually thought the market was going to fall into the close … silly me.

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  19. VXX LOLs

    Ok Einstein, back up there a sec. You bought VXX way up in the 25s, now you bought more in around 22.40, its up 1.3% today while the real VIX is up 3.8%, and you’re bull shitting all over this blog about your 10k shares here and 10k shares there? Excuse me but if you’re such a brilliant fucking trader why the fuck are you using an ETF that consistently under performs the index its supposed to track because of its failed options strategy? Why the fuck aren’t you trading the options directly?

    If you had any BALLS you would actually post this. Instead I’ll be satisfied knowing you read it in private.

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    • The Fly

      I do not like to promote options on a public blog because retards like you zero themselves out. There I said it.

      Now fuck off and mind your beeswax.

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      • VXX LOLs

        Oh you’re doing everyone a favor by talking up VXX, the most under performing ETF short of UNG. Well here is a brilliant idea Einstein, STOP WRITING BULL SHIT. Then maybe you’re blog won’t attract so many god damn retards. Anybody with half a brain can see through your BS posts. I’m just saying, 10k shares of VXX? Really? Who fired you Einstein?

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        • Dr Fly

          As a matter of fact I am, but you are too imbecilic to understand that.

          BTW: You’re banned.

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          • Larry

            applause |??plôz|
            noun
            approval or praise expressed by clapping : they gave him a round of applause.

            What a douche…glad you banned him!

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  20. DIA buying robots
    DIA buying robots

    Nope…now were going to go down 40 points everyday.

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    • lindsay

      Thank you so much robots for letting us know that information so that we know how to trade accordingly. And may I say it was certainly worth the ticket price to watch you and your bot colleagues duke it out over the 107.29 line in the last few minutes before the bell. Well done!

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  21. tgarfield

    I would have been worried that market would go DOWN if it ended up on OPEX. People were taking major profits on calls. No one wants all there stock called away so it ends up down. Puts were destroyed earlier.

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  22. becauseIknow

    Mr. Fly,
    Do you buy on a day like today? What about gold?

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  23. Bow Tie Fucker

    QQQQ already ripping after close. I have a proprietary, sophisticated algorithm which buys index ETF’s everytime market dips 12points in SPX – it triggered today. Historical returns have been fabulous over the last 2 months.

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  24. TA

    The GRATY is a LIE

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  25. Rand

    Again, me?

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  26. Rand

    Again, me?

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  27. Helicopter Ben Rules!
    Helicopter Ben Rules!

    Healthcare Bill is gonna pass for sure. Intrade has it at 83% odds of passage right now.

    And if Healthcare Bill passes then US is bankrupted, which means Bernake printing presses go into hyperdrive, Dollar tanks to zero, and stock market rallies to infinity. Just like Weimar Germany or Zimbabwe when the printed their way out of debt they got hyperinflation and stock market soared in terms of the currency.

    LONG: GLD, SLV, UDN, FXA, FXC, SPY, QQQQ, IWM, USO, DBB, DBA, DBC, EEM, CAF

    SHORT: UNG, VXX, TLT, UUP, FXY, FAZ, SRS

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    • Obama for 2nd Term
      Obama for 2nd Term

      The United States even if your statements hold true in an economic sense is NOT going to be like Zimbabwe.

      Look around you.

      Does your neighborhood look anything at all like Zimbabwe?

      I think not. No, we will not have gangs selling stale bread and food to anybody with currency while older people sit on porches and die. Providing pensions to state workers at 90% of their salary didn’t blow this country up.

      Allowing somebody to see a damn doctor for hemmroids isn’t going to either.

      Besides, look around you. How many people are going to see the doctor anyway? Not a lot and when they do, it will be for serious shit. Not anti-fungal creame.

      So chill out! Eat a hot dog from whole foods and a Pacifico.

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      • Danified

        Your thoughts are vile… and very, very wrong.

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        • Danified

          I am responding to : Obama for 2nd term…. aka Troll…

          Rand — I agree with you.

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      • Heaterman

        Ahhh my young Jedi…..Help you understand I will. The people who grow the grain to make the bread, the bakers who make the bread, the merchants who sell the bread, be here they will not! Bankrupt they will be! For the financial reward each one of them works. When the reward is gone, they will cease. No bread will there be.

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  28. Obama for 2nd Term
    Obama for 2nd Term

    and WHEN the Healthcare Bill passes, I will go into the history books as the 1st President of the United States to give citizen universal healthcare.

