We got ourselves a good ol’ fashioned sell off, trimmed with extraordinary declines and superfluous anxiety.
What to do? Shall we all drop our luggage and run for safety, inside our local subway stations? Or, should we man the anti-aircraft batteries, in an valiant effort to shoot down some beatshitters, littering the skies with their stench?
The dollar is racing higher, as bozos with very large noses and big boots throw it all into gold stocks. No offense to gold bugs; but you are so obvious and very, very lame.
My game plan, with my money, is to endure hits, while eating snacks. Since I am into eating healthy now, I will nosh on some fucking wheat germ or bee pollen nibblets and lose money like a fucking man. What do you think the stock market is supposed to be easy? This shit is hard, cocksuckers.
At any rate, I have things to do, separate from my internet duties. With my 15% cash position, I will buy the dips, whenever The PPT tells me to. I have my own robots doing the heavy lifting for me.
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Like a man
It’s storming here, courtesy of space alien magicians. I’m buying a SHLD. No doubt a broken one.
To the FAZmobile Robin!
Fly, I did not appreciate waking up to Japanese beetles chewing on my crotch.
I thought we made a fucking deal you cocksucker. To avenge my wounds as well as my wife’s new hairdo, I will personally be paying a visit to Mrs. Fly while you are away today. After she makes me lunch and I use your phone to check in with the local temp service, I will make my way up to your bedroom, excusing myself as having to go to the restroom.
I have massive fucking diarrhea that I am going to unload all over your bathroom floor. I will clog the toilet with napkins and flush consistently until your bathroom is flooding. You will think twice next time before you pull this shit again.
God my fucking groin burns from rubbing cream all over it this morning. Fuck you.
Mr. Fly,
What is your gut feeling about Chinese equities, short-term?
DOWN
I said Mr. Fly, not Fly Jr.
down
I told Dad DOWN and what did he say?
well, the PPT is showing up just in time to avoid a true market decline. the only thing obvious with this market is the blatant manipulation by the buyers of last resort.
we’re having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave…
as Ella Fitzgerald would say.
it ain’t whatcha do it’s the way thatcha do it…
China GDP +10.7%
You know bee pollen is actually bee puke? Very apropos given the puking of stocks going on today.
dude…??
pollen comes from flowers, not bees….bees “gather” pollen….
geezzzzzz…
Honey… Now that’s bee puke.
Oh, yeah, sorry…but stocks are still being puked.
Chill out as long as 1133 is in sight … grape u in the mouth:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY
Artist
take the stick out of your liver. It is convential to refer to pollen as “bee pollen,” especially when referencing a specific product that is sold and marketed as such.
Geeez
Man I forgot all about the bee pollen we got from the inlaws in Maine at this past year’s xmas. I have yet to try it or try incorporating it into a dish.
I predict 2010 will see a resurrection of cooking with dates, specifically the medjool ones.
Cramer on BAC — this was a great quarter!!
You have to buy now
Isn’t that what he was saying about Bear Sterns
Cramer get the fuck of TV you idiot
On the market’s worst day of 2010, BAC is green by over 1%. Banks trade well today, XLF is only down 3 cents right now
Buy the banks!
Who else saw Cramer & Kudlow both calling for a market rally on a brown win yesterday? It’s like these two idiots are the trumpeters of King Contrarius.
what are you taking bee pollen for? you b difficient or something?
you need to get into the shrooms
can’t decide which one has the more irritating voice – Kudlow’s girdle is definitely on too tight..
Fig.
Fly,
You buying this dip?
stock market is hard? i thought you had a space ship to foresee all that?
Market has changed from, buying dips, to shorting rallies…time to look for more shorts…I’ll bet honey on that – which is the only product that doesn’t spoil.
Look for a PPT driven snapback to the 1150 area by weeks end before a cascading fall under 1100 within a week. Dad – better have a LOT more than 15% cash or my private schooling is out the door
Please don’t offer financial advice, youngin
We going up tomorrow…mark my words; we’re in a stupid trading channel…from 1126 to 1150; We bounced right off 1130-ish area like 3 times…Ive bought some Feb. QQQQ’s for a quick trade to the upside.
Ill say we rally until 1250ish to SP500…
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I’m in!
1x s&p@ 50% port, and 2xs&p@50% port!
Praying now!
Thank God for the Govt PPT team! They save the day once again! Watch the ramp and camp overnight.