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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Readying For My Next Round of Wins

You fuckers really have no idea what’s going on here. You come here, like a dog with bone, feeding off my sage financial advice—like homeless men on Park avenue. Some of you put the ingratitude aside, by way of subscribing to The PPT. Others email me with asshole suggestions, as if I need your advice.

Listen to me, I don’t need your advice now, later or ever. “The Fly” is in a league of his own, making retard bloggers, like TIM, look like babies shitting in the big boy pool.

With regards to the market:

I am hoping it gets harder. At this rate, I will book my first triple digit return since 2003. But, to be honest, as opposed to outright lying to you, it’s not about the money anymore. It’s about my winship, something you little fucking ball jugglers can’t fathom.

Why do I bother?

Here it comes:

“Fly, ummm, I know you’re busy, but can you please tell me when to sell.”

I get paid handsome sums of money, helping people CHANGE their fucking lives, by way of BALLOONING their net worth. Think about that, before you email me with asshole advice.

Off for a late night drive.

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51 comments

  1. Mushroomz

    Somebady bring me back some money please… YEAAAH that beat is sick

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  2. SteveTheNeighbor

    Neighbor Fly- When you took your PT Cruiser out for a late night drive you crashed into my mailbox.
    Not to worry though. Steve, Jr. is out there now with a shovel and a hammer.

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  3. Kenai

    Hi Fly,

    The PPT seems awesome.
    Can we scan for Canadian stocks, or only US for now?
    If so, I’m signing up first thing in the morning!

    THX
    K

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    • The Fly

      no Canadian eh

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    • Indie

      obviously there’s canadian stocks… listed on the NYSE.

      most that matter are listed there anyway. everything being relative you can use the PPT calls on those stocks and compute the number to make up your own mind for buys and sells on the TSX. i’ve been doing it with great success so far. other fellow caneydians are on the PPT.

      it’s all good.

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      • JakeGint

        I did not know about Indie, but Dubz is a good Canadian too.

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        • Kenai

          Thanks Indie, you’re right, I didn’t think of that.
          I would think it really limits the number of stocks available, though, no?
          So you’ve been able to use the PPT successfully that way?
          I really hope so,it sounds like an awesome tool.
          I’ll have to give it a try and see…

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          • Indie

            Kenai

            If you think about it… what TSX stock have you invest lately that’s not on the NYSE (or the nasdaq)? me, i can’t even remember one. i’m dead serious. can’t come up with a single one. like i said, all the ones that matter are there. but that’s me… i don’t do vancouver stocks or low volume tsx penny stocks.

            if you read french, i can suggest to you a great canadian tech analysis site : http://www.gourou.tv it includes toronto and vancouver. but there’s no community, blog. but still… there TA is pretty good. it’s another tool i use to help me in the decision making.

            btw, respect to dubz from the PPT. i often check his opinion before taking a decision on a tsx trade. that’s all part of the PPT: the tools, the informed community, the access to institutions researches, etc…

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          • Kenai

            Hey Indie,

            You’re right, everything I own is available on both sides of the border. I don’t do penny stocks and don’t touch CDNX either. I tried buying some US stocks in the past, but I just got totally screwed with the currency.
            I’ll go ahead and sign up for the PPT this weekend and give it a shot.
            Thanks for the link too, I’ll check it out…

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  4. MOOBER

    You haven’t been on a late night drive in a while. Interesting development…

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  5. Mo the Wiesel

    He KENAI

    Dont expect any favors from this prick, he is not too civilized. There again if you like kissing asses ??

    GOOD LUCK !!!

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  6. alwaysloosing

    “Fly, ummm, I know you’re driving, but can you please tell me when to brake…”

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  7. alwaysloosing

    ……Wind ?

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  8. Jcast

    taking the ferrari for a late night spin?

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  9. HenryFool

    Fly: what is missing from RTK that keeps it off PPTdar?

    late night thought: I like the thought that I’m over 50% cash here and I love nothing more than
    Readying For My Next Round of Wins!! I’m onboard Senor Tropicana!

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  10. Hammy

    a small section of pre-flight survival swim class from last week:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7bDba5HKg8

    jump from the tower, swim 15 meters under water

    then, there’s a portion w/ treading water and survival floating

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  11. The_Real_Hmmm

    The late night drive is the best in the Fall. Sunroof and windows cracked, radio off. Clarity, especially for the autodidact.

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    • Braveflaps

      Listen to me all you sick motherfuckers: driving and autodidacting at the same time is not only a crime against God, but a federal offense punishable by multiple slap chops to the balls.

      If you want clarity, buy a kilt, then get tickets to BEAVER, my new movie directed by Jodie Foster’s bush.

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      • The_Real_Hmmm

        Why don’t you go back to juicing lemons on your mother’s cock for “Cosmos and ‘Designing Women’ night.” Crocodile Dundee couldn’t even survive that much bush.

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        • Braveflaps

          I like to sandwich a couple episodes of Golden Girls between those two shows.

          And for the record, Dundee was a poofter. Steve Irwin also caught him going down on a bloody great croc, mate.

          Beat him within an inch of his life, I reckon.

          Thumbs up, touch wood – say BEAVER.

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  12. BuffaloUdders

    Ahh yes, driving in the fall – it is great isnt it. I dont give a fuck which car it is – when I was in college with my toyota celica, just opening the windows and hammering that engine was an excellent experience. Tonight I blared out some bad ass techno house while rolling with the windows down, flailing like a NJ broad brow.

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    • Mr. President

      I assure you – it’s more fulfilling in an f-body, LS1 Camaro, t-tops down, pipes rumbling.

