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I See Ingrates

I see the future and there are a lot of stupid people in it.

Most of you will turn on “The Fly” at the first sign of imperfection. I don’t have to be paranoid to know, you are all out to get me. Sure, I’ve had a good run and the pantry is full of high grade caviar (just kidding. It’s in the fridge)—while you sit there in a stupid Halloween banana costume. I’ve made good coin in this market and will sacrifice aka “donate” some of my winnings to the stock Gods, in order to keep my head right.

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: “The Fly” will not accept your apologies through the email mechanism. Your barbarism does not go unnoticed.

Just today, at the first sign of market weakness, I was accosted by two hecklers, on my very own BLOG, who were exclaiming the virtues of independent thinking. Much to their chagrin, they were quickly discounted by the “internet cognoscenti” as mere “fringe,” and were hastily tossed into an empty flaming barrel of garbage.

Over the years, I’ve given a lot to the internet clown aka “reader,” while asking for very little in return. The story is always the same, just placed in a different time and with an assortment of moronic characters. I will save you time, Mr. Future Heckler of iBankCoin:

THE FLY WINS ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN IT APPEARS HE IS LOSING BADLY.

I do not play games on this here internet, for life is not a game. Many bloggers out there do not take life seriously. This is true; go ask them. As a result, they are shining my iBC standard. My winship, while seemingly unbelievable, is the closest thing to a guarantee, since the great War Bond issuance of WW2.

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46 comments

  1. GARR

    I live for the funk. I die for the funk.

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  2. Woodshedder

    They need to comport themselves with dignity.

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  3. Steve Place

    meh. sell puts next tuesday.

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  4. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    SVR Syniverse Holdings, Inc. I realize tech is breaking down but Barrons gave this one a good write up. Numbers look “ok”..

    Any takers

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  5. Tim Knight

    Dont worry fly. I keep making mistake after mistake but I have the most popular blog out there. I’ve lost all the money, and then some, from the shorts I made in 2008. However, people still want to write on my blog, subscribe to my charting software and all the lemmings just keep coming back to take more of my stock tips.

    Maybe there is something about the internet where they like to talk to losers. I guess thats me..

    Regards

    Tim

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  6. Pillaging your mom
    Pillaging your mom

    this blog is so fucking funny its ridiculous. The only blog around I check daily. god damnit you are a funny bastard FLY and god bless your 80% ytd gains.

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  7. WardandJuneCleaver
    WardandJuneCleaver

    We sold war bonds during WWII. We also had our own Victory Garden. I served donuts at the USO and was in charge of the block drives for scrap. Ward and I used to sing songs like Der Fuehrer’s Face.

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  8. carson

    FLY,
    You don’t get opposition unless you are making an impact. This has been a great site for picking winning stocks, and the insight to letting us know when we should lighten up, and scale out, has prevented me from having losses. Thanks..

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  9. Milktrader

    In token appreciation for the wisdom displayed on this premier blog, I have purchased a VIX put for a quarter. The strike price is 20.

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  10. Milktrader

    I’m even considering lifting my trading moratorium on stocks and participating in the PPT.

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  11. arch

    might jump into SKF in the AM if futures are down and not caring what it does ..looking forward to nibbling FAS @ 54- 65 in the future

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  12. The Fly

    Some have fas buy orders in at $15

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  13. howie

    Just to clarify, I actually didn’t heckle you, I heckled all the little boys who are busy trying to suck your dick on this site (you too, Gint, I thought you were above that). Perhaps you didn’t hear them correctly when they came crying foul to you since your dick was in their mouth whilst they were trying to tell you. Just an assumption. You and your blog are good times, all the dick sucking little boys get old. Just saying.

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    • The Fly

      you forget the dark days when I was plagued with nothing more than a bunch of Ducati’s. Let the Fly enjoy peacetime, for war is just around the corner.

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    • j

      Howie:

      Wtf? Instead of criticizing others and talking about the size of their dicks, let’s see the size that’s hanging in between your legs fella by showing us how to behave and how it’s done.

      Go!

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      • howie

        I don’t believe I’ve ever criticized the size of anyone’s dick in my comments – I don’t size up other guy’s units unless they make it so obvious on their own that you simply have to tell them they have a small dick. Otherwise, I just assume I’ve got the biggest swinging dick and I act accordingly.

