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Saturday Night Fact

No man knows what he is doing, more than me, in the entire galaxy.

Think about that, while sucking on a few lemons.

UPDATE: “You’re internet hot”

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33 comments

  1. Ricketts

    FIG

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  2. if that's true
    if that's true

    then could you please:

    1.have a chat with “dear leader” and tell him the whole nuke thing isn’t working for you
    2.direct us where to unload all the pinto beans we bought when the world was ending
    3.put all your knowledge on youtube in case your time machine gets stuck in 2090
    4.don’t let your wife know you haven’t been taking your meds
    5.HEY wait a minute!! in the whole galaxy. no way. AACCCKKK JAMACKKK III of alphaloda-
    remember?!?!?!? he beat you before IQ to IQ by like uhhh a bizillion points. hello!

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  3. Jeff Macke

    the Fly is telling you a great truth. he told me last week.

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  4. duh

    if that’s true,

    he said galaxy, not universe

    perhaps go back to school?

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  5. Pete

    indeud

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  6. beer

    i demand satisfaction for my contributions to this sites dip shit quotient.

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  7. kush

    At the same time no one knows what’s doing who worse than you.

    I just fucking made some lemonade.

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  8. kush

    If I could just read this blog in all of its entirety in my spare spare time, I’d say I would thoroughly enjoy my life.

    Oh wait. HAHA! I do!

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  9. To the one they call the fly:
    To the one they call the fly:

    I’m honestly curious about why you chose investing as opposed to becoming a nuclear physicist, an astronaut, a corporate CEO, a pothead, a marine biologist, a teacher, an astronomer, or anything else for that matter. Why investing, if you would be so humble as to provide some insight. Please.

    Kush

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  10. jeff macke

    I talked to fly!! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(For real this time, not like the GM thing. I was really coked out then.)

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  11. L. Dykstra

    Fly- Can you loan me a million. Dude you know I’m good for it…hell I’ll put my entire Car Wash up as collateral.

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  12. 308

    some more weekend reading for some of you who have not:

    http://www.credit-suisse.com/il/doc/research_weekly.pdf

    https://www.fs.ml.com/publish/weekly_pdf/MarketAnalysisComment.pdf

    of course don’t get me wrong,you’ll learn way more from the fly…

    good tip: search out a good password on the net for:
    research.thomsonib.com/

    enjoy the other links… and you should always check http://hedgefundmgr.blogspot.com/ every night after 9:00 pst

    308

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  13. 4fl3x

    Here I thought you were just “The Master” of the Planet…

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  14. Juice

    “No man knows what he is doing, more than me, in the entire galaxy.

    Think about that, while sucking on a few lemons.”

    Monsieur Le Fly, aka Le Godly Blogger, with all due respect, and I due respect you; the Gods generally do not take kindly to earthbound humans moving in on their domain. Such bold proclamations may provoke their well known ire &/or wrath.

    Think about that, while sucking on a few lemons.

    NO offense intended. I am just watching your back.

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  15. Nails

    Fly,

    Deud, bro, buy my Gretzky haus! Give you a free car wash if you do.

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  16. The Fly

    I will only lend the money if you put the Gretzky house up.

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  17. Can anyone recommend a cheap trading site that allows you to manage IRAs?

    Currently my IRAs are at Vanguard and it’s $25/trade there. Looking for cheaper.

    I have found a few sites that let you open IRAs but you can’t invest in a lot of things–mainly they only let you invest in company ran investment vehicles.

    All recommendations welcome.

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  18. Snapini

    I saw the movie UP last night. Now those guyz were on drugs. Freaking dobberman with milly mouse voice just about made me pass out it was dang funny. The FLY rocks! That is my statement.

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  19. DPeezy

    Anon:
    Not sure if it’s the cheapest, but thinkorswim lets you use your IRA as a slightly limited trading account (no margin or naked positions, but otherwise you can invest in pretty much anything you want). Commissions are $5/trade ($2.95/option).

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  20. AssNapkin Mike
    AssNapkin Mike

    FLY

    Ive clicked on about 30 to 40 adds this weekend on your sidebar.

    I hope you get some cash for it.

    Everyboddy should click on a few to help out the team. Its the least you can do esp. if you are too cheap to join the PPT.

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  21. L.Dykstra

    Can’t do the Gretzky House Broseph. But I’d be willing to give you 51% of the name Dykstra. And 10K Shares Of Players Club International. Fly you own a Lear Jet? I can hook you up bra

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  22. Dpeezy,

    My account isn’t margined and I never hold naked option positions anyway.

    I will look into thinkorswim. $5/trade is pretty cheap.

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  23. dave

    Any thoughts on dark pool trading post from Zerohedge or the following comment?

    “TD,

    You have effectively connected the dots to another timeline to the end of this green shoot stock market rally. Once the TARP funds have been repaid by the big three or four banksters, the dark pools bidding this stock market up will end. Worse yet, they will stop and reverse, making the other banks still owning TARP dollars wince in pain as their stock valuations get creamed again. The big three or four will squeeze the shit out of the less unfortunate TARP babies.”

    http://zerohedge.blogspot.com/2009/06/goldman-now-dominating-dark-pool.html

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  24. Generational BOTTOM Picker
    Generational BOTTOM Picker

    43% of the name Dykstra is Dyk. As in Dykhead.

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  25. Flats

    Fly,

    What’s your target on Trid? Looks like they are trading under book which is positive and they have a nice cash position, however the losses are concerning. What say you?

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  26. j

    Dave:

    You have effectively connected the dots to another timeline to the end of this green shoot stock market rally. Once the TARP funds have been repaid by the big three or four banksters, the dark pools bidding this stock market up will end. Worse yet, they will stop and reverse, making the other banks still owning TARP dollars wince in pain as their stock valuations get creamed again. The big three or four will squeeze the shit out of the less unfortunate TARP babies.”

    It’s shit like this why there ought to be censorship and jail terms. When morons can’t explain things through rational thought they resort to dark conspiracies. Zerohedge is a retards site.

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  27. carson

    Fly you are a great man but your video selection leaves something to be disired. Ha Ha 🙂

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  28. JakeGint

    Sunday Night PPT Present

    ________________

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  29. The Fly

    Zero Hedge is a friend of iBC. They do good work.

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  30. j

    Fly:

    The above comment is abominable.

    truther theories are what ignorant twats use to suggest rationality. Trading may not be rational in itself as it’s basically a derivative and an amalgam of lateral factors.

    But suggesting that there is a deep and dark conspiracy by the banksters is frankly just garbage.

    Anyone who thinks Goldman’s controls the markets is like the gold bugs suggesting that gold is held down by central banks.

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  31. The Fly

    J

    Unlike many in the current administration, “The Fly” believes in free speech. Aside from me, no one on the internet put in more work than ZH—love them or hate them.

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  32. j

    I hope you don’t actually think I wa s serious about censorship and jail time were you? Perhaps I should have used a smiley.

    In the immortal words of the Ashley in Eastbound… “this isn’t funny anymore… this isn’t a game anymore”.

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  33. Barack Hussein Obama
    Barack Hussein Obama

    I’m back, you peoples. What an easy job – this is a piece of cake – I have some writers who write my stuff and a good teleprompter man and I just read like an announcer and then it’s party time. I have the biggest carbon footprint of anyone in the world – I fly in a 747 and my wife and kiddies are in another jet – who cares? I am Barack – your superior. The health care industry is next on my agenda – I will bring it down – everyone must have average care ….except me and mine of course. Love ya, suckers!

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