    Truly does anything else matter? I had ONE agenda item. Pass Healthcare in this country. Nuff said.

    Now who else likes Golden Showers like my man Tiger?! (just saying)

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    • Danified

      Your ignorant, vile and a troll. Your golden showers will be here soon enough.

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  29. Rand

    Thank you Dani, its hard enought trying to live life, without one of those fellers trying to ram home his savior to us downtrodden. Thats why they lose so much, they became disconnected from the people who elected them. Its sad really, they would even go so far as to yell in my face at the courthouse where they gather. Mostly I pity them.

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  30. ideal420

    My 2 cents. Which is, like banking assets, seriously over priced for what is its true value…..0.00

    Standard Friday near market top with mixed sentiment, profits taken going into the weekend, but shorts are covered into the bell.

    Expecting sell off soon, but without extra bad news over weekend, the bots will be back to end the quarter on a high.

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  31. jg

    lovely dirge.

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  32. YaBollox

    It’s those poor uninsured fuckers with cancer. Now they have to go banko, get on disability and medicare. The bio-techs sell their elixers for $10,000/month. UNH and such won’t let them join. It’s such a sad story we will ruin the economy. Truly, it is a sad story. I have good friends in that situation now. I don’t think Obama care will fix it.

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    • JakeGint

      No, now the magic elixers just won’t get made.

      As a bonus, neither will the doctors.

      “Free lunch” wins again.

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  33. Rand

    Where were you guys at Election time over a year ago?

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  34. VXX LOLs

    I’m watching you

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  35. Rand

    Great, I will press my butt up against the glass for you.

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  36. Rand

    Also, thought you were banned. Did ya have ta humble yourself to our god THE FLY????
    Bet that was humbling. Remember to SIN NO MORE.

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  37. Rand

    Well its been an entertaining day filled with democrats with no brains, and healthcare issues. Me, I am bushed, its been a mental exercise, dealing with the mentaly challenged. So good evening or morning depending on where you are, see you on the flip side.

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    • Peacewager

      Thank Dems for your unemployment compensation extension after you (rightly)
      got shit-canned from you useless job at a Department of Attack contractor.

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      • JakeGint

        Sure thing. Nothing makes a guy want to get his ass off the couch like extended unemployment bennies.

        Pass me another beer, would you?

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  38. jande9

    I don’t get all this catastrophizing. I live in Canada and our economy is doing fine considering the depth of this recession, our gov’t finances are in good shape, our stock market is recovering nicely and our banks are raking in mountains of cash without any gov’t help at all, and all this in a society that provides excellent first world quality health care for free. And our taxes are lower than yours too.
    I don’t know how universal healthcare will affect investments now but I suspect in the long term it will be favourable. Not having to worry if your next illness is going to bankrupt you is a very positive thing.

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    • tgarfield

      You can’t explain health care to Americans they have been brain washed ever since the McCarthy days to fear any kind of socialism. Even though most people never get anywhere and 90% of the people have 10% of the money they believe in the system. They firmly believe unbridled capitalism, wall street and big business runs things better – as was evident over the last few years. They just don’t get free health care. It’s free – everyone pays in taxes, there are no fees, everyone gets it, thats it and it works. No fears selling stock to pay for health care – it is another worry not to have that stabilizes the economy.

      Schools are free – road s are free is that socalist?? Would schools end up being cheaper and better for society if every parent had to pay to get kids in?

      I was with some guys about 15 years ago and they were arguing with me telling me Canada had long lines (which is more propaganda). I asked if any of them had health care. None did. So i said, if you had health care you would have a shorter line – I get it.

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      • JakeGint

        Free schools are good?

        You want to equate the public school system with services that may or may not save your life depending on their quality and dependability?

        All due respect, but you deserve what’s coming, even if the 60+% who don’t want this do not.

        _____________

        Morevover, you have it all wrong about “McCarthyism.” That stupid badge appended to every protest against continuing government creep is exactly what’s given the Left cover in continually munching more and more of the private sector economy.

        It’s all a piece of the “PC Movement” that denigrates others’ disagreements with the Left’s “chosen way.”

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      • Heaterman

        We’ll see how “free” you think it is when 70% of the money you earn gets taken by the government so everyone can have free shit and stuff.

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  39. Le Fly

    Politics: the sandbox of retards

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    • JakeGint

      Right. The machinations of this weekend will have no long term effect on society or the markets.

      It’s all a “sandbox.” — “Calloo Callay, oh frapjous day.”

