Fucking Morons, Asshats of the Decade, 2000-present
It’s that time of the decade again: iBC presents “The Asshat of the Decade Award.”
I know some of you republican motherfuckers will point fingers at the democrat cocksuckers (pun intended!), regarding the misery that was inflicted on this fat nation and who is to blame—over the past 10 years. From banking deregulation, y2k asshattery to bailouts and absurd military tactics, this country is being led by a multitude of asshats, who must find pleasure in ruining this nation, mainly for shits and gay giggles.
The disaster, better known as “the stock market,” has fucked up America’s mojo over the past 10 years, thanks to a variety of bubbles, coupled with absolute lunatic fringe spending sprees by our elected officials. It is emblematic of how retarded this country has become, no offense to firemen of course.
Many of you will argue that the “Asshat of the Decade Award” should go to a single man/woman, like George Bush, Greenspan, O’bama or even Barney Frank. However, taking a step back and looking at the whole “pastiche,” I can honestly say those assholes fucked us up something awful AS A TEAM!! Great fucking job bozos. My family and I are looking forward to paying another 10 years of taxes to support this bullshit brand of “capitalism,” that has perversely ricocheted around the world like a fucking plague attached to ping-pongs.
Everything Congress touches turns to shit AND MORE (if that makes any sense to you, GOOD LUCK).
It’s funny to see some of you monkeys argue for one party over another, as if it made a difference. It’s like one big circus act, with the American people (dressed as clowns) sitting in fun house styled dunk tanks— as their elected officials stuff their fat fucking faces with sausage and pepper heroes— tossing baseballs at them. The only difference between a whimsical carnival and the game Congress plays is: the carnival clown gets back up on the bench after being dunked. On the other hand, we get swallowed whole by gay sharks, dressed in Armani suits, smoking filter-less cigarettes covered in asbestos, sipping on over sized cups of Venti Mocha Frappachinos.
Fuck you very much Congress and congratulations for winning the Asshat of the Decade Award; you most certainly have earned it!
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No truer words have ever been spoken!!
Uncanny. I had two (2) sausage and pepper sammies this weekend.
Lucky.
I was close. I got a brat w. peps & onions at the (losing) hoop game.
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uno
Congress members are traitors. Obama was in the Congress – he did nothing, but vote the standard liberal line. Gold is beautiful – it will make the dollar honest. Do you gold haters also hate silver?
Gold is useless, other than an investment vehicle.
Do you wear some on your finger? Whatever works – I don’t have a 10% of assets bet like John Paulson. Gold is actually an excellent radiant heat shield but, alas, too expensive – it is used in computers for CPU contacts – no oxidation or corrosion of gold.
No, we love silver even more. very conductive. Most, in fact.
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Gold sucks my cock but as the Fly says, if I can make money off it, it’s a good thing.
The reason the Fly kicks as is because he is loyal to money and couldn’t give a flying fuck about everything else. If you take one thing from this blog, take that.
Beautiful entry in a long list of classics.
Democrat or Republican, they all suck some serious ass but it’s really not their fault. The selfish asshole public is obsessed with instant gratification and all other countries also have the same issue. I voted in a right wing guy(that’s center to you Americans) here in Canada and got a populist guy instead. Not because he didn’t want to do the right thing but he couldn’t stay in power otherwise.
+100
Who won last decade? Oh wait, I assume these are repeat winners.
I resent this.
I represent this.
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I fixed it for you
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ROFL.
Bravo. (Brava?)
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hahaha, best comment ive read in a long long time! you deserve your own iBC blog just for that!!
Citigroup to repay its debt to society – futures are rocketing.
And Abu Dhabi covering Dubai’s debt has a little to do with it as well I’m sure.
The iBC has removed its sponsorship of Tiger Woods – he is finished. My friends, the Chinese will step in here and buy gold with their American dollars. I have little fear of it crashing with my rich friends standing by every time it pulls back.
While you wait for that inside your nuclear bomb shelter, Santa Claus is dropping bags of money out of the sky.
