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GSbot Wins Again

It was a great game, watching the Goldman Sachs robots battle the UBS robots for market dominance today. At the end, the GSbots edged out UBS, via an egregious buy program on the Dow 30, effectively “Joshing” all shorts into the bell.

Please avoid the low hanging fruit of [[FAZ]], for they are poisonous.

I had a good week, with big dicked gains, enabling me to have visions of grandeur, aiming for triple digit returns. Howsoever, I am sure Mother Market has a few brass knuckled punches in store for my face, so I may need to slow my roll—bet against myself or some shit.

The action in technology is the best since the dot com days, let it be known. Stocks like [[AAPL]], [[RIMM]], [[ALU]], [[RFMD]], [[ARUN]], [[CSCO]], [[BRCD]] etc, run higher every fucking day.

“The Fly” has a specific road map plotted out, in order to protect his gains and clear the way for an epic/record year.

It was a great week and yes, “The Fly” wins again.

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47 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    Fly is God!

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  2. RC

    Have a good weekend boss.

    I will be on a mission to find some DRANK.

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  3. E8

    FIG

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  4. Woodshedder

    Any chance we can get Lil Wayne ground up and cremated, and then sprinkle an ash or two into every can of Drank?

    Surely that would increase sales. Helluva a gimmick, too.

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  5. The_Real_Hmmm

    Mean reversion is an excuse for the careless.

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  6. TraderCaddy

    What did the GSbot say to the UBSbot after a trip to the bathroom?
    Your wires are showing.

    Sorry.
    That’s all I have.

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  7. The Romanian

    Fly,

    With MVIS having a fully functioning product now and the Green Laser ready to go with mass units expected in 6 months or so I would say there’s the juice behind the partnership rumor. You were so bullish on this stock a while back, I’m suprised you’re not buying big right now. I added to my position at $2.67 today. Thanks for your input on the matter. You’re a true Champion!

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  8. moose

    scld

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  9. Anton_Cigur

    “…ground up and cremated.”

    As long as it’s in that order, Woody, I’m in.

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  10. kidstock

    To Kidstock Sucks:

    FIG is short for Fly is God — not Fortress Investment Group…now go back to eating your mother’s ass.

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  11. Jake Gint's Mom
    Jake Gint's Mom

    now go back to eating your mother’s ass?

    Sorry for being clueless..but why a**?

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  12. kidstock

    Jake’s Mom —

    First thing that came to mind.

    Not sure who my newest fan is but I must have ruffled his feathers with my FIG postings.

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  13. This is why:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_p9AbWQ2wc

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  14. He Says She

    🙂 KS- that’s hilarious, I totally thought it was Fortress this whole time too.

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  15. kidstock

    HSSS —

    It took me a while to figure it out, too…

    Anon —

    That was some funny shit.

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  16. RC

    I was wondering what that was all about, re: FIG

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  17. kidstock

    RC —

    It’s more of a race to be the first poster than anything else…seconds matter so posting FIG is quicker than “The Fly is God.”

    Looks like many of you need to be brought up to speed on some of the anachronisms thrown around here.

    Danny — perhaps you should add FIG to the glossary.

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  18. TheArtist

    so is “Joshing” going to go in the iBankCoin dictionary now for the term to have your pants removed if going short in a bull market?

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  19. TraderCaddy

    I just thought Kidstock was a fan of Nabisco’s Fig Newton Bars.

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  20. mrsbuttons

    Fly:
    Arena Resources (ARD) Chairman, CFO, and Director sold 225,000 shares at $35.46-37.84 on 5/28-6/1…
    any concern?

    I bought some shares recently….thanks

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  21. DPeezy

    It’s got to be spelled correctly though, no? ‘j0sh1ng’ or some such. It’s how all the cool kids do it.

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  22. Woodshedder

    Anton, the order is important, because I’m not sure Wayne’s grill would be very palatable, even after the searing heat of cremation, without first being ground up.

    Here is DRANK’s new slogan: Get Your Fill of The Grill…

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  23. mrsbuttons

    AAPL? the PPT is recommending buying AAPL at these levels? The stock has seen quite a run – I can’t imagine there’s more news out there – I think/hope it sells off after the show…Jobs is coming back, the iphone’s new pricing, the China market yada yada…I’d love to add more but just can’t pull the trigger here especially after the Cramer pump..so everytime I think I want to buy Aapl, I just buy a little more RIMM..lol…so far it’s worked..RIMM has actually been a better soldier so far.

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  24. The Fly

    Wood

    I believe Wayne would spit in your face, just prior to you executing his cremation.

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  25. TraderCaddy

    Good News!!!
    GM is BACK!!!
    The 2012 PelosiGT auto will be here soon.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY&feature=player_embedded

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  26. Anton_Cigur

    Wood – Congratulations. That’s the first time “palatable” and “Drank” have been used in the same sentence.

    I read a profile of Wee Wayne recently that mentioned that since his diet is primarily Jolly Ranchers, blunts and watered-down cough syrup, he has major dental problems. So the grill isn’t just an aesthetic choice.

    But why stop at a bit of Weezy in cans of Drank? Why not an entire line of Keepin’ It Real Soda or Thugg Juice?

    Imagine how fast “Tu Pac in da Sicks Pac” would sell. Or Wu Tang Clan C.R.E.A.M. Soda. Or Da La Soul Punch (it’s a li’l fruity, naturally). Or, for something without calories or flava, Will Smith’s Diet Jiggy-Juice.

    Of course, Vanilla Ice Imitation Chocolate Soda has already bombed in test market.

    Otherwise, we are on to something here.

