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I Drink Your Milkshake

This is not a closing post, but a final warning to men wearing burlap shirts—short the refiners:

I WILL DRINK YOUR FUCKING MILKSHAKE, from 10,000 miles away, if need be. Go ahead, bet against me, via going short Tesoro Corporation [[TSO]] , Valero Energy Corporation [[VLO]] , Holly Corporation [[HOC]] and Western Refining, Inc. [[WNR]] , see where it gets you.

Do it.

Now!

In other news, Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] closed on their retarded secondary offering. With the Devil’s grace (God does not know what a Flotek is), the stock can now climb out of the murderhole its been in—all summer long—and springboard higher. A little institutional push can go a long way.

Top picks, refiners, TerreStar Corporation [[TSTR]]

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44 comments

  1. Juice

    Fly,

    Drink it up!

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  2. Proshares

    I have swine Flu, so drink up! Enjoy.

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  3. Aristotle

    “I WILL DRINK YOUR FUCKING MILKSHAKE”, whatever you do, do not touch my motherfricking blackberry moonshine, made by WoodrowShedder!

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  4. dubz

    Interesting – IBC mentioned on Google Finance – http://www.google.com/finance?q=NASDAQ:TSTR under “Discussed in Blogs”

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  5. Damon

    Fly,

    That tropical depression I linked to on here yesterday, officially became a tropical storm named Danny. It is going to wreck havoc as it graduates into a hurricane and takes out production along the Gulf Coast.

    That would be a “Heartbreak Hurricane” for the bears.

    http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/

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  6. punyandy

    cash n guns can erase the “cash” part from his nickname. getting his face ripped off in AIG.

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    The market will never be down again. Just look at WPRT rip the faces off the bears today!

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    • punyandy

      AIG is up about $5 in the past 20 minutes. Insane run up into the close.

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  8. Woodshedder

    Drinking someone’s milkshake smacks of homoeroticism.

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    • dubz

      It’s treu (sic)

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      • SteveTheNeighbor
        SteveTheNeighbor

        Stop the encouragement Neighbor. Steve, Jr. just read your comment about the mikshake and now Steve,Jr. believes he too may be gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
        Now he wants to march with you in the NYC Gay Pride Parade and says he wants to ride one of the floats with you.
        My heart is breaking. Oy Vey!! What will I tell his Uncle Shlomo?

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  9. Mr. Leonard Dysktra

    Listen to me all you stock geniuses – what are the 2 stocks being pumped by Motley Fools recently – one is a tech supposedly safe from being taken over by China and used by GE and Boeing and is located in an area that is developing similar to Silicon Valley? Stock no. 2 is one Bill Gates is supposed to fear and is making big headway in Japan? I need these 2 stocks so I can move out of my car and get a hotel room.

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  10. High Frequency Trader

    I am responsible for that AIG spike near the bell. My Trader Bots are the best – located in New Jesey in a huge nondescript brick building. This is the Future – Trader Bots relentlessly trading in true machine like fashion. Get used to it.

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  11. TraderCaddy

    How ironic would it be that Fly hoping for that first East Coast Hurricane to do some damage actually ends up hitting NYC and on top of that it’s name is Danny.

    http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/storm_graphics/AT05/refresh/AL0509W5_NL+gif/143059W5_NL_sm.gif

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  12. TheTruthTrader@blogspot.com

    I’m rocking the (WNR) milkshake with ya……swing long and daytrading the ramp up.

    (BEAT) rocking in the AH oh….8.79 now

    WTF happened with (AIG) in the last 20 minutes of trading and the AH….what kind of fukery is that?!?

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  13. mustard seeds

    General trend info, not pertinent to Milkshake Drinking….rock on VLO….Bought DEC 21 calls a good while ago.

    Anyway Fobociani, I mean, Fibonanci, er… you know that Italian Line stuff:

    http://www.tigersharktrading.com/articles/16538/1/The-Wagner-Daily-ETF-Report-For-August-26/Page1.html

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  14. Big Mike

    Hey La Mosca,

    You know who else used to say to me ” I drink your milkshake? ”

    Drunken college girls during in the old days, booty calls that is…

    (in drunken state) “Heeeeyyy, I wassss wondering whether I can come over and drink drink some of your milkshake”

    Just warning you… your statement may come off as GAY!

