This is why America is a second rate power.
In 2006, Ms. Linn’s group went to the Federal Trade Commission to complain about the educational claims made by Disney and another company, Brainy Baby. As a result, the companies dropped the word “educational” from their marketing. But the group didn’t think that was enough.
So let me get this straight, Ms. Linn and a bunch of other lunatic parents want a freakin’ refund (boy do I wish I could curse right now) because the little videos on their tv did not turn their little brats into baby geniuses? Hmm. Well, I would be more than willing to dispute such claims by Ms. Linn and say: yes indeed, “The Fly’s” kids watched Baby Einstein videos and they are now little baby geniuses.
What ever happened to real parenting, like sitting down with your kids and teaching them simple multiplication? Who are these people that rely on videos to teach their children? Let me guess, it’s the “career Mothers,” who would rather have a baby sitter and a DVD player raise their kids, instead of doing the work themselves. Selfish, lazy bastards!
See, the problem with this country is too many freedoms, coupled with an extremely effeminate society. Everyone gets offended; because everyone is weak. I say, bring on the Chinese prison factories now and let’s get America back one Nike sneaker sole at a time.
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Yea , I couldn’t believe that shit myself.
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>>coupled with an extremely effeminate society…<<
WAY too hilarious!
it’s the truth. there is a push by the left to turn men into pussies. It’s 100% true if you think about it.
100% true.
Dude – leave Dpz alone… He only loves Jon Stewart’s ‘funny bone’.
“What ever happened to real parenting, like sitting down with your kids and teaching them simple multiplication?”
An F in Math
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
“Why?” asks the father.
“The teacher asked ‘How much is 2×3?’ I said ‘6’”
“But that’s right!”
“Then she asked me ‘How much is 3×2?'”
“What’s the fucking difference?”
“That’s exactly what I said.”
Let me say this in a gentlemanly manner consistent with our current Tarp/Talf Index rules — Second paragraph; Fuckin A…
Steve, Jr. still uses Baby Einstein and it has worked well. He does not have to ride the short yellow bus to school anymore and as a bonus he now understands when neighbor Fly speaks to him.
“Bastard” is not a curse word. At least it isn’t slang. Nicely played, Fly…
Are you serious? China is communist country, run by chronies. You really think that Americans would be better off adopting Chinese style Dickensian policies? It’s one thing to attack American parenting, it’s another to advocate Chinese style exploitation…
Pipe down, QJ. Those red Communists know more about capitalism than our damn White House administration. They may be communists, but at least they know how to exploit their resources. Meanwhile, we hamstring our own economy to the appeasement of burlap sack-wearing ecojackasses and economically illiterate lobbyists.
Shut up at once.
The reaction to GLW sucked today……
Everything sucked today.
Fucking brilliant rant even without the much needed swearing
I thought public schools were the equivalent. My bad.
You’ve hit the nail on the head. America as a society has become totally gay. Home ownership has somehow become a right, not a privilege. And every little hiccup in the economy is met with slashing of interest rates because god forbid we Americans must endure the down end of a business cycle. This gayification of America has been in the works ever since Reagen presidency ended.
Really? Gay? That’s the best slur you could come up with? And then you go and mis-spell Reagan.
Wanta see some green? SRS and TZA. Herr Fly may not cuss again for years since he may have made a foolish vow. It is simple how to fix things – just do the opposite of the Obama clown.
i will be at the local brothel enjoying titties and beer all week since the market will be tanking ..so i think buying FAS @54in november might have to wait since 35 or lower will keep the career ladies in boots
The joo bankers on wall street are buying the dollar, because they know if they dont america will demand strong dollar policy, aka big ben will have to raise rates to protect USD….the last think joo bankers want is the fed to mess up their yield curve, so they will go long USD futures, knowing that it doesnt take much dough at all to move the currency markets because of the 1% margin requirements, and everyone is short USD anyway so a lil move will spark short covering rally. buy the commodities on dips, the dollar is fundamentally flawed.
You are correct in your description of the bond, but the antisemitism is not warranted, necessary nor humorous. Is Bill Gross, that commie asshat, Jooish?
