Thursday, March 18th, 2010

I Want To Curse

Saturday, November 21, 2009 at 8:44 pm

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I’m sick and tired of this market not going to 10,500. We were no more than 80 points away from 10,500 last week until that weak/lame sell off. Mostly everything gets me mad, from dumb cellphones to disgusting people to men who get their eyebrows plucked. But nothing vexes me more than denying “The Fly” of what’s rightfully his: victory.

Talk all you want about moving averages and/or SCARY ECONOMIC DATA: I spit on you.

I spit on you, from the the top of the Empire State Building. I spit on you.

As I write this, my stupid neighbor has a bunch of “illegal Mexicans” doing renovations on his house, making all sorts of noise with their silly little tools. I feel like grabbing a hammer and putting a few good sized holes in his house; but I won’t. Instead, I will roam around my house, barking out orders, while ignoring all incoming emails/texts and most definitely phone calls—for I have the symptoms of the “death flu,” and there is nothing remotely fun about that.

In closing, on my eyes, the market will touch down on 10,500, before X-Mas, granting me my only wish, which is: a very vulgar and entirely unnecessary rude iBC Christmas.

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43 Responses to “I Want To Curse”
  1. SlopeHoper says:

    You’re wrong, wakeup and open your eyes, the real high was set on Oct19. The Nov17 spike was a fakeout and we’re set for 10k in next few weeks.

  2. Dr Fly says:

    How am I wrong?

    Shut up, at once!

  3. JakeGint says:

    Not wrong.

    Just expectorating.

    ____

  4. Dubz says:

    We just need 1 melt-up or 2 solid days and this curse of not being able to curse will be lifted. It is possible but is it probable!?

    Truth be told, this blog is a lot more enjoyable with cursing, curses to that fucking guy who wrote in the comments about your language which started this whole debacle.

    CURSES!!

    P.S Swine flu isn’t that bad, ok yeah it is.

  5. the huddled masses says:

    now look what you wall street tick tards have done…you upset FLY …whats next ????now get that market to 10500.00 this week and stop fuckn around with it

  6. Hawaii Five0 says:

    Sorry Fly,

    I had it about three months ago with pneumonia thrown in for good measure.

    If it’s any comfort, the whole ordeal was must better within a month and the flu part pretty much went away in a week.

  7. David Tice says:

    I’ve got the same symptoms..

    David

  8. JakeGint says:

    Wife and little one had it about two weeks ago. Tamiflu stamps it out pretty quick (not much more than 48 hours).

    Get some.

    _________

  9. Mercury Man says:

    Dr. Fly, may I offer you a small heaping of mercury?

  10. Goldie says:

    Fly will not curse in 2009 or 2010.

  11. TA says:

    That feeling of a flu coming on fucking sucks so many large cocks.

    I feel for you and the rest of us really miss the fucking egregious swearing.
    It’s like a part of you needs to lash out but can’t.

  12. Damon says:

    Remember in the late 1980’s how all the rich dudes were loading up on gold, only to see it tank?.

    In 1965, gold was $35.00/ounce.

    In 1985 it was $327.00/ounce

    In 2001 it was $276.00/Ounce

    In 2009, a mere 8 years later and it is close to $1,200.00/ounce and looks like it is going to double in a year.

    Anyone seeing the big picture here? Am I hallucinating?

    II never thought I would witness this crap in my lifetime.

    Hey, maybe they should name the new world currency “The IBC!”

  13. j says:

    any of you guys see that a whole lot of emails from a problem global warming research site has have hacked and posted on the web? They seem to be very incriminating.

    This may be a good time to short some solar crap.

    • Yogi & Boo Boo says:

      Realclimate.org had a post on the breach. Went over most of the points that are being spun. Not much there. I think the big picture is still we (the US) will soon be buying our clean energy technology from the Chinese and we will be left behind. The modern information based society, needs huge and ever growing amounts of clean energy to operate. Coal just don’t [sic] cut it long term. The Chinese realize it. Nuclear, solar, geothermal, wind, tidal, natural gas for transportation, those are the energy sources of the future.

      The political blame game of the future will be who lost the energy technology “race”/”war” with the Chinese.

  14. Bob Smith says:

    Don’t be some greedy hater Fly. Your behavior is unbecoming. Im sure you “banked coin” on the way up from 6,500. So just thank your lucky stars you’ve gotten to 10,300 and don’t sweat the measly 200 pts. And whats more, if youre so sad, then learn to get short (and make yourself even more “coin”). When/if this market ever goes down (which is highly doubtful no matter what happens) you can make money that way too. Don’t be so 1-dimensional :P

    Cheers!

    Bob Smith

  15. ChrisBrown says:

    LOL @ the glorious insight provided by Bob Smith.

  16. omfgitsjd says:

    When this market ignites upward and it will. get ready to be thunderstruck.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X80Qjh9Yivs

  17. noodle king says:

    man fuck this shit
    no matter what happens
    im the noodle king.

  18. heaterman says:

    Speaking of disgusting people………This is hilarious and righteously appropriate From “The Big Picture” …….

    With The Dow at new highs of 10440, CNBC¹s resident revisionist historian Jim Cramer encouraged what remains of his audience To “Buy! Buy! Buy!” recommending the purchase of Williams Sonoma (WSM $22) who sells over-priced culinary gadgets that few actually need. “People LOVE over­paying for things!” he exclaimed.

    The Carnival Barker host of CNBC’s “Mad Money,” Mr. Cramer’s assertion has a solid basis in truth for those who listened to him. His most notable “Buy” recommendations have been Sears Holdings (SHLD) at $197 ­down 60%, Google (GOOG) at $700 ­ down 20% and the almost daily reiteration to “Buy” natural gas stocks like Chesapeake Energy (CHK) at $43, which currently
    trades for half that at $21. “Hey!” he told a befuddled caller “If you liked the stock at $43, you’ve got to be just nuts about it at $21!”

    Coincidentally, Nielsen reports that his viewership has moved in lock-step with his recommendations, and is also down 50%.

    Cramer remains his own biggest fan despite studies which show his picks have actually underperformed the markets and are no better than those chosen randomly by a chimpanzee.

    Cramer’s most notable calls have been the “Buy!” recommendation of Bear Stearns at $65 which fell to $30 and then $2 the following week, before rebounding to $10. His call of the “market bottom,” which records show he made at 13,000, 12,500, 11,800, 10,000, and 9,000 before advising viewers to get out of the markets at 7900. His revisionist claim that he called the actual bottom at 6500 cannot be verified in print or on tape, and a $15000 reward posted by a former follower for just such evidence remains unclaimed.

    Apparently feeling better than a few weeks ago when he advised viewers to exit the market at 9100, Cramer extolled “I feel really good about the market here” as the Dow peaked for the day.

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