iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
23,432 Blog Posts

I’m Back!!

And I am ready to fuck you up. Don’t let a little market magic get in the way of you making all sorts of ridiculous mistakes. By the way, have you noticed the INSANE accuracy of my market picks?

You want advice? You want to make some coin?

Take a look at the darn refiners.

Night-night fuckfaces.

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32 comments

  1. Damon

    Houston, we have a problem.

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  2. punyandy

    Nikkei up a meager 3% so far.

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    • Damon

      Maybe that’s is because Toyota got 75% of the cash for clunkers ‘straight to the profit margin’ money.

      You’d think they would have made it only American vehicles which qualified….but that would be considered protectionism!

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  3. Juice

    The Fly returns. “flyer than a piece of paper bearin’ my name”

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  4. Damon

    “The future is no indicator of past performance”

    …or is it…

    “the past is no indicator of future performance?”

    The truth is, that pre-market futures have been a terrible indicator of daily performance (as of late).

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  5. Leo

    TSO all the way baybee.

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  6. MIKE_GR

    Speaking about accuracy, what happened with your Flotek (FTK) and AMD picks?

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    • A Monkey With a Dart Board
      A Monkey With a Dart Board

      I didn’t think FTK and AMD were good picks.

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      • Richy

        Really?

        Fly bought AMD at around 3.97 if i rememeber correctly. It hit 4.10 just now, so maybe you should shut up?

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        • A Monkey With a Dart Board
          A Monkey With a Dart Board

          AMD +$0.13, wowee-zoweee! cash out and buy a pack of gum!

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  7. Chart Jockey

    Yes but Fly, tell us how you REALLY feel, eh?

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  8. TheArtist

    o-no….don’t tell me XOM, fly’s favorite darling might be back in play?

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  9. Philip

    thoughts on fto…..solid fundamentals and has been forming a nice base….risk on downside is about a dollar at 12.50 support.

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  10. TheArtist

    looks like all the GS employees will be holding their annual company getaways in Mexico now?

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  11. j

    They were told they can’t spend it, Artist. They were told in no uncertain terms not to demonstrate any ostentatious spending.

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  12. Yogi & Boo Boo

    Is everyone on vacation? Doesn’t anyone want to trade anymore?

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  13. j

    I do of course. I’m not on any sort of vacation/ Just sticking with my positions.

    By the way anyone seen the Dog as I’m thinking of putting out a missing persons report on him. Seeing FAZ is down in the 2’s I’m really worried about the reprobate as we all know how unstable he was at the best of times.

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    • TheArtist

      your BA is doing well since you bought it for the ol’ IRA

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    • JakeGint

      Meanwhile you are banking massive coin on your BAC call… what did you get in at? Under $4?

      _________

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      • j

        Jake, Artist;

        I started buying those little suckers at 3.5 all the way to 6 bucks by just averaging in, keeping sorta 1/2 quiet about it as people here would have hung shit on me and would have thrown me off the game.

        I sold a tiny bit the other other but still have 60,000 of them. I’m not even looking at the price anymore as I don’t want to be tempted into selling any for a long time.

        You’re going to laugh when i say this, but IF, big if they’re able to get the Merrill deal fully integrated and have the place working like a machine their earning power could be $35 billion a year in normalized earnings (after they clear up all their shit on their books which should be) mid next year. Earning that sorta money with a 11.5 multiple could see them hit 50 bucks. Of course a lot of things need to go right like getting rid of the lying piece of shit CEO and installing a good guy in there.

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  14. TheArtist

    look out…..C just hit 5 whole dollars a share……

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  15. Pedro

    These banks are single-handedly killing it.

    They’re out of control gang raping bears. And on what? Yeah, everyone knows the answer.

    Yet, the electric fence continues to get a lot of work, indeud!

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  16. Cash-N-Guns

    oh shit…i am always disappointed when Monday on CNBC..that fucking pig faced transvestite looking skank ,Cabrera is still on air…

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  17. MOOBER

    Off topic: how the hell do you guys commute in NYC? Off peak and its still a bitch. I think my driver has a club foot with gout. No finesse.
    Coming in from LGA is nothing short of third world.

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    • Cash-N-Guns

      did it for years…NYC is a flaming shit pot….hated commuting..wanted to kill somebody every hour.

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      • MOOBER

        I just pulled my in ear monitors out. Everyone is honking and throwing stale biscuits.

        I just realized my 800lbs club footed driver is a woman. And I use the term loozly, as does she I assume.

        I think the dude in the car next to me is whacking his pud. He’s the only one not honking. He’s my fav new yorker so far. At least he’s not angry.

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        • JakeGint

          The key to commuting in NYC is to buy/rent and apartment w.in walking distance to work.

          Nothing more pleasant, imho.

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    • j

      You don’t commute. You live in the city. Anything longer than a 10 minute commute by cab is ungoldly.
      My commutes always took 1/2 in the spring and fall as I walked to and from work.

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  18. j

    Israel’s central banks raises overnight rate making it the first western CB to act. I reckon Australia is next.

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  19. Granpa

    Was that a sparrow or a house finch that peeked out of that nest on her head?

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