That’s the problem.
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Santa who? Santa Bernanke? If we need bomb shelters, stocks will be no better than gold or dollars or yen or euros or ……..better have the guns bullets and dried food.
Bravo, Bravo!
In a subtle way you have diminished the nobility and righteousness of those who argue their side of the aisle. With the exception of a few good men, this political system has gone off the rails. The media hides its imperfections stirring up divisions between class, race, religion, sex, and political ideology.
At the heart of every issue is greed for money, power, and vanity.
” When the power of love overcomes the love for power the world will know peace.” Sri Chinmoy Ghose
Mo’ mowney, mo’ pwoblems.
Your spam protection made a boo boo – odd no? We lie in an unprecedented idiotic age so why not buy some gold/silver?
Why did you add an extra “m”, Hmmm? I’m baffled…(laughter)
Look you. Gold is idiotic on an unprecedented scale.
Gold represents fear and coked out money managers using it as part of their “new” investment allocation model. As you know, gold is the new oil. Very stylish for asset managers. However, the only difference between oil and gold is gold can’t make my car go anywhere.
It can, however, make sure you can purchase another one.
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But what good does it do if the new one doesn’t go anywhere either?
You think you can purchase a car w. it but not the fuel?
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Sure as long as you are willing to take your change in drums of West Texas Intermediate.
Do you envision the sudden death of refineries?
One of the major bennies of gold as a unit of exchange is portability.
Kept it a favorite for years.
Now, you can still make a paper currency that’s portable and stable. But you’d have to tie it to your barrels of W. Texas in a warehouse somewhere.
Gold, you can take with you, or store in smaller space.
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Good grief.
Point –> Head –> Over
No, I am merely deconstructing some of the stupidities attached to the anti-gold argument.
There’s no reason to believe it has to be “Mad Max-ville” in order for gold to be a valuable asset, even if the currency were to collapse.
I mean, it’s happened in England and in Argentina more times than I can count. Last I looked, London and Buenos Aires are still there.
They may even have car dealerships.
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Why debate gold? BF is king Asshat of Congress:
Barney Frank – Democrat – U.S. Representative from Massachusetts from 1981 to present. Admitted to having paid Stephen L. Gobie, a male prostitute, for sex and subsequently hiring Gobie as his personal assistant. Gobie used the congressman’s Washington apartment for prostitution. A move to expel Frank from the House of Representatives failed and a motion to censure him failed.
http://www.boycottliberalism.com/Scandals.htm
just so you know I look the other way too for utter failure:
http://dir.salon.com/story/news/feature/2005/01/18/scandal/index.html
Frank is a homo.
I care not so much that he is gay, but rather we are paying the salaries of these chumps. How they get elected and stay that way is beyond me.
Our political system is like a fucking Twilight Zone
Get used to paying for gay prostitute sex.
What did you think your tax dollars would get used for anyways?
Where is Braveflaps anyways? He would be all over this homo paid sex shit
Which episode?
I say Congress is like the fucking monster on the airplane wing and America is the fucking airplane.
The William Shatner episode!
Fucking sweet comparison!!!
The Shatner episode!
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Golden Earring?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1sf2CzEq0w
Fun with politics:
http://www.salem-news.com/articles/october172007/repub_scandals_10_17_07.php
The main difference, imho, between the two sides of the aisle is that one is for LESS government and the other wishes to run every aspect of your life.
’tis Treu – they are all asshats, let’s let them run 1/6th of the fucking economy. Brilliant.
LMFAO……Its a wonder that confidence has been temporarily instilled. The American taxpayer is now the largest holder of adjustable rate debt in the world….now that is fucking brilliant.
They are ruining the whole thing – fortunately, Obama is sinking faster in the polls than Tiger Woods.
How can you award the Asshat of the Decade Award with only the briefest mention (“absurd military tactics”) of the fact that the honorees let criminals con us into wars and ham-handed occupations? I realize that this is a financial site, but those screw-up will end-up costing $trillions – – most of which is being sent to be flushed away in foreign countries. At least the non-war-related wasteful congressional spending is wasted here at home.
