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New Long Idea

They make blenders, baby formula and fucking condoms.

More in the morning.

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61 comments

  1. Rand

    Must be johnson and johnson. (tongue in cheek). Or possibile on the johnson.

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  2. Rand

    Must be johnson and johnson. If its on the johnson, made by johnson.

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  3. Itchy & Scratchy

    Is there any other kind of condom?

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  4. henryfool

    I’m thinking Church and Dwight but they don’t do baby formula.

    I’m all over some DD on CHD though.

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  5. Prophet Joe

    MJN? I can’t remember if they make condoms or not.

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  6. Prophet Joe

    MJN? I can’t remember if they make condoms or not.

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  7. Le Fly

    Here here. “fuck the morning”

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  8. Rand

    Huh?

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  9. AI

    It doesnt look like is going to be a good morning for you sir….

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  10. Rand

    Fly??? I am missing your commentary this am.

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  11. Yogi & Boo Boo

    I agree with Henry. I much prefer down at the open and green at the close over those lousy failed opening rallies.

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  12. henryfool

    A gap down that doesn’t follow through and really breakdown will be bought. That’s the most bullish scenario you could have!

    The Dip will be bought!!

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  13. Speculation

    Price did not get over 1080. I am looking for a pullback and then a possible breakout. I went to cash late in the day yesterday as price could not break out over the last high. I am not doing anything until the first 60 minutes of the trading day give or take. Looking for maybe 50% retracement of the last several days range and then a challenge over 1080. If price moves lower then say 1040, then we are headed for the 900s. Hit the exit doors…

    http://bit.ly/a3hmlH

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    • FIG

      Speculation… I am unsure what your trading style is, however, all I see from you is daily bullcrap that changes with the wind. Unless you are a day trader with some major skills, your constant trend analysis is a sure loser.

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  14. JakeGint

    Frog in a blender.

    Mr. Limm trying to fork with us.

    __________________

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  15. Chinese Warlord

    Mr. Limm will return to China for the New Year – Year of the Tiger – and he vill be arrested. You Melicans are big losers.

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  16. TheArtist

    lovely morning…..

    would anyone like a pony?

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  17. JakeGint

    New post up — Why the Chinese Can Raise Reserve Rates All they Want and I will still sleep at night thanks to my Uncle Benjamin and his Benjamins.

    (Okay, the title’s not really that long, but…)

    _____________

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  18. Mr. Limm

    Dere!

    We back berow $80.50 ar-leady! It seem you sooding woads of le-assulance ah NOT necesally!

    Back to pilating Amelican DVD’s…..

    ___________

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  19. Dirk Diggler

    Bleier is on fire. Great streaming show today.

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  20. Maruata

    SPX just broke support. Heading lower…

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  21. dick cheney

    The only thing that’s going to get blended is your willie. You’re all in just as the shit is about to hit the fan. China’s bubble is about to go KABOOM (they’re finally increasing reserves which is going to suck the money outta that economy)

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  22. Roy

    ha the fly should listen when i tell him his long picks will suck big dick in any minute.

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  23. The_Real_Hmmm

    I think it’s Fly’s zerohedge scenario consumer goods stock that he’s mentioned before. If you decide to “Go Rambo” and survive in the woods, JAH can help.

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  24. kim jong il

    For wicked men are found among my people;
    they lurk like fowlers lying in wait. [1]
    They set a trap;
    they catch men.
    27 Like a cage full of birds,
    their houses are full of deceit;
    therefore they have become great and rich;
    28 they have grown fat and sleek.
    They know no bounds in deeds of evil;
    they judge not with justice
    the cause of the fatherless, to make it prosper,
    and they do not defend the rights of the needy.
    29 Shall I not punish them for these things?
    declares the Lord,
    and shall I not avenge myself
    on a nation such as this?”

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  25. OldA

    When the Euro-weenies begin to go home at 11:30, we will begin to rally into the afternoon. Maybe we are down 40 pts at the close, but it will be higher than here.

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  26. FIG

    This story has been developing slower than the fucking Cold War. My guess is that the “new long” died before it grew tits too.

    Picking winners is no longer en vogue, and I bet The Fly is reconsidering his bias.

    Time will tell, I suppose. I just picked up some more DRV and am now 75% short. The whole market got slammed today, but the largest problem area got propped up by some bullshit Goldman buying program.

    I am going to be a HUGE winner when this market shits the bed after the Olympics.