    FYI…conversation would always end as…”Make sure you bring beer! THE GOOD SHIT TOO, none of that piss-water crap or I will go ape shit” Hangs up…

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  15. carson

    (Hero)
    Good insider buying, has pulled back, and poised to go higher from here. Is this correct?

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  16. DPeezy

    lol, Bernanke was a victim of ID theft.
    How did you think he found out?

    ‘Heyyy…waittaminute…I didn’t buy TWO helicopters??!”

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  17. needle dick the bug fucker
    needle dick the bug fucker

    I got to thinking about the AIG spike on Greenberg news. AIG CEO is either in way over his head or the company is in real trouble!

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  18. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    This place is deader than Ted Kennedy’s dick. I sense a market change of direction to DOWN.

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  19. HenryFool

    It’s good to be king!

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    • TheArtist

      you’ll need to construct a new castle to house your new throne room.

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  20. j

    Boeing flies . Finally those freaking engineering geeks have said the Dreamliner is going to fly by the end of the year and is up almost 8% in the pre-market. Fuck it I’m going to be a pig and buy a little more.

    Fuck me, I like this depression.

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    • TheArtist

      yeh, you’re up 10 bucks a share on that puppy, good deal…..
      now if just AA can do the same.

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      • j

        Artist:

        Thanks for the kind words

        I don’t know how play the airlines but i can tell you a little story about one. Back in the late 80’s I worked for an I-bank that got involved in the leveraged buyout of NorthWest Airlines. It started off as a shit deal and the airline was teetering on the edge for a long time. Anyways the firm valued the stock in its books at 3 dollars a share after writing down impairment charges. 6 years later they sold the stock at 85 bucks a share. There’s a shit load of GDP leverage in airlines it seems. Once we get out of the recession the airlines that hung around will be seen as the survivors and they could catapult like that.

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        • TheArtist

          yeh I’m into airline stocks.
          on the side, I was hired by Honda (at the time called Honda R&D, now they have officially changed it to HondaJet) to design and hand fabricate some interior pieces for the one and only prototype Honda jet that they hand made in a hangar here in Greensboro NC. Very nice small jet, they worked on it here making the one jet for about 6 years (mind blowing fabrication shop and equipment, the entire jet is rolled carbon fiber). Now they are building the big plant here to make them in production, I drove over to see it the other day. Alines, and the aluminum used to make them, once the recession is over should do well since they are so beaten down still now. I mean hell, US Airways is 3 bucks for crying out loud.

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  21. chivo

    TKLC getting murdered day after day…still a top pick?

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  22. F U Asshole

    spoken in the “Terminator” voice”

    Fuck you Federal Reserve

    Federal Reserve Says Disclosing Loans Will Hurt Banks

    These fuckers should be in jail.

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  23. so i herd you liek mudkips
    so i herd you liek mudkips

    this morning has been a pants-pissing day in the US markets. equities, treasuries, and commodities all taking a shit together in the same direction, christ is Japan moving all their money or something? where the fuck is the flow moving other than to Yen, it can’t possibly be capturing all this cash can it?

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    • TheArtist

      all the cash is captured by Goldman Sachs….you should know that by now.

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  24. Richy

    AIG parabolic!

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  25. HenryFool

    RTK add @ 1.85
    BDCO biding @.48 partial fill

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    • Juice

      Henry,
      Why do you love RTK so much, again?

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      • HenryFool

        I thought the news and the offering went well. low volume pullback. See how the week closes. looking for $2 close on week!

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  26. ZenProfit

    “Big Shake-Up at CNBC in the Fall”

    http://tinyurl.com/kw6uor

    Too bad it is NOT true.

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  27. j

    Fuck me. AIG is killing shorts. Shorts have been destroyed in that stock.

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    • Richy

      I see there are only 120 million AIG shares floating now.

      Have I got that right? 65 million volume today, half the float. Must be some skullduggery involved from the high frequency goons at jpm,gs etc as well surely?

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  28. S

    Forget about The Fly, I just made $752k in 2 days. Come over to Xtrends and I’ll show you how to make some real $

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