        The only point that I was trying to make is this: stop with all of the FIG nonsense (nothing against Fly), it simply makes for pussies. That’s all. Instead, tell him he made a great pick or that he just helped put some coin in your pocket or this or that but A) don’t say it with his dick in your mouth and B) don’t say it in a way that makes you (you in general) look like a fucking patsy. That’s all.

        Carry on.

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  14. franky

    FIG. ibankcoin is like going into a sweat cave by a licensed operator. fucking love this blog, site, and all its practitioners…

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  15. JasonB

    Man, I got burned by TQNT after hours. Down 20% on the earnings “miss”. Nice sale FLY.

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  16. TA

    Your winship like large lovely boobs, speaks for itself.
    We all appreciate what you do here.

    At some point my stubborn ass will join the PPT, it’s only a matter of time.

    That said, the heckler is correct about one thing – the FIG posts are really gay.

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  17. Alvari40

    40 Week Cycle tops out at the end of the month (give or take 1.5 weeks – lol). We remain in a funk until early December – true story.

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  18. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    Some late night banter and articles in which we learn how certain sectors lead us in and out of market rallies. Think DOW theory.

    http://online.barrons.com/article/SB125609954214898389.html?mod=BOL_hpp_popview

    An interesting article from the Brookings Institute about first time home buyers tax credit. This will give you a cleaner view on why the tax credit is a bad idea.

    http://www.brookings.edu/opinions/2009/1009_homebuyer_gayer.aspx

    BTW the latest numbers on 15 and 30 year mortgages, and refi applications indicate buyers are running out of money. Historically low mortgage rates and all the GOV freebee’s can’t put humpty dumpty back together again.

    http://money.cnn.com/2009/10/21/real_estate/mortgage_applications_MBA/?postversion=2009102107

    Why is the above important to keep in mind. Read on.

    Fed survey: Housing, manufacturing drive recovery.

    http://www.businessweek.com/ap/financialnews/D9BFL1HG1.htm

    One thing for sure,

    Commodities are at all time highs, equity markets have rallied 3500 pts, Government treasuries are being printed and bought with abandon and the poor dollar is in the toilet. Something has to give.

    Oh and unemployment has yet to level off.

    We live in interesting times.

    Later.

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  19. bigdik

    I smash the fly ! and laugh as he lays in a pile of steaming shit his pathetic smile smeared in fecal matter

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  20. helpyouout

    Nice article, Flyman.

    Do you want me to click on your Google ad as a tip?

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  21. Confused

    Hey Fly,

    I was going to say that I enjoy your writing style and you are god’s gift to investing but then it struck me

    yesterday you typified – to me – the uninformed and illusioned that live in this country that believe you are somehow coming out ahead, yet don’t understand the bare macro fundamentals as reflected by your posts yesterday where you vacillate in the span of 20 minutes on where you stood it was clear you really are a slave of market movement and not the other way around

    seems to me your analysis consists of forming opinions based on looking at the past 30 min market action

    You typify – at least for a day because I don’t follow you closely – the clueless that think they are actually winning as the country is sold by the pimps in Wash. & Wall St

    If you’re as good as you claim you are, grow a pair and post your trades

    Also if you’re as good as you claim, why be hiring bloggers to make $50 a month a moron
    You should be managing real money, 80% returns and you still running after internet dipshits does not jive

    I personally could bring $50m to you if you were real

    Peace!

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  22. iSpankLoin

    I think the Fly and Tim Knight are one in the same. Tim is Bi-Polar and the Fly is his alter ego…..

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  23. Tim Knight

    Fly? Jake? Today will be my day to make all of the money back that I lost these last 6 months. While I will tip my hat to you for all of the good picks, I am sorry to say that this is the end of the bull market. We will now go to the March lows.

    I have shorted everything I could and am seven figures short the IWM. I cannot lose this time around.

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  24. rogerl

    MVIS news.

    http://www.microvision.com/displayground/?p=1198

    Mint wireless and Uniden to release PicoP based projectors.

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  25. Richy

    Who needs a PPT subscription?

    Not me. I pretty much know when the rank score is at 3.0 and you know you are not far from the magical buy in point of 2.2 when all these stupid ballbags appear from the woodwork….chatting pure shit.

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  26. Noodle Boy

    ESPECIALLY WHEN IT APPEARS YOU ARE LOSING

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  27. Cash-N-Guns

    Cramer will be off the air by Feb 2010….

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  28. Tim Knight

    yes sir! today is finally my day. The indexes in the red and my account finally in the green. A long time coming.

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  29. j

    you go girl

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  30. j

    bought some DSX down here.

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