    This fucking Olympic Game market timing worked like a champ in 2008, and it’s about to pay off in spades again.

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  27. J

    FIG

    You nut ball, you’re playing stock based on the winter Olympics? Why not base on how many times you take a leak each day as it would be about equal to your Olympics idea.

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    • FIG

      It was a fucking metaphor. The market took a shit as the games closed in China in 08. That was the beginning of the end. How fitting it is for a bullshit sporting event that commemorates the ability for the world to “get along” while competing for one’s country.

      You have no fucking clue how important the Olympics are to the leaders of the world. Hitler used the Olympics in 1936, and we still talk about worthless fucks like Jesse Owens because of it. Hitler sat and watched the games as though it was his chance to prove to the world that he was the supreme leader. We point to our black athletes, led by Owens, as the juxtaposition to his assertions.

      1936 was in no way a unique event either. The Greeks came up with the games for their own perverted world domination dreams.

      As for the importance of these Winter Olympics. I don’t really care. It was just an observation. Balance Sheets and Income Statements are what matters for individual companies.

      There has been and will be no recovery. The only relation between that and the Olympics is that there won’t be another Olympics in this country for a LONG LONG time. The world has moved on…

      http://www.bladesplace.id.au/olympic-games-candidates.html

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      • Dirk Diggler

        You tell ’em milkshake

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      • rd

        LOL, the China olympics had nothing to do with the sporting events themselves, it was an infastucture / economic play on China. For that analogy to work you’d need to think that the Canadian economy had some parallels to the Chinese economy / expansion.

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      • J

        It wasn’t a fucking metaphor at all, as you then continued to defend this nutballary.

        Are you Californian by chance.

        Le Fly ought to ban you for idiocy

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        • StocksRider

          J, one more word against Cali and I will rip your hairy balls apart, put them in a blender and then wrap them up in the condoms Le Fly is talking about.

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          • JakeGint

            Sorry Cap’n, you Californians have earned that stereotype.

            Start by launching your two Senators and that drunken nut Pelosi, and you’ll begin earning that respect back.

            _________

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          • TraderCaddy

            Pelosi usually isn’t drunk.
            She is that way from being over botoxed.
            Greece is the new California- broke.

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          • StocksRider

            Jake, that’s a stupid ass comment. One lunatic or two don’t describe an entire state.

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    • Yogi and Boo Boo

      j – Actually the LEAK indicator is a very effective market timing tool. It’s closely related to the JAVA and the BEER indicator. I once saw a Simpson’s episode, where Homer got a piece of Uranium stuck in his pants, and went to the track and bought a bunch of BUD. He cleaned up on that trade. I think those indicators might be added to the PPT in V 3.0 along with the “GOABH” hits indicator. Stay tuned.

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      • J

        Thanks for agreeing with me, Yogi. Yes the leak indicator and the winter Olympics are now on my chart as leading indicators for major tops and and bottoms.

        I’m shorting the market as soon as the figure skaters event starts.

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        • J

          Scouts honor, Yogi.. I don’t i give a shit about people going long or short. The only thing I protest are fucking nutballs. They just send me wacko.

          The market falls 100 points and they’re all out recniting the last swill they picked from a troofer site Like Tim’s that we ares ruined.

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          • Yogi and Boo Boo

            j- It’s actually pretty easy to tell the treu beeleevers [sic] from the others here.

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  28. WBE

    “They make blenders, baby formula and fucking condoms”…ummm. Berkshire Hathaway?

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  29. YaBollox

    One word– plastics. And probably Chinese.

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  30. rd

    New insightful comment coming!

    Developing…

    (check back in 12 hours. Sure I could just post it then, but I think I’m driving tremendous traffic this way…)

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  31. TraderCaddy

    Done for the day.
    Thanks SMH.

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  32. the condom report

    gentlemen we are ribbed for her pleasure not yours

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  33. WBE

    NAZ green

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  34. Yogi and Boo Boo

    I’m not saying a single word. 🙂

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  35. kim jong il

    27 “I have made you a tester of metals among my people,
    that you may know and test their ways.
    28 They are all stubbornly rebellious,
    going about with slanders;
    they are bronze and iron;
    all of them act corruptly.
    29 The bellows blow fiercely;
    the lead is consumed by the fire;
    in vain the refining goes on,
    for the wicked are not removed.
    30 Rejected silver they are called,
    for the Lord has rejected them.”

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    • Yogi and Boo Boo

      Don’t you have a stroke or some other health crisis to attend to?

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