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  40. Goldie

    Fly your political blog rocks!!
    It’s funny every time I check out whatever funny twist Fly is going to give about his market commentary only to see the next 100 comments have to do about fucking politics. And the same fucking views being batted back and forth. Guess what..No one gives a fuck about your political views!!

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    • JakeGint

      Let’s take the first derivative of that, dumbass, and just put forth that no one gives a fuck about what you claim others’ give a fuck about.

      Likely, that’s too tough for you to follow, as most of you don’t even know how to spell “calculus,” never mind find it in a junior college catelogue.

      US political movements form medium to long term market trends in currencies, bonds and equities (in that order), and if you don’t realize that, you ought get yourself a nice schedule of Fidelity funds and go back to watching the Cartoon Channel.

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      • Teahouse On The Tracks
        Teahouse On The Tracks

        catelogue?

        As for market trends, there was an article in Barrons a few weeks ago regarding The Investment Rate that is predicting 16 lean years of return starting in 2007 which is only the third major downturn in US history. The basis of the IR is not interest rates, biz invtys, economic or political models or housing starts but the core of all economic activity – People!

        The assumption is that when people reach the avg age of 48 they start investing seriously for their retirement , swelling the flow of capital into the market. That flow peaked in 2007 and the decline has begun which could last until 2023. The basis of the decline is massive debt, medicare & social security expenses and the retirement of the baby-boomers.

        Short term cycles are determined by actual demand for all asset classes as opposed to normalized demand. When current demand exceeds normal demand the economy is overheated and the market overextended. Conversely, the inverse makes for a good buying opportunity.

        Currently the metric is even and has not yet exceeded the norm despite the lengthy rally but once it does the decline will resume for some time before finding a bottom.

        No Iowa 66 ……… Kansas 62 Wow, what a Tournament!

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      • Goldie

        Jake….
        I follow politics closely.
        I have political views.
        I just have better things to do than mentally masturbate on an investment blog about my political views..
        I could care less what you think on ANY topic..
        So in summary.. STFU!

        You don’t know shit about me kid

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        • JakeGint

          Goldie, again and I repeat, your views are your views and worth “just that.”

          If you can’t bear what I have to say, please, scroll or ignore.

          Your contributions on any scope, fwiw — have been negligible. Your scatologies notwithstanding.

          Good day, sir!

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          • Goldie

            My contributions on any scope huh? Does 19+ years of active military service count for anything fellow patriot? I’m about to sign up for 5 more, care to join me?
            Like I said you have NO idea who I am or what I’ve done. I come to IBC not to contribute but catch a few laughs, get some market perspective, and that’s about it. Is your job to contribute to this Blog, not mine.

            So in summary STFU.

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          • JakeGint

            Your contributions here, asshat.

            “Less than nothing.”

            If you’ve been in the military, you’ve earned my respect. Do not expect that will be STFU’ing me any time soon, however. 😉

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          • Goldie

            That’s a fact!! Good luck..

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  41. Rand

    And I sure they will bring back debtors prisons soon after healthcare is passed. Probably have us unemployed( dept. Of “attack”) build it for ’em. Concidering we have nothin’ better to do than suck up our measly unemployment monies!

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    • DPeezy

      Fuck prisons; make them indentured servants!!

      FYI, you can still get thrown in jail for not paying debt…but only if you actually have the money to do so and/or it’s child support.

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  42. Mr. Callup

    Latest poll has Obama at 56% disapprove and 43% approve. What a socialist dummy! The USA imports a billion dollars of oil per day and is running deficit spending at several billion per day. Canada exports oil and is only now experiencing a housing bubble. Canadians go to the USA for health care if they can afford it.

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  43. JakeGint

    Undeniably, that is the best, most heart rending version of “The Band Played Waltzing Matilda” I have ever heard.

    Leave it to the Irish to perfect an Aussi anti-war tune.

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  44. Rand

    Years ago, early 80’s, I was in Huntsville, Texas at college. One night our town was to host the first execution of a prisioner in Texas in many years. There was a hippy there trying to save the prisioner by protest, by holding a flower and saying, ” save him”. Most of the crowd was against him, if not all.
    Do you see where this is going?
    Now we have a healthcare bill everyone hates and there are those who are saying save it or him. Lets substitute names now, the prisioner was the candyman killer, today its obama or his healthcare bill.
    Its sort of like seeing a cat in the center of a circle of dogs, not a lot of hope in the long term, very bad end any way you go.

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