Anyway, after the re-election of GWB and the re-election of just about every congressman and senator who went along with his idiocy, the American voter should have gotten your award.
It’s not so simple. Plus anyway, this is not a popularity contest. I am awarding Asshat Awards here pal.
Tell him to come back when he’s finally out of his mother’s basement, and done “fap-fap-fap-fapping” his poor willie to death over George Bush.
Seriously pathetic.
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yawn
Truly, the American voter should get the award for electing Obama.
http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/story/31234647/obamas_big_sellout
And for electing George Bush.
You mean and elect Kerry instead? Or Manbearpig? (Gore). Not much of a choice. Although I did vote for Gore. I was stupid then. Or rather, a lot more idealistic.
LMAO…What a decision
Don’t give Fly’s candidates shit, man. I will have your K-cups for that.
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In another five years you’ll be saying the same thing … borrow Fly’s time machine and go back to the future and check for yourself …. then get back to me.
and for electing Congress
the average guy is 5-10 years behind the times
BREAKING NEWS:
The Castle has been overrun. A coup of sorts has occurred in the KOPG. As a result, V.King has been sacked!
http://ibankcoin.com/king_of_the_pg/2009/12/14/greetings-unwashed-masses/#comment-11522
V.KING sings a Christmas Carrol http://bit.ly/7k6llw
no video?
Dear God. It’s absurd to talk about the “uses” of gold. Or the kind of people who are buying gold, or their motives or logic. As if any of it matters.
Gold is a product. Demand for this product is on the rise, for no other reason than that its price is rising. Yours is not to question the reasons why the herd wants it. They want it, and they are paying ever-larger sums to have it. The fact that they want it for “emotional” reasons is irrelevant. Almost everything the herd wants, beyond the bare necessities of survival, they want for “emotional” reasons. Including K-cups.
Someday, this will end in tears. It always does. In the meantime, you are a money manager. You get paid to make money, not to argue with the tape.
This Christmas, it’s time to do your part to combat the twins, Ignorance and Want.
Charles Dickens would approve.
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Interesting question for you:
How long do you think you will survive here with the handle “anti-Fly”? I ban people for looking at the screen sideways. The only reason you are still here is due to my lack of motivation to press the “Fuck you, You’re Banned” button.
The most efficient form of government/management is a dictatorship, preferably wise & benevolent.
Unfortunately, there is no reliable way to find someone to follow in their footsteps.
No one who has been here for more than a day would doubt that Fly actually has a functional
“Fuck you, You’re Banned” button.
haha
I somewhat agree with the statement about a benevolent dictator being the way to go. Malaysia prospered greatly under Dr. M. Granted he was not without fault… having a prime political opponent sent away for a trumped up ass-fucking charge; but I digress.
Mahahtir was the primary force behind Malaysia’s huge growth and development from the early 80’s until now. Dude was awesome.
Encore! Encore!
Is an Asshat something you can take a dump in?
Not in, but definitely “on.”
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Yes bravo Fly! Fuck the whole lot!
Congress is a fucking ramshackle of a legislature.
Let us govern the next decade by earning back millions for the people!
Fuck You Congress!
And be honest Mr Fly, you wouldn’t have it any other way 🙂
Over this side of the pond it’s the same, different (ie correct) way of spelling colour and different pronunciation for aluminum, but still it’s the loonies that run the asylum.
It’s these numpties that keep us on our toes, you just can’t predict what crazyness they will projectile vomit next.
Luvin your work, but you knew that already.
Wow!!! Wood gives me shit for Obama , after dealing with bush. Yet he voted fr gore after Clinton. Gore is a fucking moron. I voted bush twice and am not ashamed to say he was retarded. However, I am sure gore would have been worse.
The point: they all suck
ROFLMAO….
