Get Re-educated!
If you live in America and are without proper employment, it may be time to get on the Government dole and check yourself into a “re-education program,” courtesy of the Government. When times are tough, people like to go back to school, in order to find another skill or waste some time doing dick. Nevertheless, with 10% unemployment and the job landscape rapidly changing, dumb fuckers from the Midwest, as well as other parts of the U.S., need to get their learn on.
I would like to take this opportunity to reintroduce Corinthian Colleges, Inc. [[COCO]] and a basket of other undervalued education stocks.
Names like Apollo Group, Inc. [[APOL]] , K12 Inc. [[LRN]] , Career Education Corp. [[CECO]] , [[LOPE]] and DeVry Inc. [[DV]] have been ignored by investors, as if they were riddled with some rare form of infectious aids. It’s a brand new year people and it’s time for you to quit being so stupid. Get yourself some school stocks, then proceed to do incredibly dumb shit, like crack a 40 oz of malt liquor over someones head (just kidding).
My favorite in the group is Corinthian Colleges, Inc. [[COCO]] .
As an aside, it’s still cold as fuck in the United States; it must have something to do with the fact that it’s fucking winter time. Nonetheless, look for big draw downs in natural gas inventories, effectively giving people a real reason to go long natty plays, like Smith International, Inc. [[SII]] , Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] and NGAS Resources, Inc. [[NGAS]] . I am talking some low end shit here.
Also, gold is worth buying down here, as the dollar rally seems to be dead. My favorite play is U.S. Global Investors, Inc. [[GROW]] . My best guess, those fuckers raised a fuckload of cash, over the last quarter, especially since their funds have done extraordinarily well.
Finally, Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. [[CMG]] is rolling towards $100 like a burrito on steroids (I have no idea what that means). Get some.
The Fly is God.
KFT
FUQI
CPBY
COCO
CBST
COP
SD
XOM
TSTR
= another good day.
What are y’all holding?
Don’t own any but have to give FCX a look. Gold, copper, whats not to like?
FCX is best in their field. Numerous price targets over $100 (GS, MS, BarCap). Earnings late next week.
Maybe a little LIWA down here?
LIWA’s a bad-ass sungun. And it’s Market-Monk approved.
In China-land, I like FUQI and CPBY too. CPBY is worth at least $10, IMO.
It just struck me that my FUQI-talk must be getting annoying. I’ll stop pumping it.
You ah velly sirry!
Jake rill be victolious wit dah SLW! Why boddah wit any-ting erse?
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FUQI talk, annoying, never! Lets talk till it hits 40 or 50….
CTRP bottomed yesterday, taking off today
too expensive.
Palladium and lumber are making those guys from Pamplona look like fags.
Palladium is on a fucking tear. Up 83% from July.
I am liking TASR right here.
http://bit.ly/7DXK8G
More evidence of inside info trading and why the game is rigged and another reason to just follow stock action and don’t ask why. It’s EK this time.
If I was the SEC I would be looking at EK’s law firm employees (but they won’t I am sure).
http://247wallst.com/2010/01/14/kodak-going-after-apple-r-i-m-yesterdays-trading-beware-ek-aapl-rimm/#more-57864
Fly; what makes COCO stand above the rest? and in 09 these stocks performed badly during a climate in which one would expect them to succeed (improving equity market with a still degrading job market). Why will 10 be any different? This isn’t criticism for the sake of criticism, I really am looking for an explanation to warrant me going long in such names.
Sorry to butt in here, but it sounds like you answered your own question……….the stocks should have moved, but haven’t yet……isn’t that the idea?
I love Chipotle…although always order the “naked burrito” and have the tortilla on the side. They put alot more stuff than they would of in a regular stuffed burrito.
Indeed, the huge gut bomb needs more stuff.
Us dumb fuckers in the Midwest don’t have the unemployment problem the rest of you smart fuckers have.
Not as many garbage inspectors, either.
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That “burrito on steroids” line is quite classic.