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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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“The Fly” Wins Again

While you sit there, in your bullshit pleather chair, stupefied by the gangsterism of this market, “The Fly” banks coin.

You shower yourself, fully clothed, sucking down a bottle of Jack, and still—“The Fly” banks coin.

Your wife divorces you because you are a selfish dipshit, and still— “The Fly” banks coin.

This is not rocket science people. If you are too dumb or inexperienced to game this market, join The PPT and learn from a real trading community/analytic Godsend. Fuck you and your asshole twitter feed. When stuff is free, it attracts misfits aka losers of the worst order. Anything that is worth paying attention to has to be paid for. Trying to live life like a vagabond muttonhead will get you exactly where you deserve to be: NOWHERE.

Le Fly is a creator of wealth; what do you do for a living? My guess, you simply waste time.

For the day, I made egregious coin, long Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] , Sonus Networks, Inc. [[SONS]] , DryShips Inc. [[DRYS]] and General Cable Corporation [[BGC]] , amongst others. As you know, I will continue to sell into this rally, as evidenced by the sale of my beloved Starent Networks Corp. [[STAR]] . At the present, my cash position is nearing 40%.

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20 comments

  1. robert

    but you still don’t know the difference between an aloxe-corton and a chambolle-musigny, let alone a corton-charlemagne. you, sir, are a low class, low rent prentender, while I, who banks more coin than you by far, lives very very large and with great intelligence. not to mention the pussy i get to hang around with.

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  2. TA

    Lately the only trade I can find these days is to sell something
    Everything else has ramped up too far and I don’t like to chase

    I think I will let another name go tomorrow on any strength

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  3. mrkcbill

    Grilled Sword Fish….slightly blackened kind of day.

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  4. DBL

    Entertaining as hell, you are. Tequila shots are on me if we should ever meet in South American exile. The only advice I might give is save a little bravado for occasions when it’s not so damn easy to walk tall. You seem to chide your readers for not banking coin, which begs the question, how could they not be? I mean, are you counseling idiots here? This market is a printing press, and probably a liar, too, but there’s no great skill to the game at this point. The Feds are letting us hunt 3-legged blind dogs with canons. Let’s talk about how great we are when they release the squirrels and we get handed a slingshot and we still put up some decent numbers.

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    • The Fly

      I chide my enemies. They know who they are, not ibc’ers.

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    • JakeGint

      If you can believe it, there are still perma bear sites advocating the continuing loss of money via shorting heavily. As a result, misled lemmings have missed this entire move.

      The entire thing.

      __________

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  5. Dave

    But…I’m already signed up with Cramer *ducks chairs*.

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  6. Alf

    Haaaaa!

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  7. Shoot The Bears

    I picked up FTK, LVLT, and RTK this morning. I love where your head is at Fly. I am loving the action on RTK. Buy on the dip and sell on the rip. Target: $2.40. My basis: $1.75.

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  8. robert

    you sound like cramer with your “enemies”. no one cares.

    chambolle-musigny is for thanksgiving turkey dinner.

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    • Braveflaps

      It goes with tofu a la Castro.

      Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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  9. The Fly

    I do not blog for you. When I dispatch my enemies, its a personal triumph.

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    • TheArtist

      it is a personal triumph.

      or

      it( ‘ )s it’s a personal triumph

      my good man of great genius and pen’manship/win’ship squared.

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  10. robert

    sounds like nixon.

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  11. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    Sierra Wireless Inc swir and PMCS sierra charts both look good.

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  12. Homo Bob

    Evening all. I need to gloat.

    I made stupid money on the Puda Coal up-listing since Friday. Up nicely in AH too.

    As to the PPT and the new PUDA amex symbol:

    “Why isn’t my stock in the PPT?
    More than likely, the stock you’re looking for is tiny OTC issue or micro-cap piece of shit. We don’t follow those.”

    I can only say I will burp a fine Bordeaux into the screen.

    Cheers!

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    • Po Pimp

      Funnily enough, AURD got the same message in the PPT. Oh well, it’s up 71% in the last five sessions so they can call it anything they want.

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  13. omfgitsjd

    This is where I remind myself that while real estate related equities where taking a clown pounding last year, I was steadily accumulating the wretched beaten down stocks. Now I look at the results out of boredom and recognize my hollow victory. All the while knowing that the sky is the limit. It just doesn’t do anything for me.

    My thoughts are completely sidetracked by a woman who I speak with frequently. By far an exceedingly beautiful woman, but unfortunately 100% lesbian.

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