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      • TheArtist

        Austin Healey 100/4

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        • Mr. President

          That, sir, is dignified.
          I’m newer-school and less patient.
          My 2000 Z28 is old-school to me.
          Do you have an Austin Healey 100/4?

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  13. WallStreetHunter

    “I am leaving work early, in order to enjoy the luxuries of a dental examination.”

    “Off for a late night drive.”

    $10 says some dentist’s house burns tonight.

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  14. domtex

    triple digit return..how do you figure,,you’ve been in, you’ve been out,,you’ve been very confused..show us! no don’t show us, it’s better to imagine!!

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  15. mrkcbill

    Fly your having a great year…..and i’m letcha finish…..But Lenny Dykstra
    Sits in The Gretzky House banking coin—- and he has a lear jet.

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  16. Fly's Agent/PR man

    Listen you fuckers, the Fly is banking more coin than Goldman Sachs. Even his losers eventually become winners. However, he is not really about banking coin – he is about making his point, that’s all.

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  17. Lemonjello

    The Dope with No Hope provides a very valuable service, he’s like the fly strip of the internet attracting the boobs in one place so that they don’t fuck up all of the other sites. Is there any crowd less-equipped and lazier than the retail bears? You give them an arms length list of bullish arguments and they refer to the latest YouTube video from some “retired” software developer live from the crawl space under his house. And every one of them refers to “my indicators” like they’re a nuclear physicist that’s solved Pi. Let’s be honest, every one of them stares at the pretty blinking lights all days with tiny beads of sweat pouring down their abnormally large foreheads as the market extracts another pound of flesh. Here’s an bulletin, you can not claim to be employed as a trader if you flip 25K back and forth between FAS and FAZ. You sir are an unemployed individual attempting to pay the bills by gambling in the stock market. You aren’t an Accountant either just because you filled out your own return last year with TurboTax. My indicators tell me you don’t know squat.

    Alas, the time is near for a pull back that will add some fuel to fires of these charlatans. While I do so love the daily grind higher, nothing makes them crazier than the hopes of a reversal dashed on the rocks.

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    • j

      Lemonj

      I wonder what crass/skin crawling bar scene the fucker is going to have up today, seeing the “players” have had such a “busy” week putting up second rate crap up on a 3rd rate site and having their balls kicked in?

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      • Lemonjello

        I like “The Players” since they all truly believe that they are on the inside simply because they understand what a short is (even if they don’t have a clue when to employ it) while the guy in the cubicle next to them has never heard of the thing. This week they oughta host happy hour from the L Street in Southie before the movie was made, a real armpit to match their performance. Miller High Life for everyone!!!!!!!!!

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        • JakeGint

          You give them an arms length list of bullish arguments and they refer to the latest YouTube video from some “retired” software developer live from the crawl space under his house.

          That’s just beautiful.

          _______

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          • Yogi and Boo Boo

            Indeud! Freakin’ great stuff.
            Lemonjello are you related to Jello Biafra? Where did you get that razor sharp wit? Don’t shake any hands you’ll slice their palms.

            You know you should post the bear sightings report in the PeeGee. You would make KOPG by the end of the month…

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          • Lemonjello

            I’m afraid if I became an actual blogger that I would end up on one of those traffic graphs The Mush posts and I’d have to explain to my wife how I lost to that guy at anything.

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  18. nummy

    what you don’t realize is that your gains are being outweighed by the erosion of your spending power.

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    • TA

      LOL – it’s Nummy from the Dope site!

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      • nummy

        hey, it’s TA from the douche bag site!

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        • JakeGint

          Give Nummy some credit. At least he/she doesn’t show up here under some anonymous troll name.

          That’s a far site better than most of ’em.

          __________

          That all said, Nummy’s claim give proof to my supposition that many over there suffer from some form of cognitively dissonant innumeracy. If “gains are being outpaced by currency erosion” as he/she claims… what does that say about their bearish losses?

          Is the theory “well money’s turning to crap anyhoo, mind as well lose it faster…?”

          __

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  19. Nathaniel_Goodwin

    Hi ya Fly,
    I just found your site this morning. It’s probably the most badass hardcore financial site on the web. It really puts to shame some of those other titty-baby financial blogs. I have some advice on how you can make your site even better.
    1. Incorporate some samurai swords or ninja stars into the iBankCoin logo.
    2. Add an animated gif file of some bikini girls dancing with dollar bills raining down on them on the frontpage.
    3. End each post with Jay-z or WuTangs CREAM.
    I have a couple of other ideas also, let me know if you want some more.

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  20. susan

    The slope of dope lives up to his name. The doughboy, so insecure it is funny. he must have been the kid who everyone picked on in school. Ultra sensitive to any criticism.. Constantly bragging about his huge gains, his wealth and if you do not like it he has bags of money to stick his lawyers on you. Pathetic.
    The only trader I have seen who seemingly rarely loses money. His dimwitted followers are given the pleasure of doughboy bragging about his gains, after the fact. Duh, maybe you want to help traders? Just a thought

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    • JakeGint

      Ouch, slapped around by a chick, that’s gotta hurt.

      Just like in high school?

      BTW — you forgot about his posts about what a good person he is, whilst taking oblique shots at this money coining site. Like that excuses his ushering his lemmings off a cliff. Too hilarious.

      ________

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  21. mrsbuttons

    dear mr fly – if you’re making so much money how come you are wasting your time with the PPT and silly subscribers and websites that don’t appreciate you anyway..shouldn’t you be rubbing elbows with the Barton Biggs of the world and signing on higher net worth clients?

    I mean take it a notch there fella….

    by the way was stock addict and chart addict one and the same?

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