You may recall what happened in the last Great Depression when people started blaming “joos” for everything.
Knock it off.
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Jake,
you ain’t seen nothing yet. When things get really bad many good americans (that look like “foreigners” will be run from the country. More brain drain, just hastening our demise.
I read a book Financial Armegeddon a few mos ago. – not what will happen, but what could happen.
You are right – when things go wrong, people blame anyone that is different – -including people that appear more successful. And pols look to use this inclination blame others in order to deflect blame for their own failings (see GWB and Iraq War).
Separately, in answer to your rhetorical question: Yes, Bill Gross is Jewish.
Yes, I would be inclined to agree that Bush Derangement Syndrome is similar in character and irrationality to virulent antisemitism.
Ironically, both prejudices have been used to great effect by socialists to sway the more dimwitted of the “populist mobs” in order to seize power for authoritarian purposes.
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“seize power for authoritarian purposes”
Yeah, Bush’s handlers would never have considered doing something so anti-Constitutional as that!
Jake, you have a huge blind spot born of your proclivity to see everything as my club vs their club – my label v their label. Think for yourself and appreciate nuance. Obama’s people are grabbing power for their interests and Bush’s handlers did the same. This though may blow your mind: Both the Obama and Bush administrations can be flawed..
And Bush didn’t use the threat of terrorism for exactly the same purpose? I’d argue that American dimwitted mobs are much more easily swayed to rightist extremism due to their Christian fundamentalist background.
Another dimwit.
Tell me, how many citizens should we allow to be killed — how many of our major cities should we allow to be attacked before we “address the threat of terrorism?”
I don’t know about you — I suspect you are a dimwit Euro eating french fries while relaxing under our defense aegis — but I lost two guys from my high school home-room class to separate terrorist incidents (Lockerbie and 911).
I tend to take the whole wackjob Wahabbist death to Amelica thing kind of seriously.
Now go fondle a goat.
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So you’re OK sacrificing your basic freedoms to keep you safe and sound in your comfy bed? Dude, with freedoms come risks. I can’t think of anything more un-American than having the gubmint listen in on your phone conversations or seize your emails without a warrant, both of which they had the right to do under the Patriot Act.
Who needs wire taps when we have facebook/twitter/myspace? Everyone loves giving out all the informaion anyone could ever want.
Its tough to educate Jake – – finding thinking uncomfortable, he always resorts to name-calling.
I notice you have nothing but an ad homenum response, again, Perty.
I’m quite sure you’d like nothing better than to “re-educate” me.
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What “basic freedoms” have I sacrificed, you collosal douche?
You leftists wouldn’t know a freedom if it slapped you in the face with a mackeral.
You whine about Bush tapping terrorists, but giving away the right to choose your own healthcare without gov’t interference? That’s fine.
Seriously, it’s like dealing w. the dame bramaged.
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Yeah, I mean when is the last time you saw a mob for Anarchy or Truthers?
As against left wing mobs thinking that a quick $800 billion will cure all economic ills.
And what laws has the Great One changed from the one’s the previous president signed? Oh yea, that’s right he doesn’t like sticking female knickers over a towel head suggesting it’s worse than murder.
Oh right, the joo bankers had nothing to do with it. :rolls eyes:
I don’t know if we have too many freedoms, but too many idiots have too much time on their hands.
They should get their dumb asses to work but they’re wasting their time and everyone elses on useless horseshit. UR rite. the US is toast, done, fini…
But there’s still prenty of cash to be made.
Coming soon to a country near you: currency crisis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRmVo1ZD7fw
I work with children in a dental setting, and I couldn’t agree more. Sadly, the kids have great potential, it’s the horrible parents that muck it up. Gen-X parents (and I’m gen-x) are the worst authority figures in the history of our country. We can’t just let the shitty parenting of our forebears slide, we must purge our baggage and sadness by allowing our children to run amuk on this planet. This must stop!
Fly, despite your rough exterior you fucking get it! There is no voice I trust more than yours.
Speak for yourself.
My four kids march around the house in full dress and stand at ease in semi-collapsed British Squares.
What’s more, they go to a school that’s even stricter than the one I attended, which was the strictest on Lawn Guyland, and still is to this day (not that that’s as big a deal today).
Within the next two decades they will be tormenting aging hippy boomers by getting elected to Congress and doing away with the Social Security and the Medicare.
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Nobody should have four kids on this crowded planet. Replacements only …two max.
Ignorant.
The “bad guys” reproduce at astounding rates. It is our DUTY to multiply the number of “good guys” on the planet.
If you have no kids, we’ll be about set, then.
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BTW — “replacement” alone is 2.1. When will you Malthusians learn that people are Earth’s greatest resource?
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I have 4 words for your wife: “Close your legs Whore!”
There is such a thing as being foul-mouthed in a classy way, a la The Fly (most of the time).
Then, there are applications of bad language that make the speaker sound like a 13-year-old who is ecstatic because they just discovered a “naughty word”.
I sure hope you are not talking about my wife, maggot.
Keep in mind — It’s tough picking up chicks at roadie bars when you need to speak through a metal box in your trachea.
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Speaking of image-sensors, Canesta, etc.
Guess whose little engine can both display & scan simultaneously? TI’s or MaVIS’s?
Clue: not 2 letters
Alex talk funny; but he’s focused like a laser beam.
There’ll be nothing but good releases coming out of there over the next year+
Women are the cause of the financial mess we’re in. They want the big house, SUV and kids. Men are suckers for putting up with this shit just to keep the peace and get some pussy.
Maybe a depression will return society to more traditional gender roles. Moms should stay at home and abuse tranquilizers while rasing the kids. Men should resume their place as sole breadwinners.
I read where divorce rates have gone down with the economy. I’m seeing just the opposite within my own social circle. Lots of divorces, especially among couples with young children. Most of this is caused by financial trouble brought on by that lifestyle obsession and subsequent loss of a job. I feel sorry for the guys. They are totally fucked.
Is this an April Fools joke?:-)
word
In our society it’s ok for a woman to say she loves her man, but doesn’t respect him.
In our society it’s unacceptable for a man to say he doesn’t love his woman.
it’s feminine all right
Dude, you are going to have to explain what exactly is going on in that gravatar picture.
As in — “Have you released your ransom demands, yet?”
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Who would I send the ranson note to? that’s my wife!
It looks like you have her in a garrote hold, that’s all.
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ROFL
yeah man… how much for the wife? … and the children?
IACI beats, handily; revs in line.
Nothing is as extremely effeminate as the Fly refusing to swear. Another example of the pussification of America. For that, FTK will drop another dolla and a dime today bitch.
what will Obama dress up as for halloween…pretend to be a president..and not a talk show puppet..?
Michele Caruso Cabrera?
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Chewy
The rumor is he’s going as his idol, Che Guevara.
Finally figured it out. This site is full of paranoid twenty-somethings trying to be macho. Fly is the only one on here I am ever going to bother to read again. I think he understands if you are trying to imitate greatness, you are not. Stocks or anything else. Listen up, much of fly’s wisdom is between the lines.
Sold JAH @ 25.90. . First major loss of the year..
I get the feeling a large hedge fund is playing in this market. It has all the makings of a Tudor attack. Hit the market hard when it’s up to make it really look like it’s offered. That’s how he always played the currencies anyways.
Tim Knight has 180 short positions
Why doesn’t he just short the S&P as it would be pretty much the dame thing.
He must have a lot of time on his hands. I would bet that it would take him 3-4 hours a day of order entry and position mgmt. to manage 180 positions.
Tim Knight draws more lines than a showing of “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” at a fat camp.
Its fucking retarded even if he get free commisions from TOS.
“Are we throwing a party or a funeral for FTK earnings release coming up?” When is the date of the party? I am so sick of this bitch…
Also, thanks for hoArRoAr and SQuirM. ‘Tis the karma of a coffin stuffing leech I suppose.
I now have over 172, count em, 172 short positions. I keep making profit after profit and that is why people let me manage their money.