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“The Fly” Wins Again

I am too good to address you hapless bastards directly, so I will talk to myself.

Tropicana: Hey Fly, you did pretty good today, especially with your egregious FTK positions. The bears really do suck goat balls, you have to agree.

Fly: Yeah, I agree fuckernutter. But, I also think that you should shut the fuck up and quit trying to be my friend. If you need a friend, go feed the homeless. The way I see it, I win all the time, while you just sort of roam around the office all the time, dressed in that faggot robe and sandals.

Tropicana: (takes a swing at Fly, but misses)

Fly: Ha, ha. I win again. (throws contents of diamond encrusted chalice on Tropicana’s face)

Tropicana: Fine. Have it your way. Just know this, the next time your picks go bad, don’t come crawling back to me, begging like a little bitch, all worried and shit about your homo stocks.

Fly: I don’t need the likes of you. You are a fucktard, best suited for hospitals, getting your appendix ripped from your torso.

Tropicana: On the contrary, my little insane friend. You are a big mouth show off, who would not last a minute in the S. Bronx, without having to give up the car keys to your bullshit Lexus.

Fly: Fuck off, jelly donut man. I bank coin. I’d rather fuck an aardvark than drive my car into the S. Bronx.

Tropicana: Well, I’ll have you know, I was up 5.55% today, stretching— mind you— my year to date gains to north of 75%.

Fly: Oh, yeah, well, I was up, ummm, 5.55% too.

Fly & Tropicana: Asshole (spoken simultaneously)

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33 comments

  1. EN1GMA

    um… schizo much? damn senor tropicana/FLY, I will never doubt your favorite stock picks again!

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  2. kidstock

    FIG….nice call on FTK

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  3. Hagai

    Tropicana = Broker B

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  4. E8

    Someone hook Fly up with VNDA …

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  5. JJ

    WTF…no news on FTK? Why the ramp?

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  6. retox

    Great – another fucking reason the market sells off!

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090610/sc_afp/scienceastronomyearthmercurymarsvenus

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  7. L Muchacho

    Nice post. Who needs meds anyway.
    Costanza day with ENTR and FTK actually rising.

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  8. Controller

    Thanks to you Fly, my boss and husband both think I’m some stock trading genius. Up 6.8% on the corporate account and a not-to-shabby 5.2% on my personal account. I’ll happily pay your invoice when it arrives.

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  9. JakeGint

    Forget about moving south, you need to move west.

    Out to see Donny and Danny in Schizofornia.

    ______________

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  10. E8

    Sorry about that ENTR Fly … you must have missed the blue plate special announcement over at CA’s place today.

    http://ibankcoin.com/chart_addict/?p=1034#comment-6056

    Sold out in 30 minutes!

    http://ibankcoin.com/chart_addict/?p=1034#comment-6064

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  11. Aristotle

    LMAO! Senor Tropicana/Plutonium Petey/Horatio Clawhammer/The Fly wins again!

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  12. Flats

    What happened to Horatio Clawhammer? I miss the guy!!! Great shit as usual. If any of you traders are struggling right now trying to fight this tape I suggest you read the prior post by the Fly. All of these bearish blogs that made tons of coin on the way down are getting their asses handed to them because they refuse to accept that they can’t beat the government. Everyone knows about the manipulation, intervention and maybe even the dam Treasury or Fed buying S&P futures, but so what. Complaining about the shit won’t make you a dime and fighting it will get your asses handed to you. Now bring back Horatio Clawhammer!!! No more of this “The Death of Horatio Clawhammer” shit!!!!

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  13. Ryan

    Italktopigeons.com

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  14. Anton Cigur

    Our time is up for today, Fly. I think we’re making good progress.

    We’ll pick this up next time from right here, with The Fly winning again.

    Oh, just one more thing. Now that we’re getting more vocal participation from your other personalities, I’m going to have to charge each one individually for our time together.

    I’m sure you understand.

    Okay, then! We’ll see you all next week.

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  15. charlie

    Henry Fool – You still in GPRE & do you like it at these prices?

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  16. L.Dykstra

    Fly email me. Bra

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  17. RIMM

    movin’ on up a lil’ afterhours

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  18. MOOBER

    I can’t wait for the HORATIO CLAWHAMMER vs. SENIOR TROPICANA argument.

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  19. JakeGint

    Quick puke post:

    Is there a doctor in the House?

    ___________

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  20. Cardiff_Giant

    You take any FTK off the table yet?

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  21. j

    Fme, I get four hours sleep and all the bitches are talking about FTK again. Can you girls stop being so freaking mesmerized over one penny stock?

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  22. Kiwin

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=aQ._YJhEj_Jo

    Apparently the new GM CEO knows nothing about cars, but of course he is willing to learn. His background is telecommunications (AT&T).

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  23. TraderCaddy

    A striking resemblance between Magic coach Stan Van Gundy and Prince Al-Waheed (on the right) who advertises for the PPT.

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  24. Dicey

    Congratulations to you both on one of most entertaining and profit-inducing sites I have yet to drunkenly stumble across.

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  25. anony

    Bulls chase the bears

    http://www.spiegel.de/img/0,1020,1546653,00.jpg

    Off topic,

    Does anyone know what kind of animal that is?
    I think not a yak

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  26. Jakegint

    Kiwin- I actually heard that interview on the radio and I almost ran into a tree when that old hayseed admitted to not knowing scheiss about cars.

    Sometimes I feel like I’m living in some kind of comedy movie. The inmates are truly running the asylum now.

    __

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  27. carson

    I was thinking about ftk at 2.50 on the drop..but thought why should l pick up this stock that acts like it’s got a black cloud over it..

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  28. Jakegint

    Anony- I’m going to net that’s a water buffalo.

    But I guess it could also be a wildebeast.

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  29. j

    Aussie employment stats came out and it was a rip roarer. No job losses for the month to speak of. Currency is going up as the expectation sets in that the stimulus package is far bigger than necessary combined with an easy monetary policy things could overheat forcing the RBA to clamp the brakes.

    bought more Aussie yen

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  30. Q4

    Spaceship – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPCsxvlBMfI

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  31. j

    I can’t vouch for this as I’m still thinking about it… Spoke to an old timer the other day who was a big time bond trader in London all the way back in the 70’s and 80’s.

    His advice in trading and making money during an inflation period is to buy insurance companies which he says took off as a result of inflation during that time. he says it has to do with getting premiums up front and then paying out later. It also has to do with being able to invest in a rising yield curve.

    I’m still trying to get my head around this one so any ideas are welcome.

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  32. Blitzed

    Dude:

    Didn’t I read this on JakeGint’s blog yesterday?

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  33. Blitzed

    Dude:

    Didn’t I just read this on JakeGint’s blog yesterday?

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