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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Get on the Treadmill

You grotesquely fat slobs need to step up your exercise regiments and slow down your private pie eating contests. Lo and behold, Goldman Sachs Group, Inc. [[GS]] smashed through estimates; but the stock is unchanged. Commercial Re stocks are getting ape raped, while commodity stocks play “eat the liver” on unsuspecting bears.

On a very personal level, I am pleased to see the price of natural gas shoot higher, which in turn will help my SandRidge Energy Inc. [[SD]] , [[ERX]] and Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] positions.

For the most part, life is like a box of Dennis Kneale’s.

Thanks to the retards at Dell Inc. [[DELL]] , tech is taking a breather this morning. However, stick around for awhile, in order to witness low IQ money managers scramble their brains, trying to correctly position themselves for the next earnings report. In my opinion, JPMorgan Chase & Co. [[JPM]] will burn the house down, in a very good way. I would not be short banks into JPM trickery. As you know, they have a fucking magician as CEO.

In closing, I like many stocks and hold many positions. While it’s true, some of them are down significantly from my cost basis. It’s also true, I have the patience of an elephant watching porn.

NOTE: So you know, iBankCoin has purchased a 1 month ad slot on Stocktwits TV (live streaming financial content, hosted by Howard Lindzon). As a result, we have created a series of iBankCoin commercials, mainly for my pleasure. Also, we will be putting the Stocktwits TV player on iBC’s front page, during broadcasting hours.

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33 comments

  1. wilmer

    Regiments? I don’t have a small army of exercisers at my disposal fly. You may, but then you are the blogfather of this internet game.

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    • The Fly

      Go pick up a dictionary and learn the multiple definitions for the word.

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      • wilmer

        regiment
        Use regiment in a Sentence
        –noun
        1. Military. a unit of ground forces, consisting of two or more battalions or battle groups, a headquarters unit, and certain supporting units.
        2. Obsolete. government.
        –verb (used with object)
        3. to manage or treat in a rigid, uniform manner; subject to strict discipline.
        4. to form into a regiment or regiments.
        5. to assign to a regiment or group.
        6. to form into an organized group, usually for the purpose of rigid or complete control.

        Are you going for number 3? Quite egregious usage if you are. Regimen is the word should have used. A rather low IQ mistake to make.

        Regimen
        Use regimen in a Sentence
        –noun
        1. Medicine/Medical. a regulated course, as of diet, exercise, or manner of living, intended to preserve or restore health or to attain some result.

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        • j

          Regimen is the word you(sic) should have used.

          A rather low IQ mistake to make.

          Sactly

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  2. TheArtist

    dead goats are really slow.

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  3. TraderCaddy

    When a Co. like NVLS has rather weak guidance and the stock should be down but is actually up that says something about the chip sector.
    That would be buy some equipment makers like FORM,KLAC,AMAT,ASMLetc.
    Yes?

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  4. TheArtist

    Fly, if you need any photoshop work for your ads on Stocktwits, let me know.

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  5. mrkcbill

    Jed, does treadmill to a Madonna playlist

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  6. j

    It’s also true, I have the patience of an elephant watching porn.

    huh?

    —————-
    Dennis Kneale is right in the last bit of the ad… the interwebs is a bitter, bitter medium full of bitter bitter people. However who would want it any other way?

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  7. Dubz

    As if he picked that comment. There are many much worse to describe him on these here pages.

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  8. francesco

    consolidating da levl

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  9. Cash-N-Guns

    AGEN breaking out

    MRNA..next..? DVAX…??

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  10. Black_Bart

    That should be the only commercial you play… F@#kin epic.

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  11. j

    One research form has 22 buck target on GLW

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  12. TheArtist

    DK should seriously think about joining Cat Fondlers Anonymous. He really needs help.

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  13. Juiceyfruit

    Sheer genius for using Kneale’s bit for a promo.

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  14. j

    The Aussie stock market put in a sterling performance today with the ASX 200 rising around 3.5%.. The rise was obviously influenced by Wall Street however there were also some astonishing stats that came out today showing better better business prospects going forward and better hiring expectations. Coupled with that you have better commodity prices and a leftist government that will move the budget position from a surplus of 2% a year, the conservatives were running, to a debt position of $300 billion over the next 3 years. This means the economy is absolutely super changed and any uptick in the world economy will see this place take off. Interest rates cuts are now off the table and I would be betting that some time next year by the first quarter the central bank will be raising rates.

    I placed a sizable position on in Euro Aussie as I think that cross will move in the Aussie’s favor quite sharply over time. From 1.77 now to 1.50ish if we see a glimmer of hope in the US over the next several months.

    I put the stop on at 1.8100 and if they get me they get me.

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    • Yogi & Boo Boo

      j – You really should think about posting this stuff in the PG. ^^^^ Just saying…

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  15. kidstock

    Today’s Daily Double

    BQBGK – BRCD July 8 calls trading for a nickle. Bought a slug last week.

    Offering half at a dime and let rest ride thru Friday No Peeky Style…

    Methinks stock closes north of $8 by expiry.

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    • Generational BOTTOM Picker
      Generational BOTTOM Picker

      Why not put $5000 on red or black at Vegas? You win, you double your money.
      Better than what you will do on those stupid nickel calls.

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      • kidstock

        Stay tuned GPB…you may be amazed how well these calls perform. My goal is to quickly grow my capital base. I’m not looking for just a double and may pull my .1 offer in lieu of trading action today with hopes of hitting a ten-bagger.

        Somebody else has the same idea as 4500 calls were purchased recently at .05.

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  16. The Fly

    Stocktwits player is now on front page. Programming begins at 12. Keep an eye out for iBC commercials.

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  17. j

    hey fly…

    Even Flotek is up over 5% today… that must surely mean it’s a bull terror of a bull market that’s just starting 🙂

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  18. Wolfschanze

    Bought FAZ this morning as previously indicated, the mantra buy on the rumor sell on the news (earnings) may well be an overused cliche but that is not indicative of its usefulness.

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  19. TheArtist

    when can we buy the “Dennis Kneale Fondles Cats” coffee mugs?

    my Gary Larson Far Side “Bummer of a birthmark Hal.” coffee mug has seen better days and will need to be replaced here soon.

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  20. wilmer

    I love apps that randomly start blasting noise through my speakers.

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