The Nuance of Winship

On Thursday, iBankCoin will celebrate its 2nd birthday—much to the chagrin of my detractors. The gates and walls of iBankCoin are tall and the enemy is not afforded siege weaponry, no towers whatsoever. So, you over there in the pink sweater, don’t even think of testing my high spirited demeanor, for I will knock your eyebrows clean off your stupid mug.

The market is going lower today. Therefore, you are better off playing with idle sticks of dynamite today, than messing around with your watchlists. How do I know this?

Answer: Because I do.

Always remember, “The Fly” wins all the time, even when Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] is trading below $2.

Today’s advice is simple: go eat a sandwich. Seriously, get the hell out of here and order something Italian.

I’ll be back later. I am very, very busy.