THis is an actual Reuter’s headline —
Obama to meet with bankers — Decries “Fat Cats.”*
Who doesn’t hate them “fat cats?”
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*Taken directly from the iBC Newsbot 3000
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I back FLY 100% on his point about political parties. Choosing between republicans and democrats is like trying to figure out what stinks less–a steaming pile of sh*t or a homeless woman’s vagina. Answer: they both suck!
Thanks for this pleasant surprise – I thought we might have to wait another week for it – but no, nothing that could happen could change the rightness of this award. If God ever gave me the ability to sing but one song, I would re-record the following little ditty with the appropriate lyrical correction: the only thing they got wrong was writing the lyrics with “ole” instead of “hat”.
Asshats in the morning, asshats every night.
Asshats to the left, and asshats to the left.
As 20,000 asshats do an asshat promenade,
Step aside good people, it’s the Asshats On Parade
It’s the 20th anniversary of Timbuk3’s National Party, and I still make a point of hitting “mute” on the TV and playing the track as background audio at least once during every major political convention.
What do you call a law school dropout who manned the keg and talked shit about everyone?
A congressman.
Here’s a cartoon fitting for the award…
http://www.thefreemanonline.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/DimmerBulbs.jpg
Congress = Guns & Butter = Asshat of the Decade
Certainly in Blighty we no longer produce anything on a significant scale, except maybe news people at any event beginning with a G, CCTV cameras, red tape and debt.
We convince China to lend us money, we then buy crap we don’t need from China that uses the funds for expansion to lend us more money to buy more crap.
All politicians rely on the fact that we don’t notice this, then they can continue to cream a nice lifestyle and feel righteous + judgmental towards others!
Vote for ideal420 2010, MP for the Fuc*** Up The Ar$e Without Spit Constituency, because I too can make decisions based on page 3 of the Sun and get my Pension and porn paid for by the state at the same time.
Illusion of choice.
Futures fading.
I think they should go back to outlawing people with dual citizenship between foreign nations to occupy government jobs. We’ve got a bunch of foreign agents of influence who can move security forces against US citizens.
Never heard “Fuck You Very Much” before but it’s gold or coffee or whatever.
Ironically, the term was popularized via a song in the South Park Movie, sung by “Canadian” cartoon greats Terrance and Phillip — “Fuck You Very Much, Uncle Fucker.”
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While I appreciate the reference, I’m afraid you have that wrong. The line is “Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker”.
Conceded! I never saw the lyrics, but just checked them and you are correuct, sir.
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Fly wins once again, Natty stocks have erupted due to Exxon’s purchase of XTO. Looks to me like the natty is going to have a quarter similar to Gold’s since September. Look out above!!!
Scary truth. I think we’re all bozos on this bus.
Could not agree with Mr FLy’s commentary. This country has maybe a generation left before the lid blows off. Our fearless leaders are feckless, tossed about by the pressure brought by whatever special interest group they happen to be talking with at the moment. I’d vote for one who said what they thought and stuck to it, even if it was wrong at this point.
Finally someone has summarized all this bad shit properly in terms that even the most moronic can understand.
I commend you, sir.
I think FTK is going to get ‘pancaked’ into New Years eve. I plan to pick up a big scoop and ride this pony long well into the 2010. Under $1.00 isn’t likely but if so time to back up the truck.
1000 GMCR @ 66.30!
yikes!
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C getting BOHICA’d.
And with all that good news, too…. hmmmm.
Good thing the market can usually soar to new heights without the financials.
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How pleasant of you to stop by and offer MEANINGLESS information.
Back to your cave!!
(Places hands over ears and squeezes eyes shut)
It is MEANINGLESS that the financials are struggling here!
It is MEANINGLESS that we are deep into the daily and weekly cycle.
The US DOLLAR alleged effect on this market is a MYTH!
Pay NO ATTENTION to the RETAIL SALES numbers, they are meaningless!
(Meee meee meee meee meeee!) 😉
(rooaaaarrr! What’s that, in the back of the cave??)
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fat fucking faces. thats my line