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Long the Spendthrift

Despite selling out of my small Guess?, Inc. [[GES]] position, I am optimistic about the consumer.

From my personal observations, people are spending themselves stupid again. Shop clerks are bragging about sales again and women are whipping out their plastic cards, from their over priced Coach, Inc. [[COH]] bags, faster than the CNBC crew does lines of blow.

Just today, I took a position in thinly traded Jarden Corporation [[JAH]] . They sell all sorts of crap, from camp equipment to blenders. They are, essentially, levered off of the success/failures of retail stores, like Sears Holdings Corporation [[SHLD]] , with great vigor.

Do not misconstrue my passion for the American idiot; my position is a mere 10,000 shares—going into earnings on the 28th. However, in my sick/twisted head, people are rich as hell, smoking pipes and devouring beluga caviar, as if it was cereal.

Bottom line: At the moment, many of my tech positions are stale, not doing a damn thing. I have built up a cash position, just north of 20%, and I am bored. So, to remedy, I am taking out a few floater positions, while keeping my eye on my current heap of “waste o’time,” so that I may sell them into strength. In other words, I am reshuffling the deck a bit.

DEVELOPING….

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32 comments

  1. jg

    fig

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  2. Pedro

    When are we gonna start buying the Dollar, Fly?

    Every stock-buying fool is touting the “imminent” Dollar crash.

    What’s the best way to play the forthcoming surge in the Dollar?

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  3. Tim Knight

    Fuck! I just got back and my seven digit IWM short is melting. Someone please help. I thought the market was going to crash. Why am I such a great fade? Maybe I should fade myself.

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  4. TA

    Disqus is once again proving what a piece of shit it is
    Too bad it can’t be shorted

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  5. The_Real_Hmmmm

    COH reported great numbers, and they mentioned that they haven’t even tapped the fucking Asian market yet. Do you see Chinese people riding bicycles around Tienanmen Square with Coach glasses and expensive handbags under their shoulders? I SURE CAN! PARIS HIRTON BAYBEE!

    Jewelry stocks have been outperforming from the lows too. I think CASH4GOLD must melt down all their receivables and ship them to China. “We FUQI you,” they reply.

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  6. Panda Bear

    Greetings Fly,

    Since most of the shit we buy is made in China and since most of the retailers have guided higher and starting to stock inventory back up, are shippers a play here? Or do you think they will air freight in stuff instead of shipping them across the seven seas.

    -Panda Bear

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  7. Pedro

    God I hate FTK 🙁

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  8. becauseI know

    Fly,
    I am at 48% cash. SHould I move or stay bored and conservative?

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  9. The Fly

    Coincidentallly, FTK hates you too.

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  10. A. PENIS BOVE

    IM A FUCKING IDIOT !!!!!!

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  11. donut boy

    Bove. I agree completely with your analysis.

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  12. chivo

    Fly, do you like Peter Schiff?

    How about you, Jake?

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  13. Tim Knight

    What happened? I was short seven figures the IWM. Should I keep holding or cover? When am I going to run out of money? I’ll just sell more of my books. Please buy my book, please.

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  14. iSpankLoin

    Once again the Fly A.K.A. Tim Knight is posting to himself. That Bi-Polar shit is nasty.

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  15. Mr. President

    The way the stupid stock has been acting, if SYNA beats and then squeezes I will be flabbergasted.

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  16. Xenophbe

    It’s gonna walk right on up into the close. hehehe. It’s like that air pocket yesterday never happened. hehehehe.

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  17. Name

    I counted 21 charts on your first blog site, and market is still not falling, try it with 50 charts?!

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  18. DPeezy

    Oh, Bernie…
    http://renovomedia.com/news/bernie-madoffs-north-pole-cocaine-fueled-sex-parties/

    Also…why does damn site eat my comments?! For the last several days, I’ve had to post things twice..

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