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  27. Woodshedder

    Fly, the grinding comes first. But you are probably right, he would.

    And that is why the order of operations is crucial.

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  28. Woodshedder

    Anton, lmao! You have a sick sense of humor. But I can appreciate it.

    Unfortunately, I like some of those groups.

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  29. Anton_Cigur

    Don’t misunderstand, Woody, so do I.

    And I’d buy Wu Tang C.R.E.A.M. Soda by the case.

    I think ODB, especially, would love the idea.

    “Cash rules everything around me, CREAM!,
    get the money, dolla, dolla bill, y’all!”

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  30. retox

    You mean ODB aka
    Big Baby Jesus aka
    Dirt McGirt aka
    Dirt Dog aka
    Osirus aka
    Joe Bananas aka
    Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant aka
    Dirk Hardpec aka
    The Man of All Rainbows aka
    Rain Man aka
    Big Box o’ Chili aka
    Roll Fizzlebeef
    RIP!

    You HAVE to give one to Todd $haw (cuss words cocktails)

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  31. Anton_Cigur

    But known to his homies as Rusty.

    Gone too soon.

    You muh whigga.

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  32. aa

    fly predicted 50 for aapl. is that still possible?

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  33. JakeGint

    Holy shit, TC, that shit was goooooold.

    _________

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  34. Snapini

    2009 XBOXLive is OMG off the hook. My boyz say it can’t be that good but hope it is. MSFT is gonna own the screen in ways AAPL never dreamed…and I’m a hardcore Mac person. Don’t be surprised to start seeing MSFT giving away their software for free in trade for ad revenues. As well more business meetings education and virtual events on a whole new level. Their ACE’s are starting to flip over IMHO. I do not hold AAPL or MSFT but maybe I should be buying Seattle Real Estate. No?

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  35. JakeGint

    Late night edition is out:

    Cuban spies in the State Dept.? What the fuck?

    _______________

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  36. T MOE

    The Fly is being set up for ruin

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYlZAI2K0eU

    The knowledge that seeking the favor of another
    Means the murder of self.
    This is the resolution
    The end of all progress
    The death of evolution
    It bleeds all life away.
    Silence speeds the path to the streams of solace that run so few and narrow.
    Brooks that babble the sounds of torture.
    You will one day rise
    To flood the banks of the chosen.
    This is the art of ruin.
    This is the resolution
    The end of all progress
    The death of evolution
    It bleeds all life away.
    I will show you all that I have mastered
    Fear. Pain. Hatred. Power.
    This is the art of ruin.

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  37. j

    I’m putting a few eggs in a curve steepener trade next week. It’s ridiculous I haven’t thought about this earlier. That’s the best and only way to play the inflation trade. Gold isn’t for me. It should work in both a depression and an inflationary boom scenario while the chuckle-heads in the government keep running a deficit of this size.

    Rates in the 70’s went to the stratosphere and there’s no reason why that can’t happen over the next 5 years or so.

    The question is how to play it.

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  38. JakeGint

    J-

    Are you kidding? Have you never been on my blog.

    TBT is a founding member of the “Trade of the Decade” Club.

    ___

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  39. j

    I missed that Jake. I do read your blog..

    I’m messing about reading up and Bloomberg has a story on Julian Robertson pushing hard on this trade and I thought, it’s true. It could turn out to be a trade as big as the sub-prime short. You gotta be careful, it’s more than a few days old as he’s been hitting the wires obviously trying to get people to push on the trade his way, so you’d need to scale in as it could be a little one sided at the moment.

    However that’s the inflation trade and it’s better than gold.

    How do you play it with ETF’s or futures?

    Just shorting the TBT isn’t a steepener though.

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  40. Jakegint

    J- TBT is a double short of TLT.

    That’s all you need.

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  41. trader 5

    J, shorting the TBT? You mean buying TBT with both hands right? Or shorting TLT

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  42. 2 cent-

    Do not accept the feeling or thoughts that come with disappointment or defeat..To master your ability to think clearly and to speak against those things that are not of god, is great wisdom.

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  43. retox

    Fucking-a, j0sh1ngU finally lost it!!!

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06/06/obama.threat.arrest/index.html

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  44. JakeGint

    Some Saturday night picks to think about for Monday — Some foxy tricks with bricks and blocks.

    ______________________

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  45. may we ask

    what was that about TM? didn’t sound like you

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  46. JakeGint

    From Retox’s article:

    “We are 94 million miles from the sun, and are in-between the sun and moon, and the eagle that flies between them and it’s a giant step for mankind. … I have traveled thousands of miles to be here and know things that are going to happen. … the banking system will fail and people will die. … there will be chaos in the world,” Murray said, according to the complaint.

    He was also heard to say — “There is no question there will be a gap down on Monday.”

    _____________________

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  47. ruin's lead "singer"
    ruin's lead "singer"

    hey man, we don’t mess with space aliens in time machines. no way. and rumor has it our own music will be our own ruin. ruined by ruin. man, that is so deep. wow… i think i’ll write another song.

    This is the art of ruin
    Ruined by ruin
    This is the resolution
    The end of all the money we made from geeky kids
    This is what we have mastered
    Copying every other loud metal band of the last two decades
    Making fools of ourselves
    Slurring incoherent oh so scary phrases as we are
    unable to think of anything original
    Using words like “hate” “fear” “pain” ooooohhhhh…
    and ppppppppPower
    yeah POWER
    wower
    yes our own idiocy
    has been our ruin
    man, that is sad
    hey now i’m bummed
    i actually sound like that brook
    that babbles torture

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