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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Bears Horrified in “Fuck You, You’re Dead” Trading

I made so much money today; I feel dirty. I walk around, looking at the commoners, and I ALMOST feel sorry for them. The truth of the matter is, some people are destined for greatness, while others are stuck planting bushes on some losers property. Don’t hate me because I am better than you; I was built better.

Some of my positions include: POSCO (ADR) [[PKX]] , Cummins Inc. [[CMI]] , Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , [[CBD]] , Wimm-Bill-Dann Foods OJSC (ADR) [[WBD]] , Equinix, Inc. [[EQIX]] , Green Mountain Coffee Roasters Inc. [[GMCR]] , W.W. Grainger, Inc. [[GWW]] , U.S. Global Investors, Inc. [[GROW]] , Masco Corporation [[MAS]], ICICI Bank Limited (ADR) [[IBN]] and TEKELEC [[TKLC]] —just to name a few.

The market shall break out above 11,000 Dow and there is nothing you or your moronic friends can do about it. Expect to see plenty of guide ups, during this earnings season, sans banks and retarded companies (of course).

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56 comments

  1. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Rolled my ADG winnings into SMP @ $9.50ish

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      Replacement auto parts (tune-up type stuff) company based out of “Lawn Guyland” that competes with the Echlin-Accel division of DAN and can be found in your local Carquest and NAPA parts retailers.

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  2. Yogi & Boo Boo

    hehehehe… I smell dead bears.

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  3. mrkcbill

    Whats a few thousand Dow pts. amongst friends!!!
    Remember FXP SRS SKF SDS sad little fellas

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  4. GETGroup

    $MMR is pointing the short schmuckers in the right direction and sharpening its blade….

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  5. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    CREE up $5 after the close!

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  6. Fly Jr

    uh, IBM getting clownstomped after hours.

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    • Fly Jr

      IBM now down $3 after hours after a supposed “blowout number” and bullish guidence.

      Wonder how the PPT will react?

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  7. Fly Jr

    ok, mutual fund and PPT monday is over. now watch the slow drip lower the rest of the week.

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  8. Fly Jr

    80% of the last 45 Mondays (Tuesday in this case) have been up. Coincidence? Highly doubtful – thank your local PPT team, daddy Fly.

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  9. Speculation

    The indexes closed out today right at the last swing high. I am thinking the election in Mass will have a big effect the next few days. We also have several large institutions like WFC and BAC reporting. GOOG is reporting on Thurs I believe.

    So right now may be pivot or breakout point. We will see tomorrow.

    http://bit.ly/62eaEg

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    • Fly Jr

      I wonder how much longer WFC et al can hide the CRE blackhole on their balance sheets? Is that the next bailout?

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      • Dr Fly

        You know NOTHING about this market. Refrain from offering advice, or you’re banned.

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        • Fly Jr

          Fuck you, ban me from your gay site. I’m tired of your inturnet(sic) chest beating and your sycofantic(sic) little minions. Go blow a gay goat.

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          • Greybeard

            I’m puzzled. Why do you purposely mis-spell words? Why do you frequent and contribute to what you consider a gay site? Behind that computer screen, you have a sad life.

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    • Teahouse On The Tracks
      Teahouse On The Tracks

      OEW Daily Recap:

      “Today’s rally carried the SPX to 1150, the uptrend high, for the third time in six trading days. The short term count (orange) we posted on friday was confirmed today in both the SPX and the DOW. The market is a bit overbought short term, but still expecting a move into the OEW 1168 range in the next few days.”

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  10. Mr. President

    Check out GROW’s insider activity…why the heck are they buying up shares, only 100 at a clip?

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  11. Fly Jr

    Adami is the only one on Fast Money with a brain. The rest are Sheep.

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  12. Spooky

    I am bummed not to own Posco. I was eyeing it some while ago. GMCR, too. I’m in TKLC, but took profits on SWKS last week. Masco, now there’s a name I regret not buying. Tracked it from 10 to 6, and didn’t buy. Rest is history. Nice trading, Fly.

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  13. JakeGint

    This may be a headline for the ages…

    “Bears horrified..” This is the least violence done to them in a long while!

    ________

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  14. Spooky

    But the real reason I’m complementing you is the Armin van Buuren…. very impressive. That’s off the retard trader scope for sure. Check out Suzuki in dub…

    However, I think the banks are going to get bought. ETFC is going to BTFO–though I guess I’m not sure if that counts as a bank…

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  15. Fly Jr

    Gary Kaminski speaks the truth

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  16. ChrisBrown

    Will you be wearing the green robe of win ship to the Coachella rave tent on saturday this year? http://www.coachella.com

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  17. Keyser Soze

    Enjoyed a quick +6.6% trade in IDN this morning thanks to Woodshedder’s PDS. Not bad work for an hour and a half. Also +5% in KNDI – took longer though… 5 hours.

    Thanks again iBC and Woodshedder

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  18. Morgan_03

    at what price do you look to add a name you like, but have sold (like GMCR)? if you see it going to 100, where do you buy back what u sold earlier? curious.

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  19. neil young

    my my…hey hey…I only got one thing that I can say…put alll your money into SIRI and then go away…far far far away…there is more to the picture then meets the eye…hey hey …my my

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  20. Fladdict

    Fly, I sold the IBM Feb. $130.00 put and then picked up the IBM Feb. $135.00 call. How do you think that trade will work out in the end?

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    • MX2101

      Did you net any cash for taking this risk?

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      • Fladdict

        The idea was to get the money to purchase the call from selling the put. So if IBM is between $130-135 on expiration, I’m even. If IBM is above $135 on expiration, I bank coin. If IBM is below $130, I’m hurting. Anyway, it looks like IBM has support right around $129, so I am fairly confident IBM is north of $130 by expiration. Just want to get other people’s thoughts. The report was killer, but it got no love in the after hours. Just looks like a little profit taking before the next leg up. IBM should be trading between $140-150, in my opinion.

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  21. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    MA Polls Closed:

    Brown 52%
    Coakley 47%
    Kennedy 1%

    Only 4% of precincts reporting …….

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  22. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    Coakley just conceded!

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  23. Anon

    The FRI (Fly Ridicule Index) is now at 97 on a scale of 100. Great indicator, and very bearish.

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  24. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    Now that Brown is in. Maybe Helicopter